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Zac

Life sucks. Get a fuckin' helmet alright?

About Me

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Click here to make one Hi, i'm Zac. I'm from Eugene. I'm 23. I'm sort of a professional slacker. I'm very good at what I do. I play guitar a lot and wind up at a bar most nights. I bite. By they way, my pictures are all at least 3 years old and i'm even uglier now. Glad to clear that up. IM: FloaterDork Yahoo: ixkilledxzac
In a Past Life...
You Were: An Evil Viking.

Where You Lived: Israel.

How You Died: Buried alive. Who Were You In a Past Life? I adopted a cute lil' viking fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

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My Interests

Music, and debauchery. Take the quiz:
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What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? Lipton iced tea
Beverage (alc) ? A good stout beer
Color ? Black
Food ? Teriyaki chicken
Item of clothing ? My sex mask
Meal of the day ? Breakfast. It requires the least amount of effort and always turns out good...
Feature on yourself ? My mind.
Quality in a guy/girl ? Intelligence/personality
Phrase ? Your mom?
Song ? I don't have just 1 favorite song.
Musical Artist/Band ? Right now it's probably a 3 way tie between Floater, Assemblage 23, and VNV Nation
Sport ? Fish fighting. Yeah! I bet nobody else said THAT...
Movie ? Donnie Darko
TV Show ? There was a show on The Learning Channel where they drilled a hole into someone's head and inserted a tube. That was cool.
Radio Station ? Fuck the radio.
Type of Chocolate ? Dark all the way.
Eye Color ? Green or blue.
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? I have 2 rats and will soon get some fish.
Smoke ? Yeah sure.
Drink ? Sometimes.
Have any piercings ? Nope.
Have any tatoos ? Not yet.
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend Never.
Gone streaking ? I wish.
Gone skinny dipping ? Nope.
Been to Europe ? Not yet.
Been to an island ? I suppose that depends on your definition of an island.
Had stitches ? Yeah.
Broken any bones ? Yup.
Been stabbed/shot ? That's just how gangsta I am.
Slept until after 12:00 ? Frequently.
Stayed up all night ? Frequently.
Danced like a whore ? Man I AM a whore...
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? The thought of that turns my stomach at this point in my life, but i've tried...
Turned down a dare ? No way. Only losers turn down dares.
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? No. That's just not right...
Kiss someone of the same sex ? What if I already have?
Cheat on someone you love ? Never.
Run away from home ? Been there/Done that. I have my own place...
Lie to your parents ? It used to be necessary.
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? Never.
Lie to your best friend ? Maybe if it was for their own good and didn't benefit me in any way.
Give a homeless person money ? Almost always if it doesn't look like they're gonna buy dope.
Run from the police ? Been there/Done that.
Bungee jump ? I'd be down.
Sky dive ? I'd be WAAAY down...
Cross dress ? It would depend on the circumstances.
Be an exotic dancer ? Hell yeah i'd be an exotic dancer.
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? Never. That isn't right.
Scuba dive ? I'd love to.
Go rock climbing ? Doesn't sound as fun as the other options.
Go spulunking (caving) ? I'd only go Spelunking with your mom.
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? Ewww.
Bologna ? Chopped up penises.
Hott ? Paris Hilton.
Orange ? Juice.
Real world ? MTV.
Fuck ? Fuck. Just fuck. Thats right.
Jack ? Jack Black.
Cucumber ? Again, ewww.
Hip-Hop ? See Eminem and Cucumber.
Uniform ? This is getting quite random.
UniCORN ! ? What's with all the imagery of horns, chopped up penises, and big green phalluses?
Rainbow ? Drainbow.
Clown ? Scary.

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who doesn't mind a loud ass motherfucker who likes to yell at communists. Cool people.
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You have a healthy, non pervy outlook on life, but you are still tempted to delve into filth if the opportunity arises.
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Music:

Here's a short list of some of the music I like, but I pretty much appreciate most blues and reggae. Floater, AFI, Rammstein, NIN, In Extremo, Tool, Slayer, Amon Amarth, Iron Maiden, Dimmu Borgir, Children of Bodom, Dropkick Murphys, Himsa, At The Gates, Front 242, Pennywise, Haujobb, Anaal Nathrakh, Apoptygma Berzerk, Against Me!, Metallica, Toots And The Maytals, AC/DC, System of a Down, Sublime, Funker Vogt, Thrice, Front Line Assembly, Matisyahu, Pearl Jam, Green Day, A Perfect Circle, Gregory Isaacs, Damian Marley, Megaherz, Alice In Chains, Rob Zombie, Weezer, Satyricon, Peter Tosh, Infected Mushroom, NOFX, Barrington Levy, Black Sabbath, Eek A Mouse, Neuroticfish, Wolfsheim, Opeth, Black Uhuru, Disturbed, Marduk, Wailing Souls, The Casualties, Carpathian Forest, Primus, Flogging Molly, Misfits, Velvet Acid Christ, Old Man's Child, Jimmy Cliff, Covenant, Matisyahu, Steel Pulse, Cradle of Filth, Queens of the Stone Age, Alpha Blondy, Burning Spear, Anthony B, VNV Nation, Cannibal Corpse, Bob Marley, Suicide Commando, Vader, Choking Victim, Assemblage 23, Borknagar, Hatebreed, Danzig, Soundgarden, KMFDM, Sizzla, Skinny Puppy, Therion, 311, Fear Factory, Tenacious D, Guns 'N Roses, Pink Floyd, Type O Negative, Marilyn Manson, Yellowman, Ben Harper, Sonata Arctica, and Sepultura. Metal rules my life and if you don't dig it you probably deserve my viking sword in your ass.

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Crash, Spun, The Matrix, 40 Year Old Virgin, Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle, Eurotrip, Dogma, The Butterfly Effect, American History X, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, 300, The Departed, Clerks, Lord of the Rings, Wedding Crashers, The Wall, Bowling for Columbine, Requiem for a Dream, The Boondock Saints, Pecker, Apocalypse Now, Fight Club, Pirates of the Carribean, SLC Punk!, Office Space, This Is Spinal Tap, Big Lebowski, The Harder They Come, Up In Smoke, Dazed and Confused, and thousands of others I don't feel like listing.

Television:

Fuck TV.

Books:

Stuff.

Heroes:

Your grandma.

My Blog

THIS IS NOT A BLOG!

The word blog is fucking stupid and people that say it are queer.
Posted by Zac on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 01:28:00 PST

To anyone who may be wondering why i've disappeared.

My father passed away on may 10th. He had a massive heart attack at home while he was eating dinner. He was only 52. Usually he would call me 4-6 times daily because his wife had recently divorced him...
Posted by Zac on Wed, 30 May 2007 01:03:00 PST

We need more peace and love in the world.

Who wants to beat up some hippies with me?
Posted by Zac on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 01:15:00 PST

I'm drunk...

I'm drunk, and i'm allowed to be because i'm 21 now. The holidays didn't go that well, but i'm not dead. The fact that winter break is going to end pisses me off. I'm only posting this because someone...
Posted by Zac on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 12:57:00 PST

Hello again Eugene...

So the Portland thing didn't work out for longer than 3 months. I'm back in Eugene so if anyone wants to kick it let me know...
Posted by Zac on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Woohoo

I ended up moving to Portland sooner than I had planned. One of my shithole ex-roomates in Eugene failed to pay rent and I had to move out on 4 days notice, which took a small miracle. However we had ...
Posted by Zac on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Goodbye Eugene

I just got back from spending a week in Portland. We found a nice 2 bedroom apartment. I just gave my 30 day notice to my landlord this morning. So after 20 years i'm really gonna do it. I'm gonna get...
Posted by Zac on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm moving to Portland...

Yes, thats right. I'm moving to Portland. I'm tired of Eugene. I need to go somewhere with fewer hippies per capita. I need to go somewhere with more concerts. I need to go somewhere that isn't filled...
Posted by Zac on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What in the hell?

My roomate is running around screaming "PUT IT IN HER BUTT!!!" He is also asking me to poop on his head. I don't think that this is normal. He is a wannabe rastafarian. He is trying to grow dreads und...
Posted by Zac on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

R.I.P. Dimebag Darrell

I have a theory about heaven and hell. What the christians call heaven is the place you get to go if you've been a good god-fearing christian. There is no fun there, just lots of going to church, knit...
Posted by Zac on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST