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Matt Francis

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Well, first off, I've got a shy bladder. The rest you can find out along the way...First name's 'Matt'. Last name's 'Francis'. While I'm not living in the real world, I am an amateur stand up comic. Some guys like poker, I like getting up on stage proverbially naked (that means I'm not literally naked) and developing a sort of quasi-relationship with anywhere from 50-150 strangers in a crowd looking to have a few laughs on a given night.I bring a physical, energetic comedy to the stage mixing tongue-in-cheek charm with brutal honesty. I'm definitely not afraid to take chances up there and am always looking to deliver a top-notch show if only for a few minutes.Alright, I don't have a shy bladder :/

My Interests

Stand Up Comedy, www.mattfranciscomedy.com, Movies (specifically 80's Cinema), working out, MMA, BJJ, Serra Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, www.serrajitsu.com, Kick Boxing, and PEOPLE of all shapes and sizes.

I'd like to meet:

People who like comedy.

Music:

Cheezey 80's music, Classic Rock, Guns N Roses, Metallica, Foo Fighters, Stephen Lynch, The Beastie Boys, U2, The Police, Bruce Springsteen, Billy Joel, Weezer, The Caesers, The Cars, and INXS.

Movies:

Serious: Braveheart, Rabbit Proof Fence, Chariots of Fire, Full Metal Jacket, A Clock Work Orange, The Natural, The Karate KidKICK ASS: Twelve Monkeys, Sin City, The Prestige, Fight Club, Boondock Saints, Go, Suicide Kings, Pulp FictionFunny: The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Dodge Ball--A True Underdog Story, Old School, Road Trip, American Pie, Bruce Almighty, Swingers

Television:

LOST, UFC, WEC

Books:

The Prestige, A Day on Broadway, I KILLED

Heroes:

Mom & Dad

My Blog

To Blog or Not to Blog...That is the Question

Thank you to the fans of Dan who "had his back" during our brief spat (I was very impressed). Suffice to say, him and I are very different people. He likes to bounce around in his underwear with other...
Posted by Matt Francis on Wed, 21 May 2008 02:20:00 PST

Tyra Banks...Evil Most Definitely

Looks withstanding, Tyra Banks epitomizes everything I disdain in a person. Please resume your lives.
Posted by Matt Francis on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 11:57:00 PST

This is Your World

Last night, I watched for the first time, the classic, cinematic masterpiece that is Scarface. Embarrassingly, this was the first time I saw the movie in its entirety. Yes, I know, this equa...
Posted by Matt Francis on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 04:41:00 PST

Remember, Nobody Wins Unless Everybody Wins

"Remember, Nobody Wins Unless Everybody Wins"                            &nb...
Posted by Matt Francis on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:36:00 PST

www.mattfranciscomedy.com

This is only the tip of the iceberg... www.mattfranciscomedy.com http://www.youtube.com/mattfranciscomedy Thanks for stopping by and stay as long as you'd like. ~Matt Francis...
Posted by Matt Francis on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:01:00 PST

Friends of Jeff

March 22, 2007While watching Sports Center one morning, I watched a piece on a man by the name of Jeff Young. I was hoping to see if the Villanova Wildcats had beaten the Syracuse Orangemen the other ...
Posted by Matt Francis on Mon, 21 May 2007 05:37:00 PST