The Fastest Guitar Alive profile picture

The Fastest Guitar Alive

“Don’t move fella’…In case you’re interested… I can kill ya with this…And play your fu

About Me

Hey folks, My names Johnny and my friends and I are heading to San Francisco to capture some Gold from those yankees....you see were under cover spys for the Confederates...so during our mission we have to watch out for the local Marshal...I think hes on to us...so the girls and I are doing shows at a saloon...im a great singer and the crowds are really liking the songs im singing....And the local indians are always after us...but Steve, the girls and I can always take care of them....good thing I have my guitar!..and ladys I also give guitar lessons so if your interested just let me know.. Steve and I are always fighting off those dang Indians....that cheif wants my guitar but he will never get it... Well Sue was telling me about "Peanuts"...I cant explain it to ya folks...ya would have had to be there to understand. Steve The Girls and Me just hanging out. My Girl Sue and I at the Saloon....Im singing Pistolero The Girls and I having a Good Time Party Heres a little vid of me singing Pistolero. Me Singin' Whirlwind to everyone Im sure Sue enjoyed it!
I created my own myspace layout using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM and you should too!

My Interests

My Girl Sue, Playing my guitar, giving guitar lessons, Singing, Fishing, Being a Spy, and Peanuts they sure are good.

I'd like to meet:

Our commanding officer...so we can give him the gold and get this mission over!..And that Indian Chief me, steve and the girls always seem to run into him and his Indians...and I had to give him my guitar..id like it back....but id also like to meet all you myspacers who might know of me....

Music:

Well I like the songs I sing at the local Saloon...................................................... .......................................The Fastest Guitar Alive, Snuggle Huggle, Pistolero, Good Time Party, Heading South, There Won't Be Many Coming Home, River, Whirlwind, Medicine Man, Rollin' On, Best Friend

Television:

What the heck's a Television????

Books:

All kinds of books....to many to name..

Heroes:

God, my best friend Steve, and my girl Sue

My Blog

FASTEST GUITAR VIDEOS FROM YOUTUBE CHECK EM’ OUT!!!!

Hope you enjoy!!!, Oh and Pistolero & Whirlwind are on the main page! River! http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z85pGqWgOXA Good Time Party! http://youtube.com/watch?v=lPRdXlGACRc Medicine Man! http://you...
Posted by The Fastest Guitar Alive on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 10:56:00 PST

!!!Whirlwind!!!

Here are the lyrics to my favorite song Whirlwind.  WHIRLWINDYou're the figure of a womanYou're the mind of a childA pretty whirlwindYou don't know just what you're doingwhen you lure me wit...
Posted by The Fastest Guitar Alive on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 12:52:00 PST

!!!The Story Of The Fastest Guitar!!!

Over the movie's theme song we see two wagons appear at the horizon.The first one is a yellow closed wagon wich reads "Dr. Ludwig Long's Magic Elixir" on the sides. Johnny Banner (Roy Orbison) sit...
Posted by The Fastest Guitar Alive on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 12:48:00 PST

!!!THE FASTEST GUITAR ALIVE!!!

Howdy Folks, Check out the main website! www.thefastestguitaralive.com
Posted by The Fastest Guitar Alive on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 07:02:00 PST