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About Me

MY full name is Monyeca

they call me Moners... since Monyeca is such a big name for a little bad cat like myself

Im also known as BARKING SPIDER

aka Baby Precious

I love to shed fur on everything, i love sleeping in my moms bed, even when she kicks me out.

I LOVE EATING USED Q- TIPS!!!! MY FAAVORITE!!!

OOOHH i LOVE COLD CUTS!!

mmmMM foood

I love to steal food!

i love catnip.... i like to roll around on the carpet and kick it with my back paws when im high

I love to shit in beds

i love eating grass and barfing it everywhere.. MMmMm, i also love refreshing sipps of water from my cat bowl

i live with a big Rot named Chrondoja Alaquishes Jenkins... and i scare the fuck out of her....

My Interests

Pooping

Biteing my feet nails

the front poarch

eating
hideing in the closet

pooping in the closet

sun bathing

EATING USED Q - TIPPS

accasional sips of milk

hissing

peeing when im mad

living on the couch

getting pet

knocking over the trash when i FEIND for Q-Tips!

rubbing my face in human shoes

sitting behind my mom in her computer chair

love

THE DISCO!!!!

I'd like to meet:

LOTS AND LOTS of kitties!!!!!!

&

people with tastey snacks

Music:

drum n bass and ....Le TIGRE!!

i make churttle noise when people touch me

Movies:

anything dramatic

i hate movies with dogs

Television:

what ever moves around alot

and mtv2

Books:

all about pooping in great places

Heroes:

that would have to be my big brother BOO he left and never came back..He used to give me spit baths .. i loved him.

he was a vietnam vet...

My Blog

My story

i was born and cant really remeber most of it.. dont remeber my mother,,, the only thing i recal is the pet store..... and how bad i wanted to get the fuck out of there!! i lived in a pet store in gr...
Posted by MONERS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST