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Scipio Kabricus

This is where we hold them. This is where we FIGHT! This is where THEY DIE!!

About Me

Hey, my name's James. I'm 30 years old, work in a deli, love myself, and am better than you. If you rock, message me. Or not. My self-esteem will survive your precious self not friending me somehow. I have decided to declare myself Caesar; and no, the Senate had no say.Yup, pretty crazy, aren't I? Just makes you wanna message me, don't it? No? Good; the more crackwhores with webcams I scare away, the fucking better.

My Interests

Work, reading, rpgs, my friends

I'd like to meet:

Anyone, really. People of all walks of life have something that can enrich me.

Music:

If I like it, I'll listen to it.

Movies:

Fight Club, Momento, Identity, Saw, Session Nine (if you haven't seen it, do so. NOW), Perfect Blue. There's more, but dredging them from the memory banks would require more thought than I want to go into this profile.

Television:

You know what I like about television? That you don't have to turn the fucker on........

Books:

I love the printed word too much to have a favorite. It might be more accurate to ask me what books I hate......

Heroes:

Myself, motherfuckers

My Blog

Woo-Hah! Woo-Hah! Gotchoo awl in check!

Dude, viruses/bacterium/prions/parasites et al need to learn not to step to my muthafuckin' ass. Another cold, effectively FUCKED. Thanks, immune system!-Scipio
Posted by Scipio Kabricus on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 03:10:00 PST

I feel like re-heated ass

So fucking sick right now. Well, fuck you, viruses, I'm beating your asses. .......I could go for a friendly hug right around now......-Scipio
Posted by Scipio Kabricus on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:43:00 PST

$9.10/hr.

I had my one-year review at Wal-Mart today. And, it went well. I was told what a good worker I am, how the customers love me, how I always obey the '10-foot rule' (which is basically, if a customer ge...
Posted by Scipio Kabricus on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 10:27:00 PST

Up from Hell...........

Well, tonight was interesting. As you all know, Uncle Scipio has been fighting with Nikita for about a month now. Well, tonight we made up. I'm sure people are gonna call me estupido, or pazzo, for do...
Posted by Scipio Kabricus on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:46:00 PST

I feel like shit

That pretty much describes it. Fuck it.I'll just keep taking the blows, as life rains them down.Fuck it.I'll keep standing.No retreat, no surrender motherfuckers!...
Posted by Scipio Kabricus on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 04:21:00 PST

Kirsten ascendant

Folks, meet Kirsten. The new 1 on my friends list. Holly, I apologise.....you've had a good run. But, I just gotta. Kirsten, welcome to Rome!-Scipio
Posted by Scipio Kabricus on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 02:20:00 PST

Idiodicy in my local scene

This is a rant. I've noticed a trend amongst the local scene kids here in my area. That is, a near deification of Adolph Hitler.Where to begin? There's so many things that I could tear into about this...
Posted by Scipio Kabricus on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 01:29:00 PST

Orphan-Grinder hath returned

Bitches, I'm back. Life's being a cart of dicks, but......I survive. Fists clenceh, assuming a martial stance, I await the next blow defiantly.   -James, Orphan-Grinder
Posted by Scipio Kabricus on Fri, 25 May 2007 01:54:00 PST

Rip out my pubes and testify

Well......I've been a naughty young American. I've set up a situation that's gonna make a bad enemy look RETARDED.Here's the set-up: A year ago, there was this girl that I liked. She had a boyfriend, ...
Posted by Scipio Kabricus on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:36:00 PST

Blah

I'm tired of being me.That is all.
Posted by Scipio Kabricus on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 02:02:00 PST