WILcoholic?

Q:seriously geeze, why the fuck has everyone got the same jet black lego hairstyle and new era fitted cap?
A:because theyre most probably all wankers.
Lets all unite in the fight against 'scene' skeen?! lolol.

'Citing!

"In the past I used to have a strange obsession with the fictional child murderer Freddy Kruegar. I used to actually ‘believe’ in him in a Father Christmas kind of way. Sometimes I would sellotape my mums darts to the end of my fingers and take to the streets after dark on my roller boots and pretend to float. I look back now and consider this very strange behaviour, who’s ever heard of a mother playing darts?"
LMAOOOO!