Spending too much time procrastinating (i.e. writing crap on this nonsense). I also enjoy spinning plates and jumping on ferrets. Nothing sexual, mind. Lies may have been spun in this section, but you can play around with which are frabrications yourself.
That which created the blueprint and so on. I'd also like to meet David Lynch. Suffice to say I'd be humbled by both in various ways. Oh, probably some others while I'm (not) thinking about it. Not much to ask eh?
The Coachwhips, Black Lips, Boards of Canada, Shocking Blue, Shiftgoblin/DJ NCP (fosho Theadore!), You're Smiling Now But We'll All Turn Into Demons (*woah*!), Rusty Sheriff (Pwincess!!), The Nature Reserve, SanguineBoppers, Joe Dangerous, Joe Meek, Aphex Twin, bis, John Spencer Blues Explosion, Edan, Public Enemy, MF Doom, Cornelius, Dead Kennedys, Killing Joke, The Gun Club, Lapsus Linguae, Good Riddance, Pelican, Pink and Brown, The Hunches, Thee Michelle Gun Elephant, The Strange Death of Liberal England, The Fall, Dresden Dolls, Kid 606, Bombardier, DJ/Rupture, Bobby Conn, Mogwai, The Hells, The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster, why?, The Real Losers, Royal Trux, Sonic Youth, Pavement, Tom Waits, Serge Gainsbourg, The Postal Service, Velvet Underground, The Underground Velvets (OK, haven't seen you yet Chal et Sam, but I know I'll enjoy), Wu-Tang Clan, Wolves! (Of Greece), Billie Holiday, Shorty Rogers & His Giants, Jefferson Airplane, Talking Heads, Shesus, Soledad Brothers, DJ Shadow, David Bowie, The Pixies, Odd Nosdam, Blue Oyster Cult, Fu Manchu, The Melvins, The Sea and Cake, DJ Food, The Cure, Cassetteboy, The Hospitals, Odd Nosdam, Venetian Snares, Mercury Rev, Eels, The O'Jays, De La Soul, Guitar Wolf, Radiohead, Air, Beastie Boys, The Wrens, Super Furry Animals, Hot Snakes, Buck 65, !!!, The Beatles, Camille Saint-Saëns, Cheap Trick, Cobra Killer, Devo, Iggy & The Stooges, cLOUDDEAD, Danger Mouse, Fleapit, Fog, Kool Keith, Q-Bert, Mix Master Mike, The Pharcyde, Mighty Souls of Mischief, Charlie Parker, Dizzy Gillespie, Miles Davis, Ikara Colt, Jeffrey Lewis, Elliott Smith, Yo La Tengo, Afrirampo, Electric Eel Shock, The Mad Capsule Markets, Teengenerate, The Oblivians, Part Chimp, The Locust, Sun O))), Oneida, Peaches, The Hives, Joy Division, Stiff Little Fingers, The Misfits, Screaming Lord Sutch, Ryuichi Sakamoto, Thee Silver Mount Zion, Billy Childish (and the Buff Medways/Thee Headcoats/Mighty Caesars), British Sea Power, dEUS, Q and not U, DJ Scotch Egg, Socialistisches Patienten Kollektiv, The Mummies, B52s, Fantomas, Peeping Tom, The Fucking Champs, Gnarkill, Spacehog, The Ponys, Shepherds Heard, The Royal Flairs, Smashing Pumpkins, Youth Movie Soundtrack Strategies, The Hospitals, Earth, My Bloody Valentine, Howard Shore, John Williams, Yann Tiersen, Angelo Badalamenti, Swell Maps, William Shatner, (the mighty) Mother Trucker, Link Wray, The Little Killers, The Magnetix, The Fatals, The Warlocks, The Husbands, Sonic Chicken 4, LIMES, Spider, The Monks, Gallon Drunk, The Cramps, Ver Lies ("SAFEWAYS EXPLOSION!"), The Horrors (US on In The Red), The Horrors (UK). And that will do for now, though there are many, many (Cmndt. Eric Lassard stylee) others. I've no doubt repeated some already, but I don't give a shit and neither should you.
Akahige (aka Red Beard), Yojimbo, Stray Dog, Akira, Igby Goes Down, Ghost in the Shell, Tetsuo: The Iron Man, My Neighbour Totoro, Kiki's Delivery Service, Porco Rosso, Princess Mononoke (all Miyazaki/Ghibli for that matter), Onibaba, A Snake of June, Gemini, Kagemusha (hell, all Kurosawa), Star Wars films (first three esp. of course), Kevin Smith films, all David Lynch, all David Cronenberg, La Classe De Neige, Doberman, Amelie, 3 Iron, Tears of the Black Tiger, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Dead Or Alive, Dead Or Alive II, Ichi The Killer, Happiness of the Katakuris, all Miike even, all Tsukamoto (despite already mentioning some of his and Miike's films), all Wes Anderson, The Godfather, Versus, all Kitano, The Neverending Story, The Indian in the Cupboard, A Matter of Life and Death, Looking for Langston, Shogun Assassin/all Lone Wolf & Cub movies, Delicatessen, Battle Royale, Babe, Babe II, The Wizard of Oz, Return to Oz, Kinji Fukasaku gangster shit yeah!, Heavy Metal, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Flash Gordon, Barfly, Angel Heart, Donnie Darko, Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai, LA Story, Back to the Future trilogy, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Police Academy films, Apocalypse Now, Full Metal Jacket, A Clockwork Orange, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Young Frankenstein, Don't Look Now, Get Carter, Strangers on a Train, Psycho, Rear Window, Harry Potter flicks, The Shawshank Redemption, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Indiana Jones trilogy, The Goonies, Citizen Kane, Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, M, Rashomon, The Shining, Alien(s) films, Jaws, Fargo, Memento, O Brother Where Art Thou, Blade Runner, (good) Batman films, Terminator, Wing Chun, Spartacus, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, The Evil Dead films, George Romero's 'of the Dead' films, Trainspotting, Twelve Monkeys, Lost in La Mancha, The Big Lebowski, Monty Python films, Ed Wood, Edward Scissorhands, The Nightmare Before Christmas (and more Tim Burton films...), The Jerk, The Man With Two Brains, Groundhog Day, Ghostbusters I & II, Bonnie & Clyde, Being John Malkovich, Glengarry Glenn Ross, Happiness, Welcome To The Dollhouse, Predator I & II, Bloodsport, The Hustler, Zero Effect, Mean Streets, Transformers: The Movie, Scrooged, The Mothman Prophecies, Ringu, Ringu II, Planes Trains & Automobiles, The Thing, Stand By Me, Dr. Strangelove, The Prodigal Son, Police Story I & II, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Wicker Man, Chinatown, Scarface, Once Were Warriors, Pee Wee's Big Adventure (Big Top Pee Wee - honourable mention), The Talented Mr. Ripley, The Ice Storm, Weird Science, The Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, Cemetary Man (aka Dellamorte Dellamore), Le Bossu, The Red Squirrel, Sex and Lucia, Intacto, Golden Balls, China Moon, James Bond crap, Dog Day Afternoon, Robocop, Chopper, Withnail & I, M, and a fuckload more.
Twin Peaks, The Simpsons, The Sopranos, Quantum Leap, Red Dwarf, Teachers (when it was good, mofo), The Mighty Boosh, Garth Merenghi's Dark Place, Family Guy, Happy Days, Dream On, The Larry Sanders Show, Seinfeld, Kids in the Hall, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Porridge, Open All Hours, The Two Ronnies, Nathan Barley, Ren & Stimpy, Harvey Birdman, The Maxx, Aeon Flux, Duckman, The Natural World, Blue Planet (nature, not porn, fucker.), South Park, The Day Today, Brass Eye, Phoenix Nights, Father Ted, Invader Zim, Spongebob Squarepants, Dexter's Lab, I.M. Weasel, The Powerpuff Girls, Dragonball, Dragonball Z, Batman: The Animated Series, old Marvel & DC comics cartoons, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Serial Experiment Lain, Cowboy Bebop, Bluepeter, Neighbours, Button Moon, Bertha, Henry's Cat, The Muppet Show, Fraggle Rock, Monkey (Magic), The Littlest Hobo (for the theme at least!), Quincy, Buffy, Star Trek crap up 'til that Enterprise wankery, The Tick, Uylesses 31, and more!!!!1111111 etc.
'My Incredible Shit Face' and 'How You Can Be An Utterly Shit Bastard' by R. Murdoch. I also like Orwell, Burroughs, William Goldwin, Anthony Burgess, Hunter S. Thompson, Kenneth Grahame, Joseph Heller and others I can't remember.
Whatever happened to 'em eh?