Music for the people
BUT NOT for Decepticons
Signed to an independent label in the early years of existence, Anon. destroyed them with battle axes and poisonous herbs, so he and his Autobots could roam the Universe freely and find greater causes to fight for.
This world has many struggles. But none greater and more universal than the fight against… MEGATRON (a proper evil breh!!)
We were once Mowgli & Anon, but now we are;
Anon. & The Autobots
We too, are sentient organisms fighting for our planet. Don’t judge us hastily by our highly advanced exoskeletons, deployable hydro-foils, and short-range optic blasts. We make music for EARTH.
But the inimical despot motherfucker Megatron wants to kill us! He hates our tunes man! Join us in our allegiance with the magnanimous Optimus Prime and do battle with evil Decepticon brehs to rule Earth and play wicked music everywhere until we return to our home planet… CYBERTRON (Scientology’s home planet). Bless
"Fuck Optimus Prime"
This guy will kill you. He's one bad motherf%*!r
