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Holly GoLightly

That fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam, it was worth just to learn from slide of han

About Me

Put the fuckin lotion in the basket.... img src="http://www.myspacenow.com/myspace/animated110.gif"

My Interests

Throwing water at my cat.

I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

I'd like to meet:

haters, procrastinaters, spectators, dictators, infiltrators, crusaders, po-tate-rs, masterbaters, locaters, child support payers, dislocaters, Gatoraders, alligators and HYENAS....because I said so.. thats why...

Music:

What are we on a date? Dont worry about it.

Movies:

Anything with talking animals...that makes me laugh...

Television:

The Fall Guy, all four seasons. It seems I have been corrected, apparently there are in fact five seasons of Fall Guy. To The douche bag who corrected me, thank you and fuck you.

Books:

The dictionary, except for the letter s its too long.

Heroes:

Betsy Ross, (for all you ignorant mother fuckers, she made the first flag)

My Blog

Sundays

Kelly "are you ever gonna get off the internet?"Laurie "Are you ever gonna get off the couch?"Kelly " I got off the couch once already today to make us breakfast and I did not like it, its Sunday, I d...
Posted by Holly GoLightly on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 04:40:00 PST

Handle your

Shit. So, last night Im at this club, which I will leave the name anonomous since I am not hating on the club just the people in it. So anyhow, Im in this club and I feel like Im 16 again at some rave...
Posted by Holly GoLightly on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 05:01:00 PST

be nice to your waitress

To everyone out there who eats in restaurants, BE FUCKING NICE TO YOUR SERVER! They make $2.83 an hour and bust thier asses in hopes that people will leave them at LEAST 20f thier bill as a tip, this...
Posted by Holly GoLightly on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 02:58:00 PST

Guys at clubs (drunk guys at clubs)

So, Im at the Shakedown on Saturday, which is always a good time, and Im dancin with my girls as usual. And as usual some drunk ass douche bag has to come over and act all innapropriate and what not. ...
Posted by Holly GoLightly on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 09:58:00 PST