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About Me

Laurie Carly Anastacia.
i'ts my parent's fault i can't do the first name middle name thing that everyone likes on here.
my personalty is all over the place at the moment.
i'm an actual mess, the other day i started to cry cause there was no milk for my weetabix :]
i'm quite a cranky little fucker.
my humour is based on Peep Show and the backs of penguin wrappers.
i would say i like a good cup of tea, but this seems to be fashionable, and by law i have to pretend not to conform.
talk to me, i have bugger all else to do really; [email protected]
Mr Cadbury and Mrs Rowntree met on a Doulbe Decker and hit it off After Eight.
Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who apparently had Allsorts.
IS THAT A LONG COMMENT OR ARE YOU JUST PLEASED TO SEE ME

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My Interests

days with dibben.
dance routines.
carley's house.
macca in general.
joe broomy funding me.
andy being there forever, even at three am when i've apparently done drugs (Y)
spyro the dragon, i'm actually a master.
crap dress sense.
cigarettes.
cup of tea.

i'm disliked by a few people. i know who you are, and you're wankers anyway :]

I'd like to meet:

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THAT IS THERE ^^
if someone knows how to remove it please tell me :]

somebody who doesn't have this bit devoted to their boyfriend.

and Calvin Harris, he's sexy :]

and more people who say things like this;
'oh no laurie she has got a great set of personalities. on her chest.
i love soph :]

also alex carman;

joe: we're going to see the cribs on tuesday! yesss! [as in the band]
alex: MTV CRIBS AT 5PM, THATS MY FAVOURITE! *falls off chair in excitment.*
i've never laughed so hard. he was so sincere.

Music:

when the sun shines we'll shine together
told you i'd be here forever
said i'll always be your friend
took an oath imma stick it out till the end
now it's raining more than ever
know that we'll still have eachother
you can stand under my umbrella
you can stand under my umbrella.

i mostly listen to songs that mean something to me.
mainly by;
bright eyes.
sugababes.
pavement.
stereophonics.
christina aguilera.
regina spektor.
and nelly furtardo before she became a slut.

also love some mean beats that me and claire can grind to ;]

Movies:

American Beauty
Monsters Inc
Crash
Bridget Jones
A Beautiful Mind
the Saw films even though i wet myself whenever i see the clown and have nightmares for weeks after
Hard Candy. even though i didn't really understand it.
Pretty Persuasion.
John Tucker Must Die (uncork her and pork her!)

Television:

STTW

Books:

houdini girl.

Heroes:

james maclucas, for so many reasons.
and jeff robjent; even though the boy is a total wanker and rubbish at anything to do with sensitivty, i fucking love him and no one will ever come close. he is my best friend.

My Blog

guessing games

alright there cliche.1.actually, i'm not going to write about you. theres no point in me writing about you cause i tell you how i feel every fucking day but it doesn't seem to make a difference. dammi...
Posted by Lauriee. on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 03:51:00 PST

alcohol.

theres a few of you i never want to surround myself with when you're drunk ever again. makes me realise how insensitive and cuntish you really are. 1. i'm most angry at you then anyone, you hust so m...
Posted by Lauriee. on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:33:00 PST

memories.

if you are reading this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we dont speak often, please leave a memory you have about you and me. it can be anything you want! when you're finished, ...
Posted by Lauriee. on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 02:05:00 PST