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smack-jack the crackerman

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About Me

bon jouer

im jack

mainly a twat but some occasional good streaks, slight drinking problem, and a tendancy to do silly things whilst pissed eg twat me leg up an things to do with girls.

not much to say but i like ta drink, skate, travel an watch bands

'hotchip cane'

and i have an obsession with jamie T atm hes a ledge

pretty much a tramp most of the time cept cassionaly ill shave an wear a shirt i scrub up good lol

im in college doin art which is quite fun

if i finish this year i jus wanna go travel basicly i have no idea of what i wanna do i cant commit to shit an go through bouts of doin some wrk one day then barely any for a week or two

also i fuckin love placebo always hav an they are the band i most want to see only thing i regret so far in my life is not seeing them at reading, an ive dun some bad shit!

nuff sed

? whateverlife.com

My Interests

skateboarding, mainly wit these guys(check the ancient pic)

watchin star wars,
playin star wars,
partyin my lil guts out at every occasion,
girls girls girls (then the ocassional man haha),
millin about with friends,
travellin places jus generally bummin about,
hittin up cabot an dancin like a twat

I'd like to meet:

mike skinner and plan B
THE SKATERBOARDING QUIZ
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SKATER john rattray or chris haslam theres loadsa others tho
ARE YOU GOOFY OR REGULAR
WHAT SHOES DO YOU SKATE es contracts
WHAT KIND OF BOARD DO YOU HAVE 5050
WHAT TRUCKS DO YOU SKATE krux
WHAT WHEELS DO YOU SKATE white ones but they now biegey
WHATS YOUR BEST TRICK umm 180 boneless
CAN YOU DO A HANDRAIL dunno
HOW MANY STAIRS CAN YOU KICKFLIP 2 normal 4 switch
DO YOU WEAR TIGHT OR BAGGY PANTS inbetween i like to sho off the ass tho
HAVE YOU BROKEN A BONE SKATING nope only hearts...
ARE COPS FUCKING ASS-O'S yes. right 'ass-'os'
HAVE YOU GOTTIN A TICKET FOR SKATING no
WHATS YOU BEST SPOT TO SKATE ummmmm dunno
DO YOU SKATE EVERYDAY i used to
DO YOU SHOP AT PACSUN i actually have i went to one in new jersey
HAVE YOU EVER MET A PRO SKATER a few
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO SOUTHSIDE SKATEPARK no but hav u ever been to corrie skatepark?? nuff sed

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Music:

alot.. these are sum of the gigs i been to, mite be a few mistakes ive got dimensha

bloc party,

noise and confusion(coral yeti, subways, razorlight, foo fighters, OASIS),

forward russia + we are scientists,

spinto band +sno patrol(met them!),

kanye west(oww-sum!),

babyshambles,

the rakes,

futureheads,

READING FESTIVAL(bit blurry but as i remember- subways, yeah yeah yeahs, streets, rakes, forward russia, metric, plan b, muse, boy kill boy, dirty pretty things, plan b, panic(wank) fallout boy(wank), dizze rascal,

V FESTIVAL(bloc party, lily allen, the greats, the feeling(by accident), FAITHLESS, morrisey, beck, RADIOHEAD),

hotchip,

plan b + THE ROOTS,

the fratellis + kasabian,

black rebel motorcycle club + the killers,

LCD soundsystem,

the holloways + the rakes again

JAMIE T

shychild + the KlAxOnS

shychild, biffy clyro, MCR(fuckin shite) and MUSE

BENICASSIM!![iggy pop, brighteyes(miserable cunt), dinosaur jr., amy winehouse, whomadewho, klaxons, css, presets, muse, JAMIE T, the go! team, ARmand van helden(amazin), arctic monkeys, kings of leon, peter bjorn and john. gutted i missed the rapture due to klaxons swappin times an makin me hav no idea wen they were on!]

LOWLANDS!!!![jack penate, editors, calvin harris, bit of justice, jamie t, bac ta justice, basement jaxx, nympho, most of pendulums dj set, the view, bit of laurent gamier, interpol(OMG), kings of leon, pigeon detectives, las bit of dan le sac vs scroobius pip, arcade fire, lcd soundsystem, grove armada, simian mobile disco dj set(loved it)]

watch this space for more additions

Movies:

TRAINSPOTTING! could quote that bastard all the way thru i think.
Also...
human traffic
GOODFELLAS
every starwars LOTR
layer cake
SNATCH
lock stock
ALADDIN etc

Television:

mainly lost and the OC,
LOVE shameless, family guy and futurama also

Books:

LOTR and THE HOBBIT really
of course HARRY POTTER!
jus read filth thats amazing
the beach

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Heroes:


mike skinner - dry your eyes mate!
obi-wan kenobi
jamie T
kanye west
johhny depp
orlando bloom
Plan B
brian moloko

that guy ian from swindon also olly an chris an tom

My Blog

my bender

this week has been fucken harsh. full blown fucken cunt up the walls so many good nights, ending in fri/sat bender which saw me in flip flops punchin j in the face haha and gettin my lip pierced by hi...
Posted by smack-jack the crackerman on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 05:13:00 PST

NEW YEARS!

oh my god wat a great night. started off wif a few lil drinks on me own at ma house bout 5.30ish.. then walked to chrises. got ther an the bugger wasnt bac yet so i sat on is wall watchin futurama on ...
Posted by smack-jack the crackerman on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 12:04:00 PST

geek

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Posted by smack-jack the crackerman on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 05:05:00 PST