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elemedi

landlords of the pub, they need beer, kidney failures all about beer, sprawled out on the pavement,

About Me

i am currently trying to break open a coconut on my roof, bloody thing wont break. think im gonna have to chuck it off the roof and hope it breaks on the pavement, i think it could be indestructible!! when im not trying to smash coconuts open like an angry monkey i usually am watching bad tv or listening to bad 80s rock. as its summer i may have to throw drinking beer into the equation.

My Interests

i like painting crappy pictures that no one likes!! playing pool badly, scrabble, poker, i love betting on the horses, shouting at nasty pompey kids, writing little diarys of my day (lots of fun for people to read), riding the gosport ferry (its cheap fun, but not as much fun as the hovercraft), modern dance, going to gigs, watching football, making prank phone calls to my parents, mooching around charity shops.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:



it would be easier to say what i dont like but i have lots of time at the moment so here i go, sonic youth, pavement, broken social scene, faith no more, bright eyes, elliot smith, nine inch nails, silver mount zion, black heart procession, why?, sigur ros, herb alpert, lemon heads, sebadoh, dinosaur jnr, pixies, belly, kate bush, nick cave, demis roussos (listen to action lady and falling and you will know why i love him!), postal service, talking heads, four tet, frank and walters, carter usm, afghan whigs, henry rollins, L7, beck (even though he is a crazy scientologist, if anyone is bored then go do the scientologist free quiz,its lots of fun, see if you can find lyrics to faith no mores land of sunshine in it, by the way i use the term quiz very loosely!!), mudhoney, hall and oates, adam ant, ween, hole (old stuff before courtney went really nuts and bought a new face!), fugazi, prince, teenage fanclub, sole, new bad things, neds atomic dustbin, madder rose, throwing muses, elo (who doesnt love them??), trail of the dead, buck 65, cop shoot cop, supergrass, pop will eat itself,mercury rev, rocket from the crypt, the breeders, clinic, beastie boys, the auteurs, pearl jam, soundgarden, paw, weezer,grandaddy, screeming trees, helmet, the cure, tindersticks, jon spencer, ministry, preston school of industry, iron and wine, buffalo tom, the wonderstuff, revolting cocks, the wedding present, bal-sagoth, dead kennedys. i basically love anything from around 1994 and the rock side of the 80's, im listening to reo speedwagon as i type this!

Movies:

i love true romance, betty blue, fargo, heathers, blue velvet, donnie darko, gone with the wind, planes trains and automobiles, ghostbusters, beyond the mat, big fish, les visiteurs, clerks, ferris buellers day off, 13 going on 30 (only for the cool kid at the start who loves talking heads), one flew over the cuokoos nest, wisconsin death trip, spinal tap, stand by me, les bossu, big lebowski, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, fight club, edward scissor hands, dog day afternoon, goodfellas, city of god, monsters inc, groundhog day, elephant man, kalifornia, seven, la reine margot, cruising, barton fink, any 1940s films that promote smoking like Now,Voyager its a must see movie. i will have to keep coming back to this as there are too many to think of.

Television:

ah television, love air crash investigates, seconds from disaster, deadliest catch, autopsy basically anything that is on the discovery channel, mighty boosh, smell of reeves and mortimer, bang bang, catterick basically anything with vic and bob in, twin peaks, dont know how but i appear to be addicted to footballers wives, ren and stimpy, family guy, south park, simpsons, programs with fat people on get shamed then forced to diet and excercise (like watching the pain in there faces!), used to love alternative nation and 120 mins on mtv years ago and raw power on itv ( i now have to watch my old videos and remember the days when music was great and you had to go to record shops to buy music, god bless those days!!).

Books:

dont really read loads as i have a short attention span. love reading crap news papers, comics, stories in porn mags and biographies.

Heroes:

as i said before demis roussos, martin o'neill (everyone in leicester loves him, i suggest we build a statue of him by the clock tower),domo-kun,nick cave (i would simply die if i met him), mick foley, faarooq, chris jerrico and terry funk ( wrestlers are gods to me)...