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Rock Hog #1

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About Me

Sometimes I like to climb trees, except when I can't. I like to surf myspace in my birthday suit.

My Interests

Soup, picking my scabs, not snowboarding, playing bad music, making fun of things on the internet and then getting addicted to them.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who might touch my genitals.

Music:

Clang clong boom bap.

Movies:

Bad horror movies, porn.

Television:

The Office, and a whole lot of history channel like crap.

Books:

Discworld, stereo instructions, placemats, The Bible, bathroom walls.

Heroes:

"Shotgun" Tom Chance

My Blog

The Party was a success

Thanks to everyone that came out to see Bukkake Party Tonight on Saturday night.  While it was plain to see that we need to tighten up a little bit, overall our set went really well and we should...
Posted by Rock Hog #1 on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:43:00 PST

It's about time for the party of the year...

My new band, Bukkake Party Tonight is scheduled to play our first show on Feb 17th, 2007.  As a result, we've set up our mySpace page with a (very poorly recorded) sample of what we're doing.&nbs...
Posted by Rock Hog #1 on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:00:00 PST

In the pipeline...

New band coming soon.  Old band isn't going away (as far as I know), but this is something new and different.  Or at least new.  Or at least something.Bukkake Party Tonight!Cumming Late...
Posted by Rock Hog #1 on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 03:25:00 PST

OMGJEREMY is gone

Another website I was involved with is gone, and as of 1/13/06 OMGJeremy.com is closing it's doors.  I think that means I've lost my blog, and it definately means I've lost my main email, so if y...
Posted by Rock Hog #1 on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 07:03:00 PST

This blog is nice and all...

Actually, I hate it. If anyone still checks this thing, my new "permanent" blog is located here: OMGJeremy's Blog for Jeremy P (that's me, fuckos) I'm so pretty it hurts. Also, I've been writi...
Posted by Rock Hog #1 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I stabbed Larry Poon in the hand with a steak knife at TGIFriday's!

Yeah, I pretty much stabbed him. He spilled a beer on me and then kept kicking me. I think you'll believe I'm right. I haven't been on here in a while. I doubt I'll be on again any time soon.
Posted by Rock Hog #1 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Jiminy Christmas! I can write!

Some of you may know that I aside from being a professional cheese taster and the world's tallest midget, I used to run a "humor" internet site. I shut it down, because I'm retarded, but I have start...
Posted by Rock Hog #1 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hey suckers... I'm not gonna have to work anymore.

(Check out this mail I got! I'm gonna be rich!) NNPC HEADQUATERS 45 Marina St., V/I, Lagos-Nigeria. EMAIL: [email protected], [email protected] Compliments, REQUEST FOR AN...
Posted by Rock Hog #1 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Schismatics at the Sidebar 12.4.03

Come to the fucking Sidebar in Baltimore on Thursday night December 4th to see my band, The Schismatics, open for local bands The Overprivileged, and The Homeowners... ...and the reunited Murder Ju...
Posted by Rock Hog #1 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST