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~JuiceMan~

Your iPod is shitting in my ears!

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My Blog

Afternoon Delight!

Rainyday (witch is perfect excuse to do nothing), no children, no Mamma, no job Gosslings dark rum, ginger beer, lime and "the Wire" OnDemand could I maybe call this a job? cause i'm qualified.  ...
Posted by ~JuiceMan~ on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 10:21:00 PST

SK8-BO-RAD

i swear i'm gonna do it when it gets warm. just gettin my fat ass on it is a trick in it self so say i got skillz, ya bitches. fuck FDR too. i'm fuckin up the BostonChicken parking lot at 39th and Che...
Posted by ~JuiceMan~ on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 08:56:00 PST

Fuckin Bums!

alright then, most of you assholes have no work ethic what-so-ever. i guess it never really bothered me cuz most of the jobs i've held were jobs where my perfomance was was just that, mine! i produced...
Posted by ~JuiceMan~ on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 07:12:00 PST

the land where stop means slow down

good ol philly. everybodies in a big rush but aint nobody goin nowhere. the home of the south philly slide aka the rolling stop and if your in the way of any of that, that's your problem. when i drove...
Posted by ~JuiceMan~ on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:58:00 PST

fatherhoods rewards

Hot damn! I'm a lucky man. Just last week, one day after my 34th Bday my daughters  exploration of her gift of voice reached a turningpoint. She spoke her fist word. Be still my heart, it was "Da...
Posted by ~JuiceMan~ on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 08:51:00 PST

BlueDevil hater

way back, before Stevie "franchiise" Francis was a pro ball player, before he was a Terp, he was a kid from the hood (east Baltimore). he was one of the most prospected highschool ball players in the ...
Posted by ~JuiceMan~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

nine days pastdue

when oh when will my offspring be born. it seems that babies are born when they're ready cuz Monique is now 9days past due. she is quite the trooper though. i could never imagine the burden she bares ...
Posted by ~JuiceMan~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the war is over, part 2

i have a friend whos father in law is an aero-space historian working at the smithsonian. the smithsonian had a cold war display a while back which had both US and russian missles from the coldwar era...
Posted by ~JuiceMan~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

big pooch Eulogy

yesterday, my brother had to put down his dog of 11 years. Homer was a 130lb. rotty who was named after the lovable lumix Homer Simpson. i was sharing a Baltimore row home with my brother when he firs...
Posted by ~JuiceMan~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fixed income

so, i'm living on a fixed inccome. i was very excited about this at first because i was broke at the time. i thought my shit was gonna be fixed. it turns out i'm still fuckin broke. ya see, i lost my ...
Posted by ~JuiceMan~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST