B.C. Jesus - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My presence on Earth predates My own existence. I was here before I was even born. Take THAT other deities! .

As you can see in My picture, I am HUGE! I am almost as big as the Brontosaurus I'm riding.

I am holding a crocodile. I am friend to all lizards, not just thunder lizards.

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My Interests

Turning things into other things, walking on water, triceratops,

I'd like to meet:

The Meek

Music:

Sticks on a log, howling,

Movies:

As an omniscent entity I know what these are, but there were none made in the timeframe we're talking about. That being said, and at risk of breaking character, I really dig Kung Fu flicks, foreign films with plenty of gratuitous T&A and Seven.