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Fun

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About Me

It's recently been brought to my attention that I may not be the most relaxed guy. But, I will say this: I aspire to be a very laid back person. So help me out with my goal and please keep the drama to yourself. Generally I like to stay home and watch a movie, but sometimes I like to get out and dance. Love living in San Diego, the beach, working out, movies, walks on the beach, sunsets, and little baskets full of kitties. If you want me to add you to my list -- either send me a message first, or AT LEAST have a pic!!I WILL NOT ADD ANYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE A PIC. IF YOU HAVE A FAKE PROFILE, IT HAD BETTER BE EITHER HOT OR FUNNY. Thank you. Special request: NO COMMENTS THAT SAY "SHOWIN SUM LUV" OR "JUST DROPPING BY" in big glittery obnoxious letters.A few favorite quotes: "Fizzle ma hizzle, Cap'n Hizzizzle" - Foxxy Love "I'm a white male, age 18 to 49 -- everyone listens to me!" - Homer Simpson "If celebrities didn't want us poking through their garbage and saying they're gay, they shouldn't have tried to express themselves artistically." -- Homer again "Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense!" -- Phil Hartman "If Saddam is building weapons, we have to stop him...with our weapons." -- Stan's dad on South Park "You'll never get to heaven if you're scared of gettin' high" -- Kylie Minogue "No Heather, it's Heather's turn, Heather." - Heather Chandler (#1), addressing Heather McNamara (#2) to let her know it is Heather Duke's (#3) turn while playing croquet. If you already knew this, and you're a guy, marry me. VERY IMPORTANT: PLEASE READ THIS BEORE LEAVING ANY COMMENTS Please do not leave enormous comments consisting of oversized animated gifs or jpegs. I think the sentiment is very sweet, but they're gi-normous and take up far too much space.

My Interests

Anything outdoors when the weather cooperates, movies when it doesn't, travel, cooking, clubbing and dance music, the beach, porn.

I'd like to meet:

Gay people with jobs who aren't drama queens or tweekers. Single gay men with jobs, some college education, around my age who work out regularly (HA!).I'd love to meet the Karshner Triplets, a/k/a the best four way of all time (hey, it's not incest for me, only for them):And last but not least.. my future husband, Chris Evans:

Hot Guys I've Never Met
These people are not really my friends, but they are all extremely good looking, and that's worth something now isn't it?

Rusty

Troy

Nate

Jake

Music:

I like mostly dance music, but I have a taste for some pop and rock stuff. Usually like dance songs with words, not the overly-electronic stuff. My favorite songs at the moment (6/6/2007):(1) Inaya Day/Bill Bennet, Breakaway (Anthem Mix); (2) Beyonce, One Night Only (Dance Mix); (3) Beyonce, Listen (DJ Escape); (4) Pink, Leave Me Alone I'm Lonely (Dance Mix); (5) Idina Menzel, Defying Gravity (Tracy Young); (6) Erasure, Sunday Girl; (7) Thompson Twins, Hold Me Now (2007); (8) Gwen Stefani, Sweet Escape (DJ Escape); (9) Rihanna, Umbrella (Lindbergh); (10) Seal, Love's Divine (Passengerz Mix).Favorite DJs are Kimberly S, Phil B, Tracey Young, Paulo, Chrix Cox, Thunderpuss, Above & Beyond, Almighty mixes. Favorite "artists" are Kylie, Madonna, Pet Shop Boys, Mary J., and Kelly Clarkson. But please don't hold that against me. When I get sick of all my dance music, I like Frank Sinatra, Ella Fitzgerald, and classical.

Movies:

Office Space, War of the Roses, Clue, Matrix (one and two), SHOWGIRLS, Pirates of the Carribean, Fifth Element, Heathers, 9 to 5, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Scream, Scream 2 (sort of), Scream 3 (just because of Parker Posey), Waiting for Guffman, Bring it On!, certain James Bond flicks, Christmas Vacation, European Vacation, Airplane!, Empire Strikes Back, Royal Tennebaums, Rushmore, The Life Aquatic.

Television:

Simpsons, Seinfeld, Alias, Lost, South Park, Desparate Housewives, FAMILY GUY !!!

Books:

Carl Hiaasen "Tourist Season", "Gay Vampires Do Each Other" by Anne Rice, and of course, "Gay Vampires Doing Very Gay Things to Each Other", also by Anne Rice. She's a genius!

Heroes:

Peter Griffin, Nomi Malone, Crystal Conners, CHAAARLIE MURPHY!!, and Rick James, bitch.

My Blog

The Big Gay Cruise (With Pics!)

As at least 3700 faggots out there know, I was on the Atlantis Freedom of the Seas cruise last week.  A smaller number may also be aware that I ended up with stomach flu the last day (eww). ...
Posted by Fun on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:55:00 PST

The Decline of Western Civilization

As some of you know, I took a short trip to New York over the weekend.  I had a perfectly lovely time, but something happened at the end of my trip, something disturbing that causes me great conc...
Posted by Fun on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:51:00 PST

An Informal Holiday Poll

For the two or three people who actually read this, I have a question: when does it become tacky to still have your Christmas decorations up?  New Year's Day?  First week of January?  I...
Posted by Fun on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:25:00 PST

Jesus Fucking Christ

I just received the following comment: From:  Josh http://www.myspace.com/114126452 Date: Oct 7 2006 6:00 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ] Subject: Request to Approve Comment Body: Josh ha...
Posted by Fun on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 08:59:00 PST

Natasha Bedingfiled is My BFF

OK, maybe I am exaggerating a little, but I am in Natasha's Top 8 on myspace.  For some reason I think it's really cool although it doesn't mean that I know her.  I guess it's unlikely that ...
Posted by Fun on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 09:55:00 PST

Help for the Mentally Impaired

Those who know me know that I live to help others, that I truly shine when I can reach out and help my fellow man better himself.  So here are two pieces of wisdom I want to impart to the world, ...
Posted by Fun on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 04:12:00 PST

SD Pride 2006 in Pics

SD Pride has come and gone, and I've nearly recovered.  So, I figured it  was time to post some pics. Saturday at the parade with my friend James.  Unfortunately, it was gray weather al...
Posted by Fun on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 07:43:00 PST

It's Offiicial: I'm a Freak

Have you ever been warned that you can get sun burned even on a cloudy, cool day?  Well I never really believed that, but guess what? It's true. I went to Black's Beach last weekend (because it's...
Posted by Fun on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 02:36:00 PST

A moment of silence, please

I don't know how to say this gently, so brace yourselves: Rubio's at the courthouse has closed. I just went over to get my usual fish taco combo plate and, to my horror, saw that the entire place is g...
Posted by Fun on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 01:06:00 PST

Gay.com Ads

If you're a big fruit like me, then you've probably noticed that when you log in to myspace you're presented with lots of ads for gay.com.  Hooray for targeted internet advertising. Anyway, you m...
Posted by Fun on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 03:05:00 PST