Sea Monkey Knife Fight

i'll do this like an award speech...i'd like to thank my mom and dad for giving birth to me...id like to thank emmie, the first girl i kissed....i'd like to thank valarie for being my first neighborhood girlfriend...i'd like to thank laurie for making me a man at 13 at an rv park somewhere in the mountains of georgia....i'd like to thank maria for offically breaking my heart for the first time...id like to thank ethan for moving back to florida and making me use a plane ticket to see him be used to philadelphia where i met jody...id like to thank jody for being a doctor and staying with a guy that worked at a specialty beer store for 3 years...i'd like to thank FDR skatepark for a broken ankle that made me lose my job and move back to florida...i'd like to thank jessica c {one of them} for breaking up with me when i was 14 because i was dumb....then dating me agian for 2 years after i moved back to florida...i'd like to thank another jessica c for being able to look me directly in the eye and tell me how my soul was feeling...i'd like to thank heather for being a really tough self supportive girl...that dosent like any of my friends and thats why we broke up...id like to thank calli who made me realize that its better to stay with friends for years or the rest of your life then to run around not knowing your future...i'd like to thank my soon to be boy or girl for not being an asshole...(fingers crossed)---UPDATE---"my soon to be boy for not coming home smelling like weed with red eyes rolled back in his head and thinking that im an idiot"..