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Elitist Hipster Snob

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About Me


Free music. Backstage passes. Backrubs.The Honorific Fleet of Donnybrook Acolytes has opened their secret society up to you, so you too can waltz through security; never pay for weed; awaken each morning to free cupcakes and kittens on your doorstep. World leaders will come to your house and give you vaguely complimentary speeches. Hookers will give you freebies.Join the Eliterati and each week we’ll send you The Donnybrook Communiqué featuring exclusive content not available anywhere else, access to giveaways so ambrosial they boggle the mind, weekend and concert calendars composed by elitists, free music, and opportunities to land spots on the guest list at the next big event.The only initiation we require is for you to enter your email address below. And there’s a weird sex ritual, we’ll explain that later. ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ __________________________Come drink champagne to support the rich! With Everything Absent or Distorted, Widowers, Porlolo, Blue MIllion Miles, Magic Cyclops and more.The wealthy take over the world June 8th, 2008 at Larimer Lounge, at the party of the summer. 2 p.m. till the rich are truly free.
Join the Eliterati now, and you might be able to attend our party for FREE!!!!!
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I write for the Donnybrook Writing Academy. We like to sit around and laugh about how great we are:
My intro is best expressed in a trivia question written by Ultimate Blogger 3 (an internet reality show!). It said:
8. This Denver "scenester" blog recently changed its name when it became too popular. Name the original and new name of this blog. (2 points) Elitist Hipster Snob/The Donnybrook Writing Academy.
Click here to see The Donnybrook Writing Academy
or Donnybrook on Myspace
I was mentioned in publications:
Here and here and here and here and here.

My Interests

Sniffing at ---

Music:

everything absent or distorted, the chain gang of 1974, laylights, cat-a-tac, machine gun blues, american relay, hot iqs, cowboy curse, red cloud west, porlolo, the swayback, monofog, blue million miles, tarmints, bright channel, munly and the lee lewis harlots, devotchka, black lamb, invasion, hemi cuda, grace gale, januar, thank god for astronauts...and much more. We're working on the giant list.

My Blog

The Great Orgiastic Coachella Blog of 2008

Welcome to our Grog. A Grog is an orgiastic group blog. It's a compilation of random thoughts by as many people as possible. Our first experiment takes place at Coachella music festival. We snuck in f...
Posted by Elitist Hipster Snob on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:04:00 PST

Free spots on the guest list

In the next couple days, we'll be giving away spots on the guest list to shows happening at Hi-Dive and Larimer. But that's all you get. After that, we'll only give those tickets away to members of th...
Posted by Elitist Hipster Snob on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 03:01:00 PST

Join the Eliterati.

Free music. Backstage passes. Backrubs. The Honorific Fleet of Donnybrook Acolytes has opened their secret society up to you, so you too can waltz through security; never pay for weed; awaken each mor...
Posted by Elitist Hipster Snob on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:18:00 PST

Oh my GAH! Donnybrook looks better than Stereogum!

Have a web design-inspired orgasm.The Donnybrook Writing Academy...
Posted by Elitist Hipster Snob on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:51:00 PST

Elitist Hipster Snob shrugs at SXSW.

This past week, the ablest-bodied Donnybrookites attended the SXSW music festival. After watching some of the best up and coming acts in the world, Ivyy and Angora attempted to reconstruct the events ...
Posted by Elitist Hipster Snob on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:16:00 PST

Donnybrook Sexy Party!

You know that your Valentine isn't as interesting as us.Tomorrow night, Donnybrook is having a sexy party.8 or 9 pm.Meadowlark bar.The Donnybrook Valentine's Day party with THE KISSING PARTY and ROGER...
Posted by Elitist Hipster Snob on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 07:09:00 PST

The Kissing Party! Valentines Day!

Come join us at the Meadowlark, right down the block from Larimer Lounge. Brilliant! 
Posted by Elitist Hipster Snob on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:19:00 PST

Beware of myspacing us -

We might uber-publish what you say.Our good myspace friend Smitty has sent us some random shit in the past in response to our bulletins. The other day he sent us this, and we thought it was quite comp...
Posted by Elitist Hipster Snob on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 01:16:00 PST

Hot orgasmic after party photos...

Donnybrook represented at the Starz International Film Fest after parties. And whaddya know, our own special 28 "Danger" Deep was the unofficial, underground after hours photographer. If you don'...
Posted by Elitist Hipster Snob on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 09:11:00 PST

Tongue-kissing party, part 1

Reposted from Everything Absent or Distorted: Kittens,This is a tease. A battery-powered tease. Next Wednesday, November 21st, we are playing at the Bluebird with two of our favorite acts, the lovely ...
Posted by Elitist Hipster Snob on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 03:52:00 PST