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About Me

I am great, brilliant, fantastic, bonzer, wizard and a bit rubbish. I am not humble. I never work to my full potential and have been known to do pesky things.

My Interests

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Add to My Profile | More VideosSpying, hearing myself think, tumbling, laughing at my own jokes, putting my change into size order in my palm, reading words, listening to sounds, general enquiries, tales of humiliation, pretending that I like Thundercats when I can't actually remember what happened in it, Thundercats, belittling my closest friends, raising one eyebrow at a time, off-the-cuff Latin, showing off, telling people that 'it's going to work out nicely', and horseplay - lots of horseplay.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet as many people as possible, as it gets extremely lonely in the castle. For starters I'd relish the company of someone who likes to talk about 'classic pasties' they'd tried in the past (I've certainly dabbled in the savoury arts). It would also please me if they had a sense of humour, because otherwise they'd be some kind of robot. That said, I wouldn't mind catching up with a few robots, as long as they had something interesting to say (and were sexbots). I would quite like to start a 'serious photo competition' as well. So anyone's welcome really.

Music:

Favourites: Violent Femmes, The Clash, Belle and Sebastian, LCD Soundsystem, Johnny Cash, Madness, Kid Carpet, Kid Koala, Ramones, Blondie, Radiohead, Blur, The Modern Lovers, Pulp, Velvet Underground, !!! (chkchkchk), Prodigy, The Dead 60s, Jefferson Airplane, Devo, Fugazi, Hot Chip, Mouldy Peaches, Sugarhill Gang, Black Sabbath, Venetian Snares, Beta Band, Adam Green, Kimya Dawson, ESG, Pixies, Stooges, Breeders, Nick Cave, The Jam, Lily Allen, Rage Against the Machine, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, PJ Harvey, Dead Kennedys, Ennio Morricone, The Beat, Bat For Lashes, Bush Tetras, Isobel Campbell (esp. with Mark Lanegan), The Specials, Beastie Boys, Toots and the Maytals, JJ Cale, Cream, Smiths, Dave Clarke, Amon Tobin, Rennie Pilgrem, Luke Vibert/Kerrier District, Kevin Saunderson, Squarepusher (live), Richie Hawtin, Pendulum, Optimo, Plaid......the possibilities are endful.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Brother, Battle Royal, Shawn of the Dead, Fargo, Goodfellas, Anchorman, Ghostbusters, Raising Arizona, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, High Fidelity, Downfall, City of God, Casino, Taxi Driver, Easy Rider, One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, Die Hard, Amelie, Jaws.....

Television:

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Add to My Profile | More VideosAlan Partridge, Arrested Development, Peep Show, Family Guy, American Dad, Simpsons, Office, Spaced, Never Mind the Buzzcocks.....nothing involving cooking, cleaning, holidays and marital preparations. Or Graham Norton.

Books:

Top five: 'Perfume' by Suskind (but not the film - it smelt of poo), 'The Picture of Dorian Gray' by Oscar Wilde, 'The Merchant of Venice' by Mr Shakespeare, 'Life After God' by Douglas Coupland, and 'Anthropology and a Hundred Other Stories' by Dan Rhodes (I am enjoying 'The Unbearable Lightness of Being' at the moment, but my conclusion is pending).

Heroes:

Leah Sumner. She introduced me to life as I know it. I will be very surprised (more than usual) if I will ever be the same again.

My Blog

Listen here lads.

Boasting makes experiences worth having, whether it's an unusual trophy shag, a blistering response to a derogatory remark or a fucker of a sandwich. I'm not sure what's best: being called a...
Posted by mark on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 03:55:00 PST

Pillow creases on face.

Just been to the yob centre with pillow marks on my forehead. When in Rome.
Posted by mark on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 07:20:00 PST

A sweetbitter dreamnightmare

Last night I had a dream. Yep. In my dream I rushed to a gig where none other than Amelie - of 'Amelie' fame - was singing. I saw up her skirt, and then I was chased down the road by a rathe...
Posted by mark on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 07:21:00 PST

Get rhythm when you get the blues...

...might be Johnny Cash's best slice of blueberry and advice pie. 
Posted by mark on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 07:32:00 PST

Dressing Gown

My dressing gown's navy blue.Where's yours?
Posted by mark on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 03:53:00 PST

Let the heel-clicking commence.

I'll tell you what: I'm actually in a bloody good mood. Maybe it's because I got a job interview; maybe it's because I tidied my surroundings; maybe it's because Delia Smith's 'Book of Cakes' is stari...
Posted by mark on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 07:08:00 PST

Food.

I speak to my food as i eat it. It must be quite traumatic otherwise.
Posted by mark on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 04:57:00 PST

My Dad makes owl noises.

Yes, that's right. When my Dad is happy, he'll happily stroll off into another room and make owl noises.Fair play.
Posted by mark on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:06:00 PST

The beginning of an unhealthy relationship.

Today I vulnerably floated into the Myspace Ocean. What will I find? I don't know. I am literally shaking with anticipation. I may need to go and sit on a comfortable seat for a while....
Posted by mark on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:26:00 PST