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Owlice the Malice

i am alice. call me owlice because i am part owl!

About Me

A MESSAGE FROM MY OWNER!!
PLEASE READ! Alright, this is borderline shameful. I debated doing this for a while but some close people to me encouraged it.
My cat, Alice, my best friend in the entire world, is getting older. She turned 13 this March. She's been having some health issues lately. Puking almost every day or every other day, on and off for months. The vet has determined she probably has a food allergy. We put her on extremely hypoallergenic food. She is also going to undergo a a $200-$300 series of tests to determine the exact problem. Plus, she is a tad bit overweight as well.
A lot of people I come across have this view of me as being wealthy because of the musical equipment I have and all the design work I do. Well, it has taken years to get to this point with equipment. I am constantly selling stuff to buy better stuff. And other than equipment, and the occasional eating out or buying a shirt, I really only have spent my money on gear and bills. Bills, mostly. I think I am wise with my money. I don't blow it on random stuff. I need my cell phone, I need my computer stuff, I need my musical equipment so I can tour and play in bands. Most of my bills are health insurance, car payments, car insurance, etc., etc.
I am not going to ask for personal donations. That's my concern and my problem. My responsibility. Well, so is my cat, but here goes...
I am asking you all to please make some sort of donation to my Alice fund. This money will go to, and ONLY go to, helping pay for vet bills and really expensive canned food for her. I realize that the day will come when she will pass, but let's prolong this as much as possible. She's the best cat ever, and I absolutely love her. She's an amazing companion. I am struggling to fund this stuff myself and I know a lot of you have heard me talk about her, or seen pictures of her, and can relate to me because you're a pet lover, too.
Here are some rules...
Please DO NOT donate if...
- You are a close friend of mine. If you see me often, you probably see Alice often. Petting her when she walks by is support enough.
- You are broke as well.
Please DO donate if...
- You are a cat lover.
- If you can sympathize or relate to the stresses of the cost of helping sick animals or people.
- You have ever met Alice and fallen in cat-love with her.
The Paypal button below will allow you to donate. If you don't have a Paypal account, you can use a credit card. Again, I assure you 100% that any donations will be accounted for and only put toward her bills, food, etc. Don't feel silly if you're only donating 10 cents, and don't feel pressured to donate a crazy amount.
Thanks so much!!!
I WILL NOT JOIN YOUR GROUP! unless of course it has to do with felines or metal. i'm talking REAL metal. not this pussy (no pun intended) killswitch engage crap that my brother justin listens to.
i'm a hot, sexy, furry (and fat) cat (crossed with an owl and a racoon.)
i reside in the boring town of mayo, md. more specifically, i live on/under the bed and/or litter box of justin lloyd. well, the litter box isn't justin's. but the bed is. sometimes the bed IS the litterbox if the door is locked and i really have to go. but anyway... i pretty much never leave my brother's room unless i have to go potty or i'm being terrorized by lucy the pup. cartman is my brother cat (not by choice OR dna). i love him, but he needs to realize that i own this house, all the food in it, and his face. he is always trying to play with me when i'm not in the mood. sometimes i have to show him who's boss. but this usually happens in the middle of the night, and i wake up the whole house. THEN i get yelled at by the mothership and kicked outside for the night. quite unpleasant. but my favorite boy in the whole world is my brother justin!!! i spend most of my days in his bed chillin out. either that or i'm eating. rarely, i'm outside in the woods on adventures and quests specifically assigned to me by nature. on rare occasion, i will rustle up some bunnies and bring them home to my brother to eat, but he instead always ends up flushing them down the toilet which i do not understand. i listen to pretty much just death metal. anything fast and brutal. my brother is in a band called a perfect kiss. they are pretty wussy, so i don't really like their music. i'm a big supporter, however, because i support anything my brother does. i also have a sister named megan, and a sister in law named megan, too. overall, i have a good and satisfying life. who's life wouldn't be satisfying if all they did was NOTHING and got fed for it?

My Interests

sleep, watching outside my bedroom window, eating, licking myself, hissing at the other animals in the house, eating, sleeping, meowing, sleeping, hissing, sleep. i like to eat, also.

I'd like to meet:

squirrels, bunnies, mice, bugs, etc. people wearing these designs:

Music:

Abominant
Absolute Zero
Acerbus
Acheron
Acrimony
Agent Steel
Amon Amarth
Amorphis
Anal Blast
Ancient
AncientCeremony
Angel Corpse
Avulsed
Bal-Sagoth
Bastardsword
Beheaded
Benevolence
Bleeding Display
Blood Coven
Bloodgasm
Borknagar
Brodequin
Butchery
Cadaverous
Cannibal Corpse
Carnal Grief
Castrum
Catastrophic
Children Of Bodom
Ciborium
Cinerary
Ciribus
Coffin Texts
Coprofago
Corpsevomit
Crest of Darkness
Cryptopsy
Damien Thorne
Dark Disciple
Dead Jesus
Decay Of Salvation
Defleshed
Demion
Deranged
Descendent
Diabolic
Diabolous
Dimmu Borgir
Dismembered Fetus
Disgorge
Divine Empire
Divine Rapture
Dying Fetus
Dwelling Madness
E.C.T.
Enforsaken
Engrave
Epicedium
Eternal Tears of Sorrow
Eulogy
Evil Incarnate
Fleshgrind
Gates of Ishtar
God Dethroned
Gorgasm
Gorlock
Hate
Hate Eternal
Hatescar
Hellwitch
Immortal Dominion
Incantation
Infamy
Infest And Corrupt
Infestum
Infusion
Ingurgitating Oblivion
Inhuman Hatred
Insanity
Internal Bleeding
Kabak
Langsuir
Leukorrhea
Maladiction
Malamor
Maleficent
Malevolent Creation
Malignancy
Meltdown
Morbid Angel
Monstrosity
Mortician
Necrophagia
Necrophagist
Neurosis
Nun Slaughter
Obituary
Obscurity
Orphanage
Pains Invention
Pessimist
Philosopher
Prophecy
Purgatoria
Purge Cannister
Rancor
Regurgitation
Requiem
Sadistic Intent
Sepsism
Setherial
Sickness
Sinister
Six Feet Under
Skinless
Slaughter Of Souls
Solstice of Suffering
Stratovarius
Suffocation
Tchildres
Thanatos
The Insomnia
Therion
Thy Serpent
Tiburon
Trokar
Unsanctified
Victims of Internal Decay
Villainthropy
Vociferation Ethernity
Vulpecula
Wormed
Vader
Viiarcano
Viral Load
Visceral Bleeding
Vivisect
Vomit Remnants
Vulgar Pigeons

Movies:

The Texas Chainsaw Masacre
A Nightmare On Elm Street
Halloween
The Shining
The Exorcist
Carrie
Frankenstein
Evil Dead
Night of the Living Dead
Alien
Dawn of the Dead
Jaws
Night Of The Living Dead
Salems Lot
The Graveyard Shift
the ring
Children of the Corn
Dawn Of The Dead
Dracula
Frighteners
Hellraiser
Joy Ride
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Return of the Living Dead
Return Of The Living Dead Pt 2
The Prophecy
The Thing
Candyman
Friday the the 13th
Gremlins
It
Pet Cementary
Predator
THE BIRDS
wicker man
Arachnaphobia
Day of the Dead
Freaks
Psycho!
The Evil Dead Series!
28 Days Later
Dog Soldiers
Halloween
Nightmare on Elm Street
Scream
A Bronx Tale
house on haunted hill
Lost boys
pet cemetary
susperia
Anaconda
Angel Eyes
April fools day
Childs Play
darkness falls
Evil Dead II
Fright Night
Psycho
The Omen
THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
waxwork
An American Werewolf In London
Attack of the Killer Tomatos
seven
The Terminator
Urban Legend
Amityville Horror
Brainscan
One flew over the cookoos nest
CHRISTINE
Clockwork Orange
The Bad Seed
Barney We Are All Friends
Basket Case
Dont Be Afraid of the Dark!
Little Shop of Horrors
people under the stairs !!!!
The Trilogy of Terror
Them
Deliverance
Halloween:The Curse of Michael Myers
Jason X
Silent Night Deadly Night Psycho Santa Rampage
The Pit and the Pendulum
Prince of Darkness
The Hitcher
mary shellys frankenstein
The Crawling Eye
The Fog
Wolfman
Last House on the Left
Phantasm
Scary Movie
The Changeling
Young Frankenstein
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Bambi
Dead Alive
Godzilla, King of the Monsters
Horror Hotel
Hotel Hell
Thinner
Babe.
Dr.Giggles!!!!
Furn Gulley
Reanimator
Spawn
The Exorsist
The Good Son
The Thing From Another World
Barney: The Movie
Creatures
Crossroads
Fire in The Sky
From Dusk to Dawn
Grease!
me and the monkeys
Prom Night
The day the earth stood still
They Live
Twister
curious george and the highvoltage fence
Day Of The Triffids
Night of the Comet
Night of the Lepus
Species
The Day After
Braindead
Carnival of Souls
Forrest Gump
Invasion of the Pod People
Jaws III
Kingdom of the Spiders
pet shop of horrors
Red Asphalt
Rodan
SPEED!
The Deadly Mantis
The Hills Have Eyes
Toxic Avenger
Twin Peaks
When a Stranger Calls
Bedtime for Bonzo
Independence day
Ishtar
Jaws
Ole Yaller
The Crying Game
Heavens Gate
Phenomenon
Showgirls
Shriek of the Mutilated
Strange Brew
The Bob
X The Unknown
Klute
The Thing that wouldnt leave!
Gobins Sister Ate New York

Television:

cooking shows, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit

Books:

reading is for humans! psh

Heroes:

My Brother Justin My Sister, Megan Elyse! Hire her to take your pictures! My sister-in-law Megan!
She's a good sport.

My Blog

what an interesting day!

today i woke up in the morning to the sound of justin's alarm clock... just like every morning. he kissed me goodbye when he left for work. i slept. then i woke up and ate. then i pooped. then i went ...
Posted by Owlice the Malice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST