Music, friends, laughing (a lot), travelling, the great outdoors, hiking/backpacking, camping, food, driving, soccer, snowboarding, offensive humor, epic fantasy, fisticuffs, wilderness survival skills, and mountains.
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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Where the Buffalo Roam, Kids, Trainspotting, Acid House, Prom Night 2 and 3, The Big Lebowski, Jerkbeast, any film by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, Bowling for Columbine, Donnie Darko, Death to Smoochie, any of Steve-O's videos, CKY 1-4, Fight Club, American History X, Evil Dead trilogy, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Pi, A Clockwork Orange, Taxi Driver, The Professional, Rules of Attraction, Basket Case, Boondock Saints, Full Metal Jacket, Ong-bak, and more, I'm sure.
Survivorman, South Park, Cops, Chappelle's Show, Man vs. Wild, Family Guy, Jackass, Wildboyz, Travel Channel, The Learning Channel, History Channel, Discovery Channel, and public access can be amusing at times.
Into the Wild, The Jungle, Ishmael, Survivor, Choke, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Johnny Got His Gun, American Psycho, The Frontiersmen, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, A Walk in the Woods, Follow the River, Animal Farm, Kingdom of Fear
Larry Bird, Patrick Duffy, Zinedine Zidane, Bob Sagat, Bob Ross, Chuck Norris, R. Kelly, J. K. Rowling, Dustin Diamond, Howie Mandell, Ric Flair, Paul Rueubens, Steve-O, Scott Stapp, Willem Dafoe, Tommy Chong, Bling Bling, Chris Pontius, Pontius Pilate, Chris Henry, Kevin Federline, the entire Reagan administration (for introducing crack), Manny Puig, Gary Glitter, my mother, and most importantly, myself.