Cassidy Queerface - ProfilesArchive

About Me

If you want to know "About Me", let's get it on
I'm just me, unapologetically. Of course I like people to like me (who doesn't?) but if ya don't... this is all you get.
I'm pretty sweet, and I get along with nearly everyone, but it takes people who are interesting and fun to hold my attention for long.
I have a VERY odd sense of humor, and you might not like it. I like to shock and make people giggle. I think I can judge who I like to be around based solely on how they react to my antics.
I love to love and be loved.
I am a "mama hen", and my nickname is Mama Cass. Not cause of ham sandwiches, though.
"Normal" people bore me.
Almost have a Bachelor's in English from UCO, [but don't judge my education by my speech at the bar ( I can't conjugate my verbs and my lexicon gets all jumbled).] .
I have a deep love for zombie flicks and intentionally campy horror movies.
I dig words, the bigger and more precise, the better.
I have a weird fetish for androgyny. Femme boys, especially. I am a gay man magnet, and I wouldn't have it any other way
I'm odd, but more of a quirky odd, not a creepy odd.
I am a total slob. Seriously.
I am two cats deep into becoming an old crazy spinster cat lady. (I finally put an album of pictures of Captain up, I'll probably regret that later).
I am a bleeding liberal.
I am a raging feminist, but I like men, and I don't think that liking men and being a feminist are mutually exclusive.
If I could make money by being a traveling socialite lush, that would be the pinnacle of happiness for me.
I enjoy bright eye makeup.
I think God sneezed when he made me. I was supposed to be born a gay man.
I don't really want to transform into a man permanently, but wouldn't it be fun to be able to switch between being a man and a woman at will?
I greatly desire to be a frontperson for a band, but I doubt that I have any real talent to speak of.
My main goal in life is to maintain happiness, both long and short term.
I love to write. I should spend less time vegetating and more time creating.
I aspire to be a writer, but constantly doubt my ability.
One of my worst fears is becoming an unsatisfied midwestern housewife.
I used to be a weird religious zealot. I'm glad I'm Agnostic now. I would say sorry that I let you down, but I'm not really. I did what was best for me.
I've met some of my favorite people through Myspace, I won't lie.
My Xanga I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Androgyny

Aquarians
Boys in Makeup
Captain
Cuddling
Cheese

Dancing
Drag Queens
Dark Comedy

Eyemakeup
Filthy Language
Fuck (The Word, pervs)
Girly Boys
Gay Men
Girls with Tattoos
Gender Bending
Heroin Skinny Boys

Johnny Depp
Kissing
The Kitties (Captain and Buxton)

Loud Music
Naps
Queens
Stand-up Comedy
Sushi

I'd like to meet:

If I request to add you, it's cause I'd like to talk to you, not cause I want 1,000,000 Myspace friends
I'd like to Meet:
The Beautiful
The Nice
The Talented
The Charming
The Interesting
Queers, Twinks, Fags, Fag Hags, Drag Queens, Faux Queens Transsexuals
Pin up girls
I'd LOVE to meet an effeminate STRAIGHT male, but I'm not holding my breath.
Lovers of [good] music.
People that aren't afraid to love myspace
People who love to read and be intelligent
The Politically Active
People who can make me laugh
People to stay up talking with me til 7am
And Artists

People I Don't Want to Meet
Homophobes
Creeps
(Including but not limited to: People who ask for nude pictures, phone sex, or to fuck)
Couples looking for a bi girl for a threesome
Creepy Old Men

The Boring
People who post "Whore Me" bulletins or are in "Whore Trains"
Alpha Males
pEopLe wHo TyPe LyKe ThiS
Anyone who wants to chastize me for my way of life

Please talk to me after you add me. I like messages before friend requests, but understand those can be as awkward as a first date.
To Bands:
I like music. I like exceptionally good music. Let's be honest with ourselves here, your band is probably shit. You probably aren't going to impress anyone but your girlfriends. I deny every band request. Don't find me; I'll find you.

Music:

Current Top 5 Songs (i.e. go download them now):
1. "Straight Lines" - Silverchair
2. "Black Betty" - Black Oak Arkansas
3. "Mustapha" - Queen
4. "Ooh" - Scissor Sisters
5. "Lloyd, I'm Ready to be Heartbroken" - Camera Obscura

*AC/DC*
*Amsterband*
*Anathallo*
*Architechture in Helsinki*
*As Tall As Lions*
*The Beatles*
*Bjork*
*Blake Fischer*
*Brand New*
*Bright Eyes*
*Buffalo Springfield*
*Bush*
*Coheed and Cambria*
*Copeland*
*Creedence Clearwater Revival*
*The Cure*
*Cursive*
*Damien Rice*
*The Darkness*
*David Bowie* *Death Cab for Cutie*
*Death from Above 1979*
*The Distillers*
*The Dresden Dolls*
*The Eagles of Death Metal*
*Electric 6*
*Elton John*
*Every Time I Die*
*Feable Weiner*
*Fischerspooner*
*The Format*
*Goldfrapp*
*Grant Lee Buffalo*
*Harper*
*Hellogoodbye*
*The Honorary Title*
*Kelly Clarkson*
*Kill Hannah*
*The Killers*
*Kings of Leon*
*Led Zeppelin*
*Limbeck*
*Louis XIV*
*Lovedrug*
*The Magnetic Fields*
*The Mars Volta*
*Mindless Self Indulgence*
*Minutes Too Far*
*Murder by Death*
*Muse*
*Neil Diamond*
*Peaches*
*Peter Glam and the Buttfuckers*
*Pink Floyd*
*The Postal Service*
*The Professional Americans*
*Queen*
*Ray Charles*
*Regina Spektor*
*Reubens Accomplice*
*The Rolling Stones*
*Ryan Adams*
*Say Anything*
*Shiny Toy Guns*
*Silverchair*
*Simon and Garfunkel*
*Snow Patrol*
*Sirens Sister*
*Something Corporate*
*The Sounds*
*Spoon*
*Steel Train*
*Stevie Wonder*
*The Stock Market Crash*
*Straylight Run*
*The Strokes*
*Taking Back Sunday*
*Tommy James and the Shondells*
*Under the Influence of Giants*
*Vendetta Red*
*The White Stripes*
*The Yeah Yeah Yeahs*
*The Zombies*

Movies:

24 Hour Party People
28 Days Later
The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert
Amelie
Boondock Saints
The Breakfast Club
Buffalo '66
Death to Smoochy
Dodgeball
Dumb and Dumber
Edward Scissorhands
Fight Club
Footloose
Harry Potters (all of em)
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
I ♥ Huckabees
Jackass
Kill Bill 1 and 2,
Les Miserables
Little Miss Sunshine
Moulin Rouge
Napoleon Dynamite
Old School
Pirates of the Carribbean
Pulp Fiction
Resevoir Dogs
Romeo + Juliet
Sordid Lives
Spiderman
Star Wars (all the old ones and the third new one)
Troy
The United States of Leland
V for Vendetta
Velvet Goldmine
X-men

Television:

QUEER AS FOLK
The Daily Show
Colbert Report
Arrested Development
Nip/Tuck
Lost

Books:

Fight Club
Survivor
The Iliad
Hamlet
Twelfth Night
Brave New World
1984
Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass
The Awakening
Frankenstein
Huckleberry Finn
Harry Potters
Invisible Monsters
Wicked
Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister
Til We Have Faces
The Hobbit
The Lord of the Rings trilogy (I'm a total geek)
On the Road
Dharma Bums
Slaughterhouse Five
Prozac Nation
The Game:Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists
The God Delusion
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Heroes:

Amazing frontmen/women

Amelie

Amanda Palmer

The Lady Bunny

Also

AND, My Dad One of the most amazing humans ever.

My Blog

Sorry guys, but if I'm wrong, prove it and make me eat my words

I've been tossing this blog around in my head for quite some time... but I didn't want to come off as overly bitter or melodramatic. Bottom line is: the older I get, the less and less I trust an...
Posted by Cassidy Queerface on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 03:07:00 PST

The Continuation of the Vegetarian Experiment

I thought I'd post an update, since I'd want to read about how someone's vegetarian expedition was going. I think it's becoming less of an experiement and more of a possible permanent lifestyle chang...
Posted by Cassidy Queerface on Fri, 25 May 2007 01:00:00 PST

Let's start a dating revolution: aka, don't use hearts to get to genitalia

"Fuck, Cassidy is ranting about the horrible dating game again.""God, the worst part is she is usually RIGHT."It's not that I don't like games. I enjoy a rousing round of Trivial Pursuit, and some Scr...
Posted by Cassidy Queerface on Sun, 20 May 2007 04:00:00 PST

Cassidy's Nauseating Thoughts of the Day

1) Dating is a bunch of bullshit, not in and of itself, but because people in general are selfish and cannot fulfill you, yet we are constantly looking for that goddamn soulmate, someone to complete u...
Posted by Cassidy Queerface on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:42:00 PST

An Exposé on the Unsavory Music Taste of one Cassidy Queerface

I used to call myself a music elitist, but I've been converted. Turns out, I decided just to like what I like, and I refuse to dislike something cause it's "not cool" or like something because it get...
Posted by Cassidy Queerface on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 08:44:00 PST

Come Wednesday, I will be slaughtered academically

With gallons of snot (rough estimate) clogging my sinus cavities, and yea, even my brain, I am forced to stare down the barrell of a presentation of a 10 page paper that is soon to blow my head into k...
Posted by Cassidy Queerface on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:45:00 PST

Rant about Emotional Maturity

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one left on earth with emotional maturity and sensibility. I DESPISE when people choose emotion over logic and don't even THINK about the flaws in their action...
Posted by Cassidy Queerface on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:05:00 PST

Mom, There's a Monster in my Bible

Well, here it is... what I've been working on in my endeavor to write out my experiences with religion in my lifetime. Be gentle, but I hope you enjoy it. I want some constructive feedback :) It st...
Posted by Cassidy Queerface on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 03:04:00 PST

A Series of Uncomfortable Events

In my English class the other day I was made to listen to a presentation that made my skin crawl a little bit. There is this girl in the class that is rude, loud, and has a superiority complex. She'...
Posted by Cassidy Queerface on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 03:38:00 PST

Cassidy - The Extra Thin Version

I feel spread really thin lately. I enjoy having a variety of friends in different circles, but sometimes it takes its toll on me. I have a lot of people I really enjoy in my life, but I can't hang ...
Posted by Cassidy Queerface on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 03:13:00 PST