No Tom, Dick or Harry |
Myspace is no fun anymore. Tom 1 & 2 are getting all the profile visits and I'm just a dumb fuck stuck in the middle of two dumber fucks. I can't even express the way I feel in my photos because my d...
Posted by Number 2 Tom on Thu, 08 May 2008 11:15:00 PST |
Big Things |
Big things come in small packages...Take for example, this Michelangelo sculpture of David, who, though he stands 17 feet tall, has the dick of a small bird as compared with the rest of his proportion...
Posted by Number 2 Tom on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 06:13:00 PST |
Nose Pickers |
Okay, today was no out of the ordinary day, not by a long stretch. I got up, slept in cause I was up fooling around with my finger in my belly button lastnight and must have slept through my alarm. S...
Posted by Number 2 Tom on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 03:42:00 PST |
In The Middle |
They say the one who sits in the middle on eveything would make a good arbitrator. Hey, that could be the reason I'm studying law. Cause lawyers are all honest, defend the right side and never fuck a...
Posted by Number 2 Tom on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 09:30:00 PST |
Peace Talks |
Family unrest is the root of all evil...Give Peace A ChanceEv'rybody's talkin' 'boutBagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism, Ragism, TagismThis-ism, that-ism, ism ism ismAll we are saying is give peace a cha...
Posted by Number 2 Tom on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 05:31:00 PST |
That Dress |
You don't have to wear that dress tonight...You don't have to sell your body to the night...ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Posted by Number 2 Tom on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 07:06:00 PST |
Coasters & Toasters |
Firstly we'll start off with the most obvious of coasters.A small piece of material, usually composed of wood or of cardboard, these are of course cork grown from the bark of trees in European climate...
Posted by Number 2 Tom on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 02:03:00 PST |
Second Rate |
I hate being the middle Tom. I'm just gonna let Tom 1 do all the griping and Tom 3 can fill his page with a crapload of meaningless shit he googles off the internet cause he's the last Tom and they al...
Posted by Number 2 Tom on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 03:22:00 PST |
