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I'm so awesomeAnd I rockAnd I gotta pretty good Size cockI am no less wierd Than Tom One or TwoBut so much easier Than them to viewI count my manyBlessings dailyOn all fingers and toesWhose skin are s...
Posted by Number 3 Tom on Thu, 08 May 2008 11:34:00 PST |
Numbers |
A healthy bank account and an accommodating sex life are of course possessions of great value in this world of competitive status conjuring ways. But a great mind is all one needs to attract all thing...
Posted by Number 3 Tom on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 06:26:00 PST |
Typewriter |
Odd how not only did the typewriter become of course the first model for the keypad of every computer in the world, it has also been cleverly concocted to spell the word t y p e w r i t e r from the l...
Posted by Number 3 Tom on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 03:59:00 PST |
The Last Laugh Lines |
I am often accused of suffering from a dire case of verbal diarrhea. That may well be but I pride myself in having everything to say about nothing at all. For example...Check out this puffer fish. The...
Posted by Number 3 Tom on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 09:53:00 PST |
Plugs |
When you travel to another country outside of north america and you wanna bring an electrical appliance, you gotta bring the right plug adapter or you can't stick your plug into the socket. Even when ...
Posted by Number 3 Tom on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 05:14:00 PST |
Red Light |
Shit, Oh yeah, nearly lost my inspiration. Those pussycat Toms just asked me for an add and I think I'm gonna wait and see what the cat drags in...Hmmm, where was I, oh yeah,ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Posted by Number 3 Tom on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 07:38:00 PST |
Pecker & Hurl |
Tom Number 1 suffers from an obvious superiority complex. The first born who still had mom & dad's money for an education before they got divorced, all shit broke loose and left the rest of us working...
Posted by Number 3 Tom on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 02:21:00 PST |
Broccoli |
History of broccoliCauliflower and broccoli output in 2005Broccoli is a cultivar of wild cabbage, remaining exactly the same species. Wild cabbage originated along the northern and western coasts of t...
Posted by Number 3 Tom on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 11:27:00 PST |
Snow Balls |
Okay, somebody's following the Toms around. It's having a snowball effect. Like, as if there's anything in here of remote interest. In keeping with the true Tom that we are, it's imperative at all ti...
Posted by Number 3 Tom on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 03:29:00 PST |
