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Steffanie

WWJD...for a Klondike bar?

About Me


Is this where I'm supposed to tell you just how awesome and unique I am? Because, if you're looking at my profile, then you should already know. *shifty eyes* Really, I assure you I'm not that arrogant. I attribute it all to the fact that I'm 100% smartass. With a big ass--or so I've noticed. Oh for the love of God. I totally just thought of that moronic country song by Trace 'Where'd My Career Go' Adkins. "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk." Yeah, I totally looked up how to spell 'badonkadonk.'I do believe that in my quest to be a smartass, I've inadvertently revealed to you just how big of a dork I am. Oh well. $20 says you add me anyway, just for the hell of it. I mean, when the signs say "Don't feed the bears" it just makes ya want to feed them that much more, right? See a dork (read: me), observe and poke fun as often as possible. C'est la vie.
You Are A Fig Tree
You are very independent and strong minded.
A hard worker when you want to be, you play hard too.
You are honest and loyal. You hate contradiction or arguments.
You love life, and you live for your friends, children, and animals.
A great sense of humor, artistic talent, and intelligence are all gifts you possess. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

My Interests

Music, Singing, Cooking, Reading, Movies, Crafts, Photography, Sports, Talented Musicians, Sarcasm, Wit, Humor, Music Promotion, Radio, Road Trips, Being an Unwilling Professional Gimp, Tattoos, Concerts, Being with Friends, Kisses, Smiles, Hugs, Funky Lovin.. Haha.. Just kidding.. *shifty eyes*

I'd like to meet:

Maybe you. Let me consult my Magic 8 Ball: "All signs point to no." There you have it. I promise I'm not an elitist bastard. Wait, does it really matter? The lame bands/perverted creeps/porn star wannabes are still gonna try to add me regardless of whether or not I have a desire to know you. So what's the point?

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Music:

I'll give almost anything a listen!
30 seconds to mars, acceptance, aerosmith, alkaline trio, all american rejects, american tourist, anberlin, atomsplit, beatles, ben folds, ben harper, blindside, bluegrass, bowling for soup, boy sets fire, brandston, breaking benjamin, bright eyes, bright young hopefuls, bristol park, burden brothers, classic rock, codie , coheed and cambria, coldplay, copeland, count the stars, counterfit, counting crows, country (yah, I said it. BITE ME if you have a problem with that), cousin gabriel, cursive, dashboard confessional, david bowie, days away , death cab for cutie, depswa, double drive, dustin pittsley, electric six, elliott smith, eve 6, everclear, face to face, favorite atomic hero, feable weiner , finger eleven, foreigner, franz ferdinand, gavin degraw, goo goo dolls, gym class heroes , happy endings , head room, hey mercedes, hidden in plain view, jason mraz, jimmy eat world, johnny reliable , journey, kill hannah, letterday, lightweight holiday, limbeck, lit, lostprophets, mae , maroon five, matchbox twenty, midtown, maxeen , minutes too far , moments in grace , moneen, motion city soundtrack, murder by death, my chemical romance, my hotel year , off by one, ok go, one night stand, phantom planet, piebald, pilot radio , queen, reeve oliver, revis, river city high, rooney, saosin, saves the day, something corporate, spitalfield, story of the year, strata, straylight run, sugarcult, sunday driver , switchfoot, the academy is , the darkness, the flaming lips, the format, the get up kids, the killers, the paper chase, the postal service, the starting line, the weakerthans, the white stripes, the working title, taking back sunday, third eye blind, thornley, three days grace, tomorrows rescue, trail of dead, train, trapt, ultimate fakebook, underhero, unwritton law, vertical horizon, weezer, yellowcard, ziff.. I could go on for days..

Movies:

Comedies.. Thrillers.. Dramas.. You name it, I've probably seen it, own it, and/or starred in it.. Wait, no. I probably sent it home with you, though. I love movies.. Amongst my faves: Zoolander, Office Space, Rent, The Big Lebowski, Moulin Rouge, Hope Floats.. I love John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Will Ferrell, Disney movies, man.. Everything. The list gets even more eclectic from here!

Television:

What do I watch? The better question is.. What don't I watch? No, I really don't have much time for TV these days, but you can bet I MAKE time for.. Veronica Mars, Gilmore Girls, Supernatural, and a few more.. Thank God shows like Scrubs, Roseanne, Seinfeld, etc are syndicated. Favorite cartoons have to be Family Guy, Fairly Odd Parents, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, & Spongebob. Yeah, I said it. Oh, and let's not forget the INSANE amount of Food Network that I watch. Hey, I love to cook. So I take ideas from FN and turn them into my own personalized versions. I'm a badass in the kitchen. I cook, I bake, I sing, I sew, I adopt Kenyan orphans, I run a soup kitchen out of my '87 Datsun. Let's face it. Mother Theresa ain't got a damn thing on me.

Books:

The Left Behind series, Harry Potter series, James Patterson, Nicholas Sparks, John Grisham, Stephen King, David Pelzer.. Book worm? Back in the day, when I actually had the time I read constantly. Now, I'm more of a movie and music whore. Geez, I miss the days when I could just sit down and read 5 books in a day.

Heroes:

My Mom, for more reasons than I could ever possibly begin to define. If you know me at all, you know what kind of part this woman plays in my life every day. She's my best friend, my confidant, my partner in crime. Make no bones about it, though. She can still whip out that "I'm your mom and this is how it's gonna be" thing anytime she needs to. Is it terribly corny and cliche to list her as my hero? Definitely.. Do I care? Checking the Magic 8 Ball again: "Hell no!"

My Blog

Girls just wanna have fun..

Yeah, I know. How cliche. Get over it. I've had a shit-tastic couple of weeks. No, make that "couple of months." I'm allowed all the fun this ol' gimp heart can handle. First on the agenda, Thursday ...
Posted by Steffanie on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:42:00 PST

Unpredictability

Ah, life.. How things change so unexpectedly.. If you asked me 5 years ago where I thought I'd be today, trust me.. This is one of the LAST scenarios I'd have put myself in. But, c'est la vie. It's be...
Posted by Steffanie on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 06:05:00 PST