Whiskey & The Kidney Stones

About Me

We have been stinking up Baltimore, DC, and Annapolis for roughly five years. We have two full-length CD's. Our music posesses uniqueness in it's grooving ROCK style and low-brow humor. A sweaty, drunken ROCK machine- the live shows are nothing short of chaos. Did I mention ROCK? Not Nu-Metal, not whining Emo, no reggae to be found or false whitey funk, but a strong sense of duty to purvey our brand of rock (with a wee dash of 70's metal and punk.) You love it. You need it. It's good for your colon. Maybe you've heard us on soundtracks for such popular straight-to-DVD films as "Ninja School Rebels", "A Vampire's Queef" and "Charles: The Tasty Mattress." Or not. Shut up. I hate you sometimes. You know that?

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/26/2005
Band Website: You're looking at it!
Band Members:
Influences: Clutch, Butthole Surfers, Motorhead, ZZ Top.
Sounds Like: An audio dry hump.
Record Label: Dogg Cock Music, LLC
Type of Label: None

My Blog

My Invention.

Yes, guys, the invention is coming along quite nicely. I have run into a few problems. 1) How do I keep the helmet on the dog? Perhaps a chin-strap like every other helmet? No. You see, some dog...
Posted by Whiskey & The Kidney Stones on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 02:53:00 PST

Our new disc rocks.

Dude, our new disc rocks. It rocks like a somabitch. Seriously. It's, like, the third best rock CD ever. Yeah. First is "Dark Side of the Moon", then "Black Sabbath", then us, then "Master of Pu...
Posted by Whiskey & The Kidney Stones on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 06:32:00 PST

My Balls, an auto-testicular ode

My balls are nothing short of exquisite. Seriously. They are truly awesome testicles. Both of them are equal in their excellence. Now, I know what you're thinking... "Well, that's unfair. His ba...
Posted by Whiskey & The Kidney Stones on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 10:13:00 PST

You're all worthless and weak.

Ahhh, yes, today's music scene is a sad state of affairs indeed. Literally. We (Whiskey & The Kidney Stones- Rock Gods) recently posted one of our new songs, "Hot Piss", on garageband....
Posted by Whiskey & The Kidney Stones on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 11:36:00 PST

Bloggin' it up, Bitches

Dude, I just wanted to thank you Bitches for coming out and getting all drunk up with us for all this time. We appreciate you letting us let you eat on a big ol' sweaty pantload of rawk. We look...
Posted by Whiskey & The Kidney Stones on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 12:59:00 PST

Thanks to all...

Thanks to all who came to Dickapalooza this year. A big thanks to Mr. Bobby Colorado of Dingleberry Dynasty for stepping in and providing music about his taint. We appreciate you all gett...
Posted by Whiskey & The Kidney Stones on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 11:23:00 PST

Dickapalooza again

Dickapalooza time again, folks. August 19 @ Beat's joint in Upper Marlboro. We'll be joined by the southern rock styllings of The Pork Barrel Quartet. Around $5. Get your Molly Hatchet on, bitch...
Posted by Whiskey & The Kidney Stones on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 04:11:00 PST

The New Shit.

'Sup, Freaks. We just wanted to give you guys a line as to what we were up to. We're currently finiship up the new disc. It's gonna be twelve songs that will knock your socks on your ass. ...
Posted by Whiskey & The Kidney Stones on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 08:37:00 PST

Dickapalooza & Kauffman's cancellation.

Thanks to all who came out ofr Dickapalooza. It was a long, hard, silly day, eh? We hope you enjoyed. Thanks to Low Point and A.T.R. for playing with us, you guys rocked it. Thanks to all involv...
Posted by Whiskey & The Kidney Stones on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

DickAPalooza

Ahhh, it's that time again. Our annual house party will be approaching shortly and the bands/ festivities are becoming finalized. Thus far, we have Low Point, Audio Terror Regime, and us playing...
Posted by Whiskey & The Kidney Stones on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST