Slurve Tells People Whats On Their Minds: Releases September Issue |
As September draws to a close, three questions are on everyone's mind. Which teams will make the playoffs? Who is going to end up in the White House? And no, not how bad is this economic crisis ...
Posted by SLURVE on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:10:00 PST |
Slurve Magazine Fires Manager, Gets New Uniforms |
After a year and a half of playing with a bunch of mismatched jerseys, Slurve finally decided to spring for uniforms for its home page. Not only that, but they've hired a few new players and gotten r...
Posted by SLURVE on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 11:12:00 PST |
Slurve Magazine Announces Nine Issue Season |
Due to overwhelming demand, Slurve's management has decided to forego its three month summer vacation in order to give its readers more of the highbrow literature, art and social commentary they have ...
Posted by SLURVE on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 08:22:00 PST |
Slurve Cuts Poet, Saying She Wasnt A Team Player. |
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - July 31, 2008
Slurve Magazine had originally signed poet Sally Molini for its Green Issue, but apparently there were some mix-ups in the editorial department. The Skipper...
Posted by SLURVE on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 11:09:00 PST |
Jealousy, Drugs, Money and the Environment - Green Issue Preview |
With just over two weeks left until the All-Star game...and the release of Slurve Magazine's Green Issue...we wanted to give you a little taste of what you're going to see. But first, a special annou...
Posted by SLURVE on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 07:21:00 PST |
Youve Been Submitting to Other Magazines, Havent You: The Jealousy Contest |
You've Been Submitting to Other Magazines, Haven't You:
The Jealousy Contest
With just over a month left until the highly anticipated release of the Green Issue, the editors of Slurve Magazine...
Posted by SLURVE on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:16:00 PST |
Calling All Musicians |
This message is going out to all you people that play music.By now you've all probably seen the first issue of Slurve Magazine. If you haven't you should. Just go to www.slurvemag.com.You'll notice th...
Posted by SLURVE on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 05:21:00 PST |
In Surprise Move, Slurves Skipper Announces A No-Sympathy Strike |
Last night at a surprise press conference nearly two weeks after the Writer's Guild of America took to the picket lines, The Skipper at Slurve Magazine announced his writers were going on strike as we...
Posted by SLURVE on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 02:29:00 PST |
Everyone is on Myspace |
Speaking in riddles only teaches you to tie cherries with your tongue, a very solid pick up move; speaks volumes of your attention to even the smallest of details. I'm no longer attracted to coy, so ...
Posted by SLURVE on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:19:00 PST |
