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Number 1 Tom

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Quitting

I've decided to give up my more conspicuous personality traits for the less conspicuous ones. For example, instead of using expletives or derivative words that suggest my current attitude toward life,...
Posted by Number 1 Tom on Thu, 08 May 2008 11:03:00 PST

Dick

Just cause my little brother, Tom Number 2 got a Porche from his boss for the multi-million dollar account he landed his advertising agency, bagged the hottest chick in the Las Vegas casino, and won $...
Posted by Number 1 Tom on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 05:58:00 PST

Evil Sucks

Evil will always lie down... It goes away.But it sure as hell always returns like a case of the runs after downing a liter of prune juice. It'll reappear in some new form, with someone else's new face...
Posted by Number 1 Tom on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:48:00 PST

Revelatory Revelations

Kudos for Karma. I'm sure gettin' my lessons lately about people who live in glass houses not throwing bricks. Funny how we grow up with a pattern of just expecting we can treat our little brother li...
Posted by Number 1 Tom on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 09:22:00 PST

Vindicated

Need I say more about Tom Number three's anally retentive desire to be noticed, even if noticing him for being compellled to articulating who has what up their butt.Sorely vindicated...
Posted by Number 1 Tom on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 05:23:00 PST

Synchonicity

I really dig the police man. They had it going on. Too bad I'm not 15 years younger. There's no music out there. It's all regurgitated crap by masters who must be rolling over in their graves. Wait a ...
Posted by Number 1 Tom on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 06:53:00 PST

Stoopid

Get a diary man, write in it and then burn it after you read what garbage comes out that you wish you didn't leave hanging around for your girlfriend to find so when she believes the stoopid fantasies...
Posted by Number 1 Tom on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 01:29:00 PST

Okay...

I tried it. Blogging sucks!
Posted by Number 1 Tom on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 03:17:00 PST