Thou Shalt Have a Viable Zombie Survival Plan |
It was not long ago that I was among the unprepared. As unprepared as an Omnipotent Transcendent of the Material Plane can be anyway, but I digress. Thou shalt ponder this mystery and become confident...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Apr 2009 13:00:00 GMT |
The Seventh Commandment |
Thou shalt not pay for that which thou may have for free. Especially if that thing is of inferior quality and is subtly destructive. Stop doing what thou art told by Big Brother my children. Instead d...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 22:29:00 GMT |
The sixth commandment |
Thou shalt not procrastinate when procrastination in fact causes more work thus further limiting your ability to play video games.....particularly if that game is Mass Effect.
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:38:00 GMT |
The Fifth Comandment |
Thou shalt not ride bike when there is over a foot of snow on trails and more than that on roads. The Raptor is displeased with the amount of snow that has accumulated so late in the season. It ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 15:08:00 GMT |
The fourth Comandment |
Thou shalt steal internets from those who are ignorant enough to broadcast unencrypted wi-fi connections. So let it be written, so let it be done. Too long has The Raptor been gone from his peop...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 09:15:00 GMT |
The Third Comandment |
Thou shalt not fuck with a Samurai in the Lord's city. Seriously kids. If you walk into an apartment to rob someone and see a sword, especialy a samurai sword, stop what you are doing and back slowly ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 09:43:00 GMT |
The Second Camandment |
Keep the stormy days holy. Durring any sort of storm you must stay home and enjoy it. Relax, take a break from life and just let your thoughts slip away.Peace, my friends.
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 07:54:00 GMT |
The First Comandment |
Thou shalt not make it so fucking hot outside that I sweat while stationary. Raptor Lord be praised for the night time in which he dained to cool down this wretched earth. On a happier note I hop...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 21:03:00 GMT |
