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Josh

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About Me


I'm kickass - I love my friends - The only weapons I have are my intelligence and my wit - I trust only one person on this planet - Arguing with me is a losing battle for you - I have a profanity problem - I can turn a frown into a smile - I'm very sweet and nurturing, but I also have this evil bitch living inside me - I am not the easiest person to get along with but I am charming - I can intimidate people - I do not tolorate betreyal - I can raise hell - I am sensitive yet defensive - I dont like conformity - I always look into every mirror I pass - I dont follow trends, I start them - I want to love and be loved in return - I am not afraid to cry - I will have your back whether it be in the battlefield or in a bar fight - I can burn bridges faster than I build them - I put others before myself - I cannot be changed - I cannot whistle - I have seen war - I would never get a tattoo - I wake up every morning and I hope that I can awake the next - I'm not the kind to hold it in when I need to release - I don't have any reservations as to how I react to things - I want the world to stop fighting - I will concrete my presence in this world and nobody will stand in my fuckin' way! HA HA
Me and my Army buddies in Iraq - LOVE YOU GUYS! "You killed Padme! You bastard...ugh...can't...breath..." Me and Gloria Trevi (I think she's a bitch but everyone likes this pic lol) Me, Aaron/Jackon, Tinkerbell, Mariah, and John at Disneyland Me and Roman Heart sucking face :P Me and with Dennis, my awesome/kickass/genious photographer/buddy Jerad and I all hyped after watching Nacho Libre Joe, Me, and Jerry in line for the rollercoaster at California Adventure Daniel, Kyle, Alex, and I at Foam Party The King and his Entourage during his birthday! OH MY GAWD! Me and Brent Everett at Target! LOL Neal and me during New Years! Our first pic btw ^_^ It's Chris' Birthday Party! It's Josh and Josh! Aren't we the cutest Joshs you've ever seen?! Ethan Reynolds, Me, and Benjamin Bradley! Me and my favorite roommate, Casey, lol She's gonna be otay :-) Vick and me! Josh, Neal, Me, and Shaun out and about Me and Catalin Botezatu at Caribbean Fashion Week in Jamaica Me dancing with Hector at Pride LOL Me, Alex, Hector, and Daniel at the beach during Labor Day Gaw, me and Honza came out sooooo cute together ^_^ Marcello and me! Me and Richard (my brotha from anotha motha lol)
My Favorite Clip:
My Groups:

My Interests


Reading, architecture, working on my books, art, drawing, movies, beaches, psychology, ice cream, meditation, friends, Taco Bell, history, philosophy, internet, interior design, buffets, vocabulary improvement, shopping, coffee shops, instrumental music, debates, yogurt, unexplained mysteries, gym, foreign languages, box socials, journalism, French toast, pez, creative writing, acting, Pikachu, fashion, IHOP, conflict resolution, animal activism, porn, photography, modeling, fast food, sex, and STAR WARS!

I'd like to meet:

Anna Wintour, PITBULL, Tyra Banks, and Michelle Pfeiffer ^_^

The Cool Kids
If I was Dark Phoenix and we were all on Alcatraz, I wouldn't kill these 24 LOL

Timm

Josh

Richard

Alex

Hector

Neal

Josh

Marcello

Dennis

Joe

Jerry

Jerad

Garrett

Honza

Chris

Dominic

Gabriel

Jim

Gabriel

Vick

Kevin

Matt

John Paul

Esther

Music:


I LOVE THE SYMPHONY! Duel of the Fates, Across the Stars, Battle of the Heros, Imperial March, Selena Transforms II, and Phoenix Rises are some of my favorite pieces. As for artists, I like 2 Live Crew, 3 Doors Down, 50 Cent, 98 Degrees, A Teens, Aaron Carter, Adassa, Alicia Keys, All Saints, Angie Martinez, Aqua, Ashanti, Ashlee Simpson, ATC, Baby, Birdman, Backstreet Boys, BB Mak, Beastie Boys, Benny, Beyonce, Buck Owens, Black Eyed Peas, Blink 182, Blu Cantrell, Blur, Bon Jovi, Brandy, Britney Spears, The Calling, Cascada, Celia Cruz, Celine Dion, Cher, Chingy, Christina Aguilera, Christina Millian, Ciara, D12, Daddy Yankee, Daniel Bedingfield, Danny Elfman, Darren Heyes, Deana Carter, Debelah Morgan, Destinyâ€,,s Child, Donna Lewis, Eminem, Enrique Iglesias, Eric Serra, Eve, Evanescence, Everclear, Fastball, Gwen Stephani, Hans Zimmer, Hoobastank, Houston, Inva Mulla Tchako, Jade Anderson, James Horner, Janet Jackson, Jay Z, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Simpson, Joe Budden, Joe, John Powell, John Williams, Junior Senior, K-Ci and Jo Jo, Kevin Lyttle, Khia, Kula Shaker, Kylie Minogue, Las Ketchup, Lauren Hill, LeAnn Rimes, LFO, Lifehouse, Lil Kim, Ludacris, Madonna, Mandy Moore, Maroon 5, Mary J. Blige, Melanie C, Mis-teeq, Missy Elliot, Moby, Ms Thing, Mya, Nelly, Nelly Furtado, Next, Nina Sky, Nine Days, Nivea, No Doubt, The Offspring, Outkast, OV7, Papa Roach, Paulina Rubio, Pet shop Boys, Pink, Pitbull, Placebo, POD, Real McCoy, Ricky Martin, Rhianna, Rob Zombie, Robbie Williams, Run-DMC, Samantha Mumba, Seal, Sean Paul, Shakira, Simple Plan, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Sixpence None the Richer, Soul Decision, Spice Girls, Sporty Theves, SR-71, Stacie Orrico, Sugar Ray, T.A.T.U., Thalia, TLC, Toya, Truth Hurts, Vengaboys, The Verve, Vitamin C, Willa Ford, Xzibit, and Ying Yang Twins

Movies:


Star Wars! Superstar, Latter Days, 101 Dalmations, Flowers in the Attic, Bad Education, Amorres Perros, Air Force One, House of 1000 Corpses, The Little Mermaid, Dumb and Dumbers, The Princess Diaries, Cruel Intentions, Batman Returns, Dawn of the Dead, Hercules, Soldier's Girl, Spaceballs, The Wizard of Oz, Basic Instint, Death Becomes Her, Orgazmo, Not Another Teen Movie, In the Army Now, Street Fighter, Spice World, Speed, Set it Off, The Miracle Worker, Mortal Kombat, Carrie, The Rage: Carrie 2, Show Girls, Universal Soldier, Mars Attacks, Titanic, Con-Air, Heartbreakers, B.A.P.S, Blood In Blood Out, Adams Family, The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, Billy Madison, Boat Trip, Boyz N The Hood, Bring it On, Child's Play, Batman and Robin, A Christmas Story, Closer, Clueless, Comming to America, Corky Romano, Crazy/Beautiful, Deep Impact, Don't be a Menace, Double Jeopardy, Ed Wood, Edward Scissorhands, Elvira, The Exorcist, Erin Brocovich, Face Off, The Fifth Element, The Fluffer, Splash, Final Destination, Full Metal Jacket, Gone But Not Forgotten, Garden State, Ghostbuster, Ghost, 8 Mile, Half-Baked, Halloween, Harry Potter, Hot Chick, House Arrest, Home Alone, Independance Day, John Q, Jumanji, Kill Bill Vol I and II, Kindergarden Cop, King Kong, La Bamba, The Lion King, Legally Blonde, Jingle All the Way, Jurassic Park, Just Friends, Major Pain, Mean Girls, Meet the Parents, Mermaids, Miss Congeniality, Mulan, The Mummy, Napoleon Dynamite, The New Guy, Night at the Roxbury, Night of the Living Dead, The Omen, One Hour Photo, The Opposite of Sex, The Others, Pecker, The Pest, Phone Booth, Planet of the Apes, Pokemon, Pretty Woman, Prick a Porter, The Prince and Me, Private Benjamin, Rat Race, Real Women Have Curves, Requiem for a Dream, Resident Evil, Road Trip, Scary Movie, Seed of Chucky, Shaun of the Dead, Selena, The Shining, Shrek, Sleepers, Sleeping Beauty, Sleepy Hallow, Son in Law, Soroity Boys, South Park the Movie, Spiderman, Starship Troopers, The Stepford Wives, Strip Tease, Sugar and Spice, Terminator 2, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Thumb Wars, Tomcats, Tommy Boy, Van Wilder, The Village, Volcano, White Chicks, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Win a Date with Tad Hamilton, and to Wong Fu, Memoirs of a Geisha, Saw I and II, The Truth About Cats and Dogs, Moon Struck, The American Dream, Snakes on a Plane, Casino Royale, The Pursuit of Happyness, the Devil Wears Prada, Hairspray, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, Stardust, Enchanted, Awake, I Am Legend, Village of the Damned, Return of the Living Dead Part II, Super Mario Bros, The Mist, American Gangster, and Alive

Television:


The Simpsons, Family Guy, Just Shoot Me, Friends, Will and Grace, Roseanne, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Oz, The L Word, The Simple Life, King of the Hill, Seinfeld, South Park, Hell's Kitchen, Yo Soy Betty La Fea, The Real World, Drawn Together, X-Men Animated Series, Pokemon, Desperate Housewives, What Not to Wear, How Clean is Your House, Kitchen Nightmares, Happy Tree Friends, Flavor of Love, I Love New York, Best Week Ever, Rock of Love, America's Most Smartest Model, Ugly Betty, America's Next Top Model, Fraiser, American Dad, Celebrity Rehab, American Idol Auditions, and Charm School

Books:


A Density of Souls, The Snow Garden, Light Before Day, The Persian Boy, The Harry Potter Series, The Star Wars Trilogy, Dark Lord - The Rise of Darth Vader, Dressing a Galaxy, Will They Ever Forgive Us?, A Child Called It, Catcher in the Rye, Childhood's End, Revenge of the Sith Novelization, The Once and Future King, The Last Stand Novelization, Front Row (Anna Waintor's Biography), Mankind's Search for Meaning, To Kill a Mockingbird, All Summer in a Day, and The Phantom of the Opera

Heroes:


My Big Bro Chancellor Palpatine
Christopher Rice
George Lucas
Sir Ian McKellen
My mom
Rich Merritt
Nina Van Horn
Bunifa Latifah Halifah Sharifa Jackson
New York
Miranda Priestly
Jean Grey
Tyra Banks
The White Witch
Graham Norton
Anna Wintour
Velma Von Tussle
Victoria Beckham
Marcela Valencia
Patricia Fernandez
Wilhelmina Slater
Gordon Ramsay
Team Rocket
Janice Dickinson
Twiggy

My Blog

Caribbean Fashion Week 2007

Hey, so I recently went to Carribean Fashion Week in Jamaica to cover and represent my magazine. OH MAN! It was a crazy couple of days! I left VERY last minute (hell, a lot of people didn't even rea...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 05:52:00 PST

Those lesbians stole my picture!

So I was having lunch with Richard today when he picked up a magazine and it had a group picture of a bunch of lesbians at Numbers. I look at their pic and I'm like "Hey, what a rip off!" THEIR PIC LO...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:01:00 PST

Mardi Gras 2007

So this past Tuesday was Mardi Gras, which is one of my favorite events to attend because everybody it out on the street, drinking, and friendly, it's like a carnaval for grown ups Anywho, this year,...
Posted by Josh on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:06:00 PST

Incident on the Freeway

Ok, so this morning, I was going to drive up to meet with my boss in San Bernandino. I woke up at 6, pressed snooz 4 times, got up, showered, dressed, and went out the door. It was cloudy and raining,...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:44:00 PST

Miltary Madness II

So this Saturday was Military Madness, and once again, went out there to support the troops! LOL I was supposed to out there with my buddy who ended up ditching me. I'll refer to him as C. Mack, ...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:03:00 PST

The "I Love New York" Guys

LOL, ok, so here's what I think of the guys: Rico: At first I he was cute and slick, but then I realized he looks A LOT like someone who bugs the hell out of me. I thought it halarious how in the be...
Posted by Josh on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:26:00 PST

She done hit the windshield

Ok, so this past weekend my sister and her BF came to visit me because my sister said she had to do a 'project' in Balboa Park for her school assignment, and that her BF wanted to meet me. I never met...
Posted by Josh on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:00:00 PST

I found a wallet on the street

So last night, I had a craving for some pastries. So as I was walking up to the store, I noticed a wallet in the road. I went picked it up, checked it out, and it belong to a 10th grade high...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 12:35:00 PST

Such a little kid

HA HA HA! So today I walked to my car because I planned to take advantage of the day while everyone was watching the Super Bowl. Well, I got in my car and realized it was full of crap! And I thought ...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 04:38:00 PST

An unexpected encounter

So I was at Target tonight buying a present for Vick's housewarming party tomorrow and as I walk in, the store detectors started going off. I didn't pay any attention because I just walked in. Well, t...
Posted by Josh on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:59:00 PST