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About Me

Hello. This is my new About Me section, which I am writing right now. The last one talked about paedophilia too much, I got bored of it.Well, i'm at Cardiff university, which is alright. I do Social Policy, which isn't a real degree, as i'm told an awful lot by old people and Alex Viol. I still try and involve myself in moozack, and do some promotion here and there for bands, I write reviews and interviews and organise events for MONKEYFEESH MUSIC . Go have a look, sign up, have a wank, whatever works. If you're in a band and want a gig have a look on my top friends for Monkeyfeesh Music Nights or send me a message...Even though university is only ok, the people there are mainly awesome and have lovely hair and smell nice and stuff.I also have a girlfriend now, which is awesome. She's called Laura, and normally people would put a picture here, but i'm not going to because I don't play by the rules. She somehow manages to put up with me telling the same 4 stories every 15 minutes and being patronising and moody and still makes me feel like the luckiest boy in the whole world, and i'm not sure how to thank her. I guess MySpace should do the trick. I don't deserve someone as awesome as her, and one day i'll repay her for all she's done for me.What the hell, have a picture of how gorgeous she is.
Click here for a picture of a goat.

Andy was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.The fingerprints of Andy are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Andy.More people are killed by Andy each year than die in aeroplane accidents.Birds do not sleep in Andy, though they may rest in him from time to time.If you lick Andy ten times, you will consume one calorie.Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Andy supply!The average duration of sexual intercourse for Andy is two minutes!The difference between Andy and a village is that Andy does not have a church.A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Andy"They must find it difficult... Those who have taken authority as the truth, rather than truth as the authority." -Gerald MasseyI'm on MSN. Add me if you [email protected]....I deny any third parties the legal right to use images from this profile which contain me or any part of my person. This means you, Redwatch...

My Interests

These are some bands I have seen, in no particular order: Los Campesinos!
Help She Can't Swim
Napoleon III
Barenaked Ladies
Reel Big Fish x4
Robolint x2
Shoot The Moon x2
May Contain Nuts x2
The Hit Ups
Fizzy Milk
The Enigma Design x2
5 Times Your Hero x3
The Go! Team
The Ordinary Boys
The Matches x2
Goldfinger
Greenday
Har Mar Superstar
Hundred Reasons
Idlewild
InMe
Less Than Jake
Placebo x2
Primal Scream
REM
Razorlight
Skindred
System Of A Down
The Hives
The Libertines x2
The Zutons
The White Stripes
Zebrahead
Pedrosa x3
CapDown
Sliced Peach
Forgotten Fable x3
The Deltas
Devious Phat
The Sketch x3
Macgyver many many times
Smoosh
The Grates
The Toasters
Catch It Kebabs
The Scrub
Sum 41 x2
Bowling For Soup x3
Wilt
Franz Ferdinand
50 Cent (don't ask)
Jonathan Rice
Linkin Park (ew)
The Darkness (What was I thinking?)
Blink 182
Blur
The Streets x2
Lenny Savage
Good Charlotte (Blame Reading Festival)
The 80s Matchbox B-Line Disaster
The Offspring
Ash
Goldie Lookin Chain
Morrisey
Lost Prophets
Dry Kill Logic
The Bedheads
Girlsplayboys
The Restraints
DirtyBox
The Vice
The Hedwig Collective
MC Lars
Chaser
My Elvis Blackout
Captain
Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly
Mystery Jets
Feeder
The Automatic
Skylight Theory x2
Young Hollywood
Random Hand
The Maple State
Just Kissed Lilly
Fandangle
Gaslamp Quarter
Patchway Theft
The Volt
The Operation x3
Everything We Left Behind x2
Collapse x2
Voodoo Glowskulls
Less Than Perfect
Grown At Home
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I'd like to meet:

omg commnt me yeh?Oooh, Chimpanzee That
My friends can't be ranked in order. But they are, so if you're low down on the list its because I like you less than the people above you. I don't even wanna start on the people who didn't make it into the list.......

Music:

Pavement
Smog
The Go! Team
Beck
Dinosaur Jr
Preston School Of Industry
Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks
Barenaked Ladies
Third Eye Blind
Eels
Weezer
The Futureheads
The Ordinary Boys
Reel Big Fish
the Matches
Goldfinger
Greenday
Hot Hot Heat
Alkaline Trio
Babyshambles
Be Your Own Pet
Ben Folds Five
Bloodhound Gang
Bob Marley
Bright Eyes
Butthole Surfers
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
Dr Dog
Colin Hay
Counting Crows
Damien Rice
Deep Blue Something
Dogs Die In Hot Cars
Dum Dums
Elastica
Elliot Smith
Fallout Boy
Fishbone
Francis Dunnery
Graham Coxon
Grandaddy
Guided By Voices
Har Mar Superstar
Hundred Reasons
Idlewild
InMe
Interpol
Jack Johnson
Jeff Buckley
Jeremy Kay
Jimmy Eat World
John Cale
Junior Senior
Kaiser Chiefs
Keane
Kid Carpet
Kings Of Leon
Lazlo Bane
LCD Soundsystem
Lemon Jelly
Lemonheads
Len
Leroy
Less Than Jake
Lit
Marvin Gaye
Maximo Park
Michael Jackson
Mogwai
Mr Scruff
Neil Young
New Order
Nil Lara
No Doubt
Ok Go
Paul Simon
Placebo
Primus
Queens Of the Stoneage
REM
Radiohead
RATM
Ramones
Razorlight
RHCP
Rilo Kiley
Sam Champion
Save Ferris
Shawn Mullins
Skindred
Smashmouth
Starsailor
Subb
Sublime
SOAD
Talking Heads
Teenage Fanclub
Tenacious D
Test Icicles
The Beach Boys
The Clash
The Cure
The Delays
The Hives
The KGB
The Libertines
The Magic Numbers
The Pixies
The Presidents Of the United States Of America
The Shins
The Strokes
The Subways
The Vapors
The Vines
The White Stripes
The Zutons
They Might Be Giants
We Are Scientists
Willy Mason
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Yellowcard
Zebrahead
[spunge]
Arctic Monkeys
Ween
The Specials
Len
Alternative Champs
5 O Clock Heroes
Good Shoes
Hootie And The Blowfish
Crash Test Dummies
The Vanity Project
I Am Kloot
Me First And The Gimme Gimme's
The Dead 60's
The Rakes
The Polyphonic Spree
Pedrosa
Fisticuffs
CapDown
Koopa
The Black Neon
7 Seconds Of Love
Sliced Peach
28 Costumes
Forgotten Fable
Adam and Andrew
4 or 5 Magicians
Group X
The Deltas
Devious Phat
The Sketch
Armitage Skanks
The Rentals
Macgyver
Smoosh
The Grates
MC Lars
Big D and the Kids Table
Sigur Ros
Everclear
Finger 11
Five For Fighting
Fountains of Wayne
Gavin Degraw
The Mavericks
Matthew Sweet
The Old 97's
No Use For a Name
Rhett Miller
Michael Penn
Stroke 9
Tegan and Sara
The Coral
Toad The Wet Sprocket
The Weepies
The Toasters
Catch 22
Streetlight Manifesto
Mad Caddies
Catch it Kebabs
The Scrub
The Slackers
Bedouin Sound Clash
The Communicators
Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly
Marvin and the Gayes
Captain
The Hit Ups
Everything We Left Behind
The Skylight Theory
Young Hollywood
The View
iLIKETRAiNS
The On-Offs
Spank Rock
Nizlopi
Tapes 'n' Tapes
The Maple State
The Blims
Little My
Snoop Dogg
Neutral Milk Hotel
Corky and the Juice Pigs
Los Campesinos
The Threatmantics
The Loves
Inner City Pirates
Junction 27
Sweet Baboo
Shake My Hand
Arcade Fire
Elvis Costello
Paul Simon
Bob Dylan
David Bowie
Moira Stewart
Little Man Tate
The Little Ones
Everything We Left behind
Collapse
Rosie and the Godbug
Kutosis
Radiophonic
The Volt
Patchway Theft
Shoot The Moon
Fandangle
Just Kissed Lilly
5 Times Your Hero
The Hold Steady
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Movies:

Philms. The Mysterious Ticking Noise - Potter Puppet Pals

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Television:

Idiot

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Books:

Books make you infertile.Fuck Off i'm Tall and Bald says:
whats wrong with your face?
Ok, time for plan B says:
fucking mate
Ok, time for plan B says:
its got tpoerfnejd
Fuck Off i'm Tall and Bald says:
what?

My Blog

Things I Hate...

Ok, so since my hate bulletins are becoming sorta popular, I thought I would stick them all in this blog for lazy people. March 30th 2006I've had the same bastard fucking lady call me up every bastard...
Posted by Clive Warren on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 06:40:00 PST

Saddam Hussain

So, I suppose you have all heard. Saddam Hussain was executed at around 6am Iraqi time, about 3am UK time. People who know me will expect me to have something to say about it, and I do. While no one w...
Posted by Clive Warren on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 05:47:00 PST

OMFG.

Has anyone seen High Fidelity? Go see it, its awesome. Anyway, in it the main character narrates his own life, including lists of his favourite things. I thought I would do the same having just watche...
Posted by Clive Warren on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 02:32:00 PST

Trade Unions.

Who reads The Sun? Don't worry, its nothing to be ashamed of. Actually, it is. If you do, you probably read the recent front page story concerning the TUC, entitled "PM: Get rid of dinosaurs". The ful...
Posted by Clive Warren on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 03:42:00 PST

Johnny Foreigner.

Its been a deeply thoughtful day for me today. I thought I would attempt to write about something else that bothers me a tad. Why is it now alright to be racist toward people, as long as they are asyl...
Posted by Clive Warren on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 04:00:00 PST

Heroin is only for cool kids.

Just something i've been thinking about recently, and I thought I would see if anyone agrees with me. Now, we'll start on cigarettes. Direct deaths per year: 114,000 (1/5 of all UK deaths)Now, we've a...
Posted by Clive Warren on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:06:00 PST

French Henry...

French Henry, as some of you know, was my old band before I had to leave for uni. I had some awesome memories, so I thought I would post them all here for all to see. Movies:Hobbits...>Backbar...>Pict...
Posted by Clive Warren on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 11:14:00 PST

Siiiigns

Since I have quite a few signs, I thought that a blog would be better than my profile. Make me one and it'll go straight in here.These were all from the lovely Stephage. So, she gets her own section! ...
Posted by Clive Warren on Sat, 20 May 2006 01:44:00 PST

Nigga/Nigger

Ok, another blog I didn't write. Its mostly because there are a lot of very smart things out there and I want to share what I find.Again, this was on Ubersite, and can be found here: http://www.ubersi...
Posted by Clive Warren on Thu, 18 May 2006 04:14:00 PST

I HATE....

I touched apon this in my I Hate Odeon rant, but I felt that it needed expanding, since it is so very annoying.'Wacky' people. Those 'oh so funny' people who when filling out an 'About Me' section, ma...
Posted by Clive Warren on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 03:49:00 PST