OrbWeaver the Heavy Metal Faerie

WHY do people I don't know insist on hitting on me via Myspace??? IT'S SCARY! STOP IT!!! I doubt it's because I'm attractive or have a winning personality. Because I'm not and I don't. SO STOP HITTING ON ME! I have a boyfriend. He's really fucking hot. Odds are I'm not going to think you're better looking than he is, so back off! If that's not enough to deter you: Do you see this? This is my bodyguard. He can break you in half. My boyfriend has dubbed him "The Femur Smasher" for a reason.
I am a metalhead and theater geek and a psychology major who is currently at SIU-C for the Educational Psychology program. I went to undergrad at Bradley University and it was awesome. Grad school isn't quite as awesome. I'm quite sick of school, but I'm hanging in there!

I like just about everyone, and believe in the inherent good in all people. I just feel that with some, that goodness is buried alot deeper than it is in others.

I despise nu-metal. I don't despise it because I've never heard any of it - on the contrary, I didn't discover GOOD metal until I'd been listening to nu-metal for about a year, year and a half. I then was introduced to metal that was far superior. However, if given a choice, I'd rather listen to KoRn than Britney Spears. So if you like nu-metal, be glad it's higher on the totem poll than pop music. :P And don't worry, if you like nu-metal, I won't get on your case for it. People like what they like, regardless of what other people think. So hey, go right ahead and like whatever you want!

I have a policy of religious tolerance, so whether you be Muslim, Christian, Pagan, or even Satanist, I won't denegrate you for believing what you do, even if I don't agree with you. I also do not "feel bad" for atheists. They believe what they believe for various reasons, and while I wish they would reconsider, I do not pity them, nor would I try to force them to change what they belive.

And now, here are some random facts about myself:
- I am a trained archer, though I haven't done any archery in a few years. I'd like to start up again.
- I am trained in the use of a few different kinds of large and small firearms. I'm best with a Smith and Wesson .357 stainless steel revolver (so far)
- I'm a trained dancer, though I'm horrible at it. However, I do love dancing, regardless of how bad I am. :)
- I am a trained vocalist. I used to be able to hit that high C, but I haven't been able to keep up with singing lessons, so I've lost a bit of my range. :(
- The only sport I'm really very good at is horseback riding. I ride English Saddleseat, and I did some hunt seat while in undergrad at Bradley. I ride hunter/jumpers here at SIU.
- I sent an audition demo to Nightwish as part of their open call for vocallists. No, I didn't hear back from them (I didn't really expect to) but I'm glad I got the chance. I also sent an audition to Therion, but never heard back from them, either. No suprise, really. If you REALLY want to hear me sing (though I wouldn't recommend it...) you can listen here: Are your ears bleeding?
- Celebrities I have met include: Tobias Sammet (Edguy,) Stefan Elmgren, Anders Johannson, and Magnus Rosen (all three of them are from HammerFall) and I have interacted with William J. Tsamis of Warlord. Yes, every one of these men are as intelligent and as personable as they appear to be.

One last thing: "If you like metal, you are my friend." ;)