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Evan

Supporting my freedom since 1984

About Me

There's a race of men that don't fit in,
A race that can't stay still;
So they break the hearts of kith and kin,
And they roam the world at will.
They range the field and they rove the flood,
And they climb the mountain's crest;
Theirs is the curse of the gypsy blood,
And they don't know how to rest.
If they just went straight they might go far;
They are strong and brave and true;
But they're always tired of the things that are,
And they want the strange and new.
They say: "Could I find my proper groove,
What a deep mark I would make!"
So they chop and change, and each fresh move
Is only a fresh mistake.
And each forgets, as he strips and runs
With a brilliant, fitful pace,
It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones
Who win in the lifelong race.
And each forgets that his youth has fled,
Forgets that his prime is past,
Till he stands one day, with a hope that's dead,
In the glare of the truth at last.
He has failed, he has failed; he has missed his chance;
He has just done things by half.
Life's been a jolly good joke on him,
And now is the time to laugh.
Ha, ha! He is one of the Legion Lost;
He was never meant to win;
He's a rolling stone, and it's bred in the bone;
He's a man who won't fit in.
-Robert W. Service, "The Men That Don't Fit In"

My Interests

Music, friends, laughing (a lot), travelling, the great outdoors, hiking/backpacking, camping, food, driving, soccer, snowboarding, offensive humor, epic fantasy, fisticuffs, wilderness survival skills, and mountains.

I'd like to meet:

The Cerne Abbas Giant

A 180 foot tall giant wielding a 120 foot long club and a 30 foot erection. What. A. Badass.

GOATBOY

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Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Where the Buffalo Roam, Kids, Trainspotting, Acid House, Prom Night 2 and 3, The Big Lebowski, Jerkbeast, any film by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, Bowling for Columbine, Donnie Darko, Death to Smoochie, any of Steve-O's videos, CKY 1-4, Fight Club, American History X, Evil Dead trilogy, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Pi, A Clockwork Orange, Taxi Driver, The Professional, Rules of Attraction, Basket Case, Boondock Saints, Full Metal Jacket, Ong-bak, and more, I'm sure.

Television:

Survivorman, South Park, Cops, Chappelle's Show, Man vs. Wild, Family Guy, Jackass, Wildboyz, Travel Channel, The Learning Channel, History Channel, Discovery Channel, and public access can be amusing at times.

Books:

Into the Wild, The Jungle, Ishmael, Survivor, Choke, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Johnny Got His Gun, American Psycho, The Frontiersmen, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, A Walk in the Woods, Follow the River, Animal Farm, Kingdom of Fear

Heroes:


Larry Bird, Patrick Duffy, Zinedine Zidane, Bob Sagat, Bob Ross, Chuck Norris, R. Kelly, J. K. Rowling, Dustin Diamond, Howie Mandell, Ric Flair, Paul Rueubens, Steve-O, Scott Stapp, Willem Dafoe, Tommy Chong, Bling Bling, Chris Pontius, Pontius Pilate, Chris Henry, Kevin Federline, the entire Reagan administration (for introducing crack), Manny Puig, Gary Glitter, my mother, and most importantly, myself.

My Blog

Appalachian Trail Update #1

Hey everyone.  I'm stopped here at Cloud 9 hostel just outside of Hiawassee, GA.  I've come about 65 miles on the trail (75 if you include the approach trail), and I'll be about 9 miles from...
Posted by Huck Fumans on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 08:35:00 PST

Appalachian Aspirations (update)

I'll be heading to Georgia to begin my thru-hike of the Appalachian Trail on Friday, March 23.  If any of you are interested in receiving e-mail updates or would like to contact me while I'm out ...
Posted by Huck Fumans on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:16:00 PST

Fuck 2006

If the first day of 2006 has been any preface as to what awaits me in this coming year, then I'm thinking that I'm in for a world of shit..
Posted by Huck Fumans on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 10:54:00 PST

Appalachian Trail Photos (updated)

Managed to get a few photos of the hike uploaded.  Hopefully I'll have a chance to post the full set soon.  I'll post a link here as soon as I get around to it.UPDATE: Here's a link to the photos. A...
Posted by Huck Fumans on Fri, 25 May 2007 04:22:00 PST

Appalachian Aspirations

So I've decided that I'm going to thru-hike the Appalachian Trail beginning in March '07.  2,200 miles, 6 months, 14 states, one backpack, two legs, Georgia to Maine motherfuckers. Oh yes, it wi...
Posted by Huck Fumans on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 09:47:00 PST

I Guess I Won

Quitting smoking sucked. Somebody remind me not to try that again..
Posted by Huck Fumans on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Quitters Never Win

Quitting smoking is a bitch and a half. Nuff said.
Posted by Huck Fumans on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST