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Calyn

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About Me



These are the things I do:


I take photographs
I write words
I manipulate sound
And I help spread hate

I throw elbows from Hell....
Bro.

Sinister apples, sinister, sinister apples.

My Interests

Music

Food

Sex

Dancing

And the free exchange of ideas unfettered by a fearful mind.


Fuck around and get shot.

I'd like to meet:

People that don't believe in science...

Masters of their craft...

Field strategists in a time of need...

Parents of architects...

Children of Gluttony who feed extra morsels to the dog in us all...

Microcosmeticians...

Sex-laden introverts...

Vampires that don't wear black or bite and also aren't really vampires...

Cancer causing agents and their erstwhile detractors..

Those that hold hope in one hand and delicious soft cheese in the other...

Felonious Monks organizing crime, one frock at a time...

Illegitimately stepped-on children borne upon a new dawn...

Filthy faces with broken hearts, much to love and made of art...

Pretty much, anyone that's awake at 3am and wants to hang out...

Music:

Music is probably the only thing in the world that I truly care about. Everything else I could give or take. But, I'd likely hyperventilate if there were no more music left to make. If you believe in music, like I do, then I don't have to explain it to you, here is the short list for today:
Mike Patton
Dose One
Why?
Joanna Newsom
Mike Doughty
CocoRosie
Aesop Rock
Tom Waits
Johnny Cash
The Books
Ben Gibbard
Sage Francis
Immortal Technique
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum
The Eels
Jel
Buck 65
P.O.S.
The Mountain Goats
Iron and Wine
Beck
Sole
Sublime
Portishead
Dj Shadow
The Devil Makes Three

Top Live Shows in my memory right now:

Ween
13 & God
Cocorosie
Soul Coughing
The Books
Masta Ace
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum
Sage Francis
Anti-Pop Consortium
Subtle
Fantomas
Man Man
Styx
Yard Dogs Travelling Side Show and Burlesque
Andrew Bird
The Roots
The Coup
Devil Makes Three
Gogol Bordello
Ghostland Observatory
Band Of Horses
Joanna Newsom
If you wish to know more about my world of music, feel free to visit my music page:
DJ ClankyAlso...

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Dead Man

The Saddest Music in the World

The Princess Bride



Television:


relevant visions

Hell in an incision

Excel in derision

I fell into indecision

Swelling with irrelevant schisms

Books:


Boobs Skinny Legs and All
Cat's Cradle
I am The Cheese
Glamorama
American Psycho
1984
On a Pale Horse
A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius
Choke
the Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy
A Coney Island of the Mind
The First Third
A Wrinkle in Time
Diary
Survivor
Breakfast of Champions
Catch-22
No Exit
Waiting For Godot
The Stranger
The Milagro Beanfield War
The Last Days of Socrates
The Monkey Wrench Gang
Hayduke Lives!
Hocus Pocus
Welcome To The Monkey House
Valis
Even Cowgirl's Get The Blues
The Bell jar
Gerald's Game
Me Talk Pretty One Day
America: The Book
Downsize This!
Animal Farm
Lord Of the Flies
The Magus
Edgar Allan Poe
William Blake
Dr. Seuss
Hunter S. Thompson
Charles Bukowski
Franz Kafka

Heroes:

Rasputin, William Blake, Richard Terfry, Neal Cassady, Kurt Vonnegut, Adam Drucker, Ian Bavitz, James Letaw, Johnny Cash, Aaron Freeman, Mickey Melchiondo, Jeff Logan, Dax Pierson, Mike Patton, Mike Doughty, Immortal Technique, Tom Jones, Tom Waits, Jim Jarmusch, Crispin Helion Glover, William Shatner, Mr. T, Hunter S. Thompson, God, Jesus, Mary and Me, Dr. Seuss, my dad, your mom and Charles Bukowski and this guy:

My Blog

Lets leave a little bit of froth on this Mocha...

Let the foam crawl down the sides of a once pristine paper coffee cup. Watch the way the lip bends and contorts inwardly upon itself. This is your cup of compunction. Your lapping lips flit on a la...
Posted by Calyn on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 04:41:00 PST

Review: Beach Babes 2: Cave Girl Island

My second review of Space Girls of Cave Island Three or Whatever I already wrote a review for this movie, however, due to bad luck, bad judment or just bad juju, I lost it to the spiralling uncertai...
Posted by Calyn on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:25:00 PST

A crappy little poem I wrote before "A Plague of Hatred" takes the stage.

I know a guywith three facesjust one eye.He can fit your stylewith a slight shift of the edge of his lipsHe can smile in many waysbe your friend for daysand daysBut when he criesyou'll find, he's blin...
Posted by Calyn on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 07:59:00 PST

Whos the best?

Ok bitches, last year, I tied for third for best Blog, I want second place this year, that means I need you and yours to vote for me and mine. Now.. FUCK YEAH!!http://ballot.eugeneweekly.com/index.p...
Posted by Calyn on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 12:24:00 PST

Miss Castaway review.

Review: Miss Castaway and the Island Girls (2004)This last movie sucked.  I mean, they all suck.  Always have, always will, that's the point, we are watching sucky movies, right?  But, ...
Posted by Calyn on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:24:00 PST

Jesus Christ: The Light of my life

So, I had occasion to sit back and watch The passion of The Christ again.  Now, this vile snuff film is a difficult pill to swallow the first time around but it's damn near a suppository the seco...
Posted by Calyn on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 03:29:00 PST

What's the world coming to?

Its logical conclusion....
Posted by Calyn on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 09:11:00 PST

America! Sucks Bad! at least Captain America does.

Hey guys, what's up.   Guess what?  I just watched this movie that totally isn't good.  It's about America.  Captain America.  And it really lets you in on a little somet...
Posted by Calyn on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:31:00 PST

My Blog will be good one day.

One day, I will write such a good blog.  Fuck, it'll be so rad.  People will do sick half-pipe tricks and mad ollies off my blog.  Meanwhile:You all should try to dance more. Like this ...
Posted by Calyn on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 11:48:00 PST

Wrists stripped and raw from giving it her all. She lets her gloves fall.

"If two women were to walk in this room, I'd fuck em both, until they cried!"He is standing arched over a pulpit, writing a sermon.  He is going to give the Easter service.  It will be warm....
Posted by Calyn on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 03:14:00 PST