Things finally started to come together when current Schismatics bassist Jeremy Parmentier joined Curt in his filthy, filthy basement for weekly jam sessions and to build a meth lab. It was basically another excuse to get drunk in the middle of the week. While searching the internet for dirty Asian porn they came up with the name Bukkake Party Tonight and the band was born. After a few months they were joined by Bluegill, who had a knack for shouting a people while indecently touching them, but mostly wanted to tap Curt's illegal booze producing operation. While searching for hookers in the Adult Services section of Craig’s List, Gill came across a Australian Swinger who had playing drums in his personal ad listed after performing ATM to MILF's. Before too long we had written songs like Bukkake Party Tonight and Steely Dan Party. The drunken quartet soon found themselves delivering the ROCK to the quiet city of Baltimore.
Next on the agenda : recording, touring, fighting, rehab, and breaking up -- although, possibly not in that order.
