ABananastand

Have you ever dreamed a dream? A five-star moped in Junior High School? A Sealy heated water bed with purple satin sheets? A friendly wink and smile from the most popular girl or boy in town? A broken fire hydrant on a hot summer day?Once upon a time two humble dishpigs from New Jersey scratched and crawled their way out of a burned-out basement in Paterson past the life-sized bronze statue of Lou Costello and traded in their wings on some wheels. As happenstance would have it, after a variety of gigs as corporate imposters, obtained with borrowed ties and safety pins to keep them straight, they managed to shuffle their nickles about and land in the heart of the sonoron southwest desert.Through cookin' home brewed tunes they aim to land their unequivocal dream of a crib sanctuary above the illustrious jazz club Yoshi's in the Fillmore District of Fogtown USA San Francisco. The only way they can get there is with your help.DONATE $5 and get a personalized email & you're name inscribed on the wall of fame of the people who made it possible!!!!DONATE $25 or more and receive a PERSONAL SHOUT OUT In the NEXT BANANA STAND JOINT!! YOU will be on the top friend list, have priviliges to the inner banana blogs, get to network with all the Banana Babes & get invites to all the VIP Banana STAND EXCLUSIVE PARTIES!!!!DONATE $1000 or more and YOU are the total SHIT!! YOU will hang in the Banana Crib, Be Privvy to the FRESH TRAX before they are Released, GET table service of a (1) bottle of GREY GOOSE with the HOTTEST Barbazon Bananas, VIP treatment in Los Angeles, Bangkok, San Francisco, Dubai, New York City, Budd Lake, Tokyo, Eloy, Kabul or wherever the Bananstand is kickin it- and a special tune will be composed for You, Your Loved One, Your Favorite Celebrity, Televangilist, rock star or political pundit. YOU WILL ENTER THE INNER SANCTUM OF DA BANANA STAND!!!!!!