Jerry Garcia

I'm a 3 year old chihuahua. I've been developing a bit of a weight problem since my mother had me turned into a eunuch. I love my mommy more than anything, leaning a bit towards obsession. I like hiding my dingos all over the house, stealing food from small children, attacking Kane, barking at people ferociously when they leave my house, a clean litter box, my Michigan Chad Henne jersey, and the GRATEFUL DEAD. I hate people who don't share food, a dirty litter box, people in my house, drafty windows, Kane, Uncle P.J., dog food, when mommy makes her bed, people blowing on my ears, snow, anyone who hates jam bands, and the Ohio State University.