TeMpEst BrOoG RaDiO!!!

My Name is...COZMIK JON!!!For the past eleven Earth years, I have had a wonderful gig on your beautiful planet hosting (every Sunday night/Monday morning), a psychedelic, experimental, progressive rock radio program called TEMPEST BROOG.The Broog shoots out into the airwaves from Tucson, Arizona on 91.3 KXCI FM Community (with a capitol "C") radio. The good station streams on the web at kxci.org! An amazing spiritual place this city is, take my word for it. I also throw in some "world music" every once in a while. I tried throwing in some OTHER world music one show, but it melted the transmitters, so I stick to EARTH music these daze thank you very much!What I AM however, is WAY too much to get into within this small block given to me. I will say, (to put it in a watered down-so humans can understand kinda way) is that I am a multidimensional Agent for The Transgalactic Leaning Annex.TLA is an agency that keeps The Broog flowing within the appropriate lay-lines on the Planet Earth, and many other worlds in and out of your solar system. One of our other tasks is to guide (just a little) each of you earthlings along as you go through your respective lives.I am currently at this time at odds with the Annex, for let's just say I am "low on the totem pole" at the organization! I ventured off on my own, tired of throwing psychic banana peels into people's energy fields, causing them to "learn from their mistakes" and all that kind of malarkey!Was I of high rank and allowed to appear into people's dreams and instruct them THAT way? Or place clues in newspapers, on the sides of buses per say, or in the patterns of the leaves on the ground?Was I allowed to direct the wind to conjure your emotions to get you on a particular train of thought? NOOOOOO! I had psychic banana peels! BAH! Not my style, for I LIKE your kind of folk, I was once one of you! I was tired of slipping people up!So now Bartholomew Mutts, The President of The Annex, has sent some Cosmic Coppas after me, Admiral Pim and Intergalactic Moose! Great fellers actually, but both a royal pain in my cozmik arse!Before this incarnation I am presenting to you now, my name was Vultar Saggs, a human that lived FAR in your future. I had a ship that was a heavily revamped space shuttle from the 20th Century called the BIOSPHERE BLUR! We were destroyed as we collided with a Zyphrexian Lizor Space Serpent! Just TRY to say THAT a few million times in a row! It takes practice!!! We crashed into one another as we were both suddenly caught in the gravitational pull of a Black Hole. Perhaps it was Karma as some of my critics say, due to the fact we were smuggling huge amounts of the drug CGLONK, but I tend to doubt that. The stuff is quite fun and harmless actually!The Annex allowed me to remember this one of my many deaths, causing me to understand why I inherited the ship I have now. The ship is in fact the COMBINATION of the Biosphere Blur, and The Zyphrexian Lizor Space Serpent (who JUST happened to be a learned professor at The Mignotian School Of Zod, on the planet Vrefshits). Picture if you will...The "Blur" my good friend, is now ALIVE, has a very pretentious unidentifiable accent, and can be very condescending at times!So please TUNE in, and experience the sonic RIDE glide that is...TEMPEST BROOG RADIO!!!I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4<mspmb src="http://lads.myspace.com/photoshow/slideshow.swf&qu ot; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" quality="high" scale="noscale"