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King of the Swing

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About Me

Oi oi! I'm a 22 year old student and part-time bar-person and full-time fun addict. I live in Portsmouth (and proud to be from Pompey! Although our football team leaves much to be desired...) and study at the Southampton Solent University (formerly the Southampton Institute), although I AM moving to Southampton next year, no more long, boring train journeys and having to get up at 6.30am for me! :). I have a variety of friends from all walks of life (work friends, uni friends, internet friends, clubbing friends, gigging friends, drinking friends, stupid friends, annoying friends, funny friends, pretty friends, gay friends....and Dave). I love my mates, my gorgeous (now ex-)girlfriend, music and everything else everyone normally loves like the cinema and running around like little boys (unless you're a girl, in which case the running around like little boys thing probably doesn't appeal to you) etc etc, you get the idea. On Tuesdays we normally go to the Registry in Portsmouth or the Honest Politician in Elm Grove, Southsea, so if you ever see me there feel free to come and say hi (as long as you're not a mentalist, that is - if you were a mentalist, would you know you were a mentalist or not? hmm...). Look forwards to seein' y'all!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey..type='hidden' name='question1' value='TELL+ME+ABOUT+YOURSELF+-+The+Survey'..type='hidden' name='type1' value='2'
Name: James Hadley..type='hidden' name='question2' value='Name%3A'..type='hidden' name='type2' value='1'
Birthday: 01/08/83..type='hidden' name='question3' value='Birthday%3A'..type='hidden' name='type3' value='1'
Birthplace: Portsmouth, England..type='hidden' name='question4' value='Birthplace%3A'..type='hidden' name='type4' value='1'
Current Location: Computer room at Uni..type='hidden' name='question5' value='Current+Location%3A'..type='hidden' name='type5' value='1'
Eye Color: Pretty & Strange...somedays brown, somedays green..type='hidden' name='question6' value='Eye+Color%3A'..type='hidden' name='type6' value='1'
Hair Color: Brown..type='hidden' name='question7' value='Hair+Color%3A'..type='hidden' name='type7' value='1'
Height: um.....11'3"!!..type='hidden' name='question8' value='Height%3A'..type='hidden' name='type8' value='1'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed ("my squeezing arm! Why did they take my squeezing arm!?")..type='hidden' name='question9' value='Right+Handed+or+Left+Handed%3A'..type='hidden' name='type9' value='1'
Your Heritage: My Grandad was in the war. He's cool...type='hidden' name='question10' value='Your+Heritage%3A'..type='hidden' name='type10' value='1'
The Shoes You Wore Today: My awesome white Osiris D3's (they don't make 'em anymore - i paid £80 to get them shipped over from the states, and my (now ex-)girlfriend despises them!)..type='hidden' name='question11' value='The+Shoes+You+Wore+Today%3A'..type='hidden' name='type11' value='1'
Your Weakness: Alcohol..type='hidden' name='question12' value='Your+Weakness%3A'..type='hidden' name='type12' value='1'
Your Fears: Spiders, Being Buried Alive, Cheese..type='hidden' name='question13' value='Your+Fears%3A'..type='hidden' name='type13' value='1'
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, with loads and loads of meat!..type='hidden' name='question14' value='Your+Perfect+Pizza%3A'..type='hidden' name='type14' value='1'
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To survive it! ..type='hidden' name='question15' value='Goal+You+Would+Like+To+Achieve+This+Year%3A'..type='h idden' name='type15' value='1'
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol..type='hidden' name='question16' value='Your+Most+Overused+Phrase+On+an+instant+messenger%3A' ..type='hidden' name='type16' value='1'
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Shit, why aren't i still asleep?" or " How did I get here?"..type='hidden' name='question17' value='Thoughts+First+Waking+Up%3A'..type='hidden' name='type17' value='1'
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes, my beardish chin, or my massive...............chin...type='hidden' name='question18' value='Your+Best+Physical+Feature%3A'..type='hidden' name='type18' value='1'
Your Bedtime: Whenever i pass out....or at least the wee small hours..type='hidden' name='question19' value='Your+Bedtime%3A'..type='hidden' name='type19' value='1'
Your Most Missed Memory: If i could remember it it wouldn't be missing, would it?..type='hidden' name='question20' value='Your+Most+Missed+Memory%3A'..type='hidden' name='type20' value='1'
Pepsi or Coke: Coke....not necessarily Cola though..type='hidden' name='question21' value='Pepsi+or+Coke%3A'..type='hidden' name='type21' value='1'
MacDonalds or Burger King: Maccy D's, all the way..type='hidden' name='question22' value='MacDonalds+or+Burger+King%3A'..type='hidden' name='type22' value='1'
Single or Group Dates: Single. Group dates are shit, especially when the girls pretend to like each other even though they don't and bitch about each other to you on the way home. Fun!..type='hidden' name='question23' value='Single+or+Group+Dates%3A'..type='hidden' name='type23' value='1'
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Que?..type='hidden' name='question24' value='Lipton+Ice+Tea+or+Nestea%3A'..type='hidden' name='type24' value='1'
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate. Ooh, mint choc chip! Even better!..type='hidden' name='question25' value='Chocolate+or+Vanilla%3A'..type='hidden' name='type25' value='1'
Cappuccino or Coffee: uh, caffeine is for wimps. Tea, man, tea is where it's at!..type='hidden' name='question26' value='Cappuccino+or+Coffee%3A'..type='hidden' name='type26' value='1'
Do you Smoke: Yes..type='hidden' name='question27' value='Do+you+Smoke%3A'..type='hidden' name='type27' value='1'
Do you Swear: All the fucking time (hands up who saw that joke coming)..type='hidden' name='question28' value='Do+you+Swear%3A'..type='hidden' name='type28' value='1'
Do you Sing: Notoriously Badly. One girl even broke up with me because i attempted to sing romantic songs to her all the time...type='hidden' name='question29' value='Do+you+Sing%3A'..type='hidden' name='type29' value='1'
Do you Shower Daily: I bathe daily. I envy people with showers..type='hidden' name='question30' value='Do+you+Shower+Daily%3A'..type='hidden' name='type30' value='1'
Have you Been in Love: Yes..type='hidden' name='question31' value='Have+you+Been+in+Love%3A'..type='hidden' name='type31' value='1'
Do you want to go to College: Not again, but it was fun..type='hidden' name='question32' value='Do+you+want+to+go+to+College%3A'..type='hidden' name='type32' value='1'
Do you want to get Married: One day..type='hidden' name='question33' value='Do+you+want+to+get+Married%3A'..type='hidden' name='type33' value='1'
Do you belive in yourself: I'm here, aren't i? I'm pretty sure I'm not a ghost or monster..type='hidden' name='question34' value='Do+you+belive+in+yourself%3A'..type='hidden' name='type34' value='1'
Do you get Motion Sickness: I used to get car sick, but I got it out of my system (ba da boom) ..type='hidden' name='question35' value='Do+you+get+Motion+Sickness%3A'..type='hidden' name='type35' value='1'
Do you think you are Attractive: I think I am. Does that make me narcissistic?..type='hidden' name='question36' value='Do+you+think+you+are+Attractive%3A'..type='hidden' name='type36' value='1'
Are you a Health Freak: Not a chance. I survive on junk food..type='hidden' name='question37' value='Are+you+a+Health+Freak%3A'..type='hidden' name='type37' value='1'
Do you get along with your Parents: The one i still have i do..type='hidden' name='question38' value='Do+you+get+along+with+your+Parents%3A'..type='hidden' name='type38' value='1'
Do you like Thunderstorms: Great fun when inside, not as much fun when stuck in one..type=&..39;hidden' name='question39' value='Do+you+like+Thunderstorms%3A'..type='hidden' name='type39' value='1'
Do you play an Instrument: I mix. I'm not cool enough to play a real instrument..type='hidden' name='question40' value='Do+you+play+an+Instrument%3A'..type='hidden' name='type40' value='1'
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes I have. ..type='hidden' name='question41' value='In+the+past+month+have+you+Drank+Alcohol%3A'..type='h idden' name='type41' value='1'
In the past month have you Smoked: Cigarettes..type='hidden' name='question42' value='In+the+past+month+have+you+Smoked%3A'..type='hidden' name='type42' value='1'
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I tried a few legal highs the other day. I was sick..type='hidden' name='question43' value='In+the+past+month+have+you+been+on+Drugs%3A'..type='h idden' name='type43' value='1'
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Uh, with my (now ex-)girlfriend, which was nice..type='hidden' name='question44' value='In+the+past+month+have+you+gone+on+a+Date%3A'..type=' hidden' name='type44' value='1'
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: True..type='hidden' name='question45' value='In+the+past+month+have+you+gone+to+a+Mall%3A'..type=' hidden' name='type45' value='1'
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Do they still make those?..type='hidden' name='question46' value='In+the+past+month+have+you+eaten+a+box+of+Oreos%3A'.. type='hidden' name='type46' value='1'
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Not once..type='hidden' name='question47' value='In+the+past+month+have+you+eaten+Sushi%3A'..type='hid den' name='type47' value='1'
In the past month have you been on Stage: See above..type='hidden' name='question48' value='In+the+past+month+have+you+been+on+Stage%3A'..type='h idden' name='type48' value='1'
In the past month have you been Dumped: If anyone actually wrote more than once I'd feel sorry for them, getting dumped once a month should be enough, surely?..type='hidden' name='question49' value='In+the+past+month+have+you+been+Dumped%3A'..type='hid den' name='type49' value='1'
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not once..type='hidden' name='question50' value='In+the+past+month+have+you+gone+Skinny+Dipping%3A'..t ype='hidden' name='type50' value='1'
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I don't think so, although i did drink someone else's beer the other night (I thought it was mine!)..type='hidden' name='question51' value='In+the+past+month+have+you+Stolen+Anything%3A'..type= 'hidden' name='type51' value='1'
Ever been Drunk: let me count the times..type='hidden' name='question52' value='Ever+been+Drunk%3A'..type='hidden' name='type52' value='1'
Ever been called a Tease: I don't tease, I don't think guys do in general..type='hidden' name='question53' value='Ever+been+called+a+Tease%3A'..type='hidden' name='type53' value='1'
Ever been Beaten up: Not really, but I did get locked in a locker once at school. It was fun, actually..type='hidden' name='question54' value='Ever+been+Beaten+up%3A'..type='hidden' name='type54' value='1'
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, but only penny sweets. The newsagent sent a policeman round my house and it put me off stealing things for life, i never felt so bad..type='hidden' name='question55' value='Ever+Shoplifted%3A'..type='hidden' name='type55' value='1'
How do you want to Die: I would say during sex but imagine how that'd feel for the poor girl, dying on her, she'd be scarred for life....I'm gonna be pussy and just say in my sleep..type='hidden' name='question56' value='How+do+you+want+to+Die%3A'..type='hidden' name='type56' value='1'
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Grown up (it's not happening so far)..type='hidden' name='question57' value='What+do+you+want+to+be+when+you+Grow+Up%3A'..type='hi dden' name='type57' value='1'
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan! Or America! Thailand sounds nice! ..type='hidden' name='question58' value='What+country+would+you+most+like+to+Visit%3A'..type=' hidden' name='type58' value='1'
In a Boy/Girl....type='hidden' name='question59' value='In+a+Boy%2FGirl..'..type='hidden' name='type59' value='2'
Favourite Eye Color: Brown, really dark brown..type='hidden' name='question60' value='Favourite+Eye+Color%3A'..type='hidden' name='type60' value='1'
Favourite Hair Color: Not fussy, nice hair is nice hair..type='hidden' name='question61' value='Favourite+Hair+Color%3A'..type='hidden' name='type61' value='1'
Short or Long Hair: again, not bothered..type='hidden' name='question62' value='Short+or+Long+Hair%3A'..type='hidden' name='type62' value='1'
Height: I couldn't really go for a girl that's taller than me, so 11'2" or under..type='hidden' name='question63' value='Height%3A'..type='hidden' name='type63' value='1'
Weight: Not that bothered..type='hidden' name='question64' value='Weight%3A'..type='hidden' name='type64' value='1'
Best Clothing Style: I'm As long as a girl feels confident in what she's wearing, she could be a goth, a punk, a catwalk model, it doesn't matter at all, she'll still be beautiful. It's all in the confidence ladies!..type='hidden' name='question65' value='Best+Clothing+Style%3A'..type='hidden' name='type65' value='1'
Number of Drugs I have taken: yeah, because I count them..type='hidden' name='question66' value='Number+of+Drugs+I+have+taken%3A'..type='hidden' name='type66' value='1'
Number of CDs I own: I don;t know how many, but last time i counted i worked out i had spent over £3000 on my music collection. I'm seriously trying to insure it..type='hidden' name='question68' value='Number+of+CDs+I+own%3A'..type='hidden' name='type68' value='1'
Number of Piercings: 2 (eyebrow and ear)..type='hidden' name='question69' value='Number+of+Piercings%3A'..type='hidden' name='type69' value='1'
Number of Tattoos: None, yet..type='hidden' name='question70' value='Number+of+Tattoos%3A'..type='hidden' name='type70' value='1'
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None, they all made me who i am today..type='hidden' name='question71' value='Number+of+things+in+my+Past+I+Regret%3A'..type='hidde n' name='type71' value='1'
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Your Birthdate: August 1
You are a natural born leader, even if those leadership talents haven't been developed yet.
You have the power and self confidence to succeed in life, and your power grows daily.
Besides power, you also have a great deal of creativity that enables you to innovate instead of fail.
You are a visionary, seeing the big picture instead of all of the trivial little details.
Your strength: Your supreme genius
Your weakness: Your inappropriate sensitivity
Your power color: Gold
Your power symbol: Star
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You Are 60% Boyish and 40% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
You Are 80% Weird
You're more than quirky, you're downright strange.
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.. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for No.1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow


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Lara Croft


67%

Batman, the Dark Knight


50%

James Bond, Agent 007


46%

Maximus


42%

The Terminator


38%

Indiana Jones


33%

William Wallace


29%

El Zorro


25%

Neo, the "One"


17%

The Amazing Spider-Man


17%
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Officially no longer a student!

I handed in my dissertation yesterday! the real world beckons....
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 05:38:00 GMT

Not doing work

It's late, and  should be doing work but the internet is so much more fun!! Oh, why did i have to choose an academic dissertation!? I could have chosen to write a story and be done with it by now...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 20:17:00 GMT

hangovers

I was spiderman last night at Jaks! I'm hungover now! So is my housemate Kat. My eyes feel like they're going to bleed! How good is orange juice!?!?   ps 300 comes out thursday! go see it!
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 05:32:00 GMT

This... is... SPARTA!!!

Hey everyone! I know I haven't posted anything new or updated my profile for, like, a zillion years, but I'm gona try and keep things up to date for y'all, or at least y'all who care lol! Well, not mu...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 15:56:00 GMT

"sneaky sneaky, sir!"

okay, the subject isn't really relevant to this update, it's just a funny line from Mr Deeds and was the only thing i could think of to stick up there. So, to all the hardcore faithfull who have at le...
Posted by on Tue, 23 May 2006 16:56:00 GMT

Yay! It's Wednesday!

Well, if you're gonna get excited about anything it might as well be Wednesdays. A much under-rated day of the week, i feel. So yeah, anyway, news news news. I'm single again, so any foxy ladies out t...
Posted by on Wed, 03 May 2006 04:25:00 GMT

Another pointless update

Well, in the library back after easter, doing some research, which, lets face it is just wikipedia search & print, except the printer keeps on screwing up. And I was sat opposite the MOST BEAUTIFU...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 08:30:00 GMT

my first one, don't get used to it

I've not done one of these blog things before, so I don;t know really what I'm supposed to say, except that it's easter now! Yippee! But there's still lots of work to be done. And i can't go to the pu...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 04:52:00 GMT