Miss Dawg

My name is Josephine Faye but everyone calls me Josie. I weigh 6 and 1/2 pounds and just turned 2 years old.....i'm a MINIATURE PINSCHER and I HATE it when people think I'm a chihuahua.....and so many people do! I like squeaky fluffy toys, Beethoven, bananas, climbing on the dinner table, rice puff cereal, eating outdoor plants, climbing on peoples' shoulders, chewing on my leash, beer outta the bottle, sitting on my princess stool, my sticks, running laps around the house, sleeping in blanket caves, barking at the tv, and terrorizing my two older brothers. My most favorite thing to do is sleep under my mom's shirt. I recently discovered this darned lizard in my backyard and for the longest i couldn't catch him! but guess what i finally did and mommy made me spit him out---darn her! maybe i'll find some more to terrorize!