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and so it goes, go round again, but now and then we wonder who the real men are...

About Me

"I like to do ladies' things, like attend the operettas and les ballets imaginaires...I stroke kittens and press flowers... and swim in rivers, wearing dresses and hats n' shit."

My Interests

Massages, rain, autumn n' winter (I loathe Summer), music, music, music, music, music, green tea, dogs (I like them better than people), red wine, Iceland, travel, writing, photography, walking everywhere, working out, dance, noshing, snogging, xanthan gum, Air America progressive liberal talk radio,anagrams, parallelograms, candy grams, quadrilaterals, palindromes, garden gnomes, dance fever, pseudonyms, logical inconsistency, astronomy, bronchoscopy, bibliophobia, altra volta, malinconico, crescendo, counterculture, humanism, anthropomorphism, magic realism, impressionism, cataclysm, solarization, polarization, anaglyphs, hieroglyphs, nymphs, paradoxical psychology, biometeorology, numerology, synchronicity, xenoglossia, cypridophobia, clemency, coffee-table books, curry, karma, je ne sais quoi, Japanese architecture, hyperboles, heteronyms, eponyms, paronyms, pabulums, palilogy, neologism and colloquialism, dialect, dissonance, dissension, dissidence, discord, disenchantment, enchantment, peppermint, training across Europe, romping in rainfall, following my instincts, playing in the snow, silliness, Thai food, cruelty-free living (well, to animals anyway), etymology, faeries, sarcasm, glint, mountains, bobby pins, pantyliners n' juicy red pens, Atari, ice/inline skating, simple pleasures, snow cherries from France, thought provoking scents, inclement weather, olive fingers, pretty boys with pretty hair and fabulous shoes, flowers, glam, thrifting, grifting, vegan dining, Craigslist, puppies, people with good hygiene, soy ice cream, Scotland, shoes, organics, dreaming, sensuality, erotica, nerds, gay pilgrims, sassy hair, sleeping, candles, and my right to choose.

I'd like to meet:


"Befriending new people can lead to having sex with your children, accidentally"~Jerri Blank

Music:

Tori Amos, Kate Bush, Babes In Toyland, Fiona Apple, Bjork, Butt Trumpet, Elastica, The Ditty Bops, Lush, Lunachicks, My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, Joydrop, Ladytron, Daisy Chainsaw, Queen, Meg Lee Chin, Betty Blowtorch, Blare Bitch Project, Pigface, Poe, Garbage, Hole, Sing-Sing, Queen Adreena, Seven Year Bitch, Lords of Acid, I:scintilla, Concrete Blonde, The Cramps, Cyndi Lauper, L7, Drain STH, Nashville Pussy, Suzanne Vega, Revolting Cocks, Maggie Estep, Gene Loves Jezebel, The Cult, The Cure, My Bloody Valentine, NIN, Type O Negative, Dead Can Dance, Mazzy Star, New York Dolls, Hanoi Rocks, The Smears, Sugarcubes, Luscious Jackson, Madonna, George Clinton, Janes Addiction, David Bowie, Jam Pain Society, Pleasure Fuckers, Placebo, Mono, Siouxsie and The Banshees, Sneaker Pimps, Revolting Cocks, Ruby, Abba, Ramones, Loreena McKennitt, Moby, 5 6 7 8’s, Dead Stars On Hollywood, Iggy Pop, White/Rob Zombie, Rammstein, King Missle, Rasputina, Republica, Franz Liszt, and a little blues and jazz and soul and disco and buttrock and heaps more I can't think of at the moment.

Movies:

Foreign n' Indies. Movies are a bit tedious, but I watch one every now and then. For the love of Todd, no musicals!

Television:

PBS, Seinfeld, Absolutely Fabulous, Strangers with Candy, Little Britain, French & Saunders, Mad TV, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Globe Trekker, Sex & the City, Simpsons, Family Guy, Powerpuff Girls, Grey's Anatomy, The Office(US & UK). I mostly watch the tube because it's so trendy to hate it. That's right. It's for spite.

Books:

David Sedaris, Amy Sedaris, Mary Gaitskill, Augusten Burroughs, Sylvia Plath, Emily Bronte, Al Franken, Maggie Estep, Cameron Tuttle, Neil Gaiman, and several books on natural medicine, etc. Non-fiction is my preferred reading. I'm a word nerd and love language. Can I fluently speak any others, you ask? Of course not, I'm American.

Heroes:

Tori Amos, Kate Bush, Amy Sedaris (I finally met her!!!), Bianca Butthole, Janeane Garofalo, Stephen Colbert, Paul Dinello, Jon Stewart (my future ex-husband), Jerry Seinfeld, Maggie Estep, Alex Borstein, Eddie n' Patsy, Sarah Silverman, Sexy Cristina (my pet Romanian), Larry David. Funny and brilliant minds everywhere. ....