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leon

About Me

Im me, i work in a pub cooking, its both the best job and the worst job in the world. I both love and hate

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everything in the world, if that is possible, depending on what day it is.
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Name: Leon
Birthday: 30 july 1975
Birthplace: leicester
Current Location: leicester
Eye Color: greenish
Hair Color: brownish
Height: nearly six footish (im liking using the word ish)
Right Handed or Left Handed: mainly right
Your Heritage: LE2/3 $ life
The Shoes You Wore Today: Knackered
Your Weakness: booze, birds, comics
Your Fears: crabs
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a glastonbury ticket, pay rise or new job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: dont really use it
Thoughts First Waking Up: HATE! CUNT! FUCK! LATE!
Your Best Physical Feature: It was my eyes when they both worked, but now i would say left ear
Your Bedtime: when i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: too many to mention
Pepsi or Coke: coke (of the cherry type)
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger king
Single or Group Dates: perfer being in a group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Your taking the piss, ice tea. Gay!
Chocolate or Vanilla: choc
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea if i had too
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: not really. you fucking cunt!
Do you Sing: badly
Do you Shower Daily: nope
Have you Been in Love: too much
Do you want to go to College: been ther, dropped out
Do you want to get Married: I used to think marrige was an outdated concept in the 21st centry, but now im warming to the idea (good timimg dinguss, now you are single
Do you belive in yourself: not really
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: nope
Are you a Health Freak: good god no
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah, most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: yup
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: just a tiny tiny bit.
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: chance would be a fine thing
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: a little bit
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yup
How do you want to Die: dont really care. have no fear of death at all.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an adult
What country would you most like to Visit: america properly
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: as long as she has eyes
Short or Long Hair: again either really
Height: midgit or giant, dont really matter.
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75 Random Questions
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Do you have any pets? the best cat in the world
What color shirt are you wearing? gray super furry animals t shirt
Name three things that are physically close to you: phone, drink, dog.
What is the last book you read? a big boy did it and ran away.
Are you or were you a good student? nope
What's your favorite sport? wrestling
Do you enjoy sleeping late? yup
What's the weather like right now? quite nice
Who tells the best jokes? bill hicks
What was the last thing you dreamed about? it was bizarre, but i best not go into it!
Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? nope
Do you believe in karma? oh yeah, probs a bit to much.
Do you believe in luck? ish
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up? scrambled
Do you collect anything? If so, what? comics, regrets.
Are you proud of yourself? nope
Are you reliable? nope
Have you ever given money to a bum? yup
What's your favorite food? chicken donner kababs
Have you ever had a secret admirer? if i have they have remained secret
Do you like the smell of gasoline? nope
Do like to draw? i wish i could, i really do
What's your favorite invention? the remote control
Is your room messy? not now my ex doesnt share it with me (thats not ment to sound as bitchy as it comes across!)
What do you like better: oranges or apples? citrus all the way
Do you give in easily? yup
Are you a good guesser? not really
Can you read other people's expressions? yeah
Are you a bully? can be
Do you have a job? yup
What time did you wake up this morning? 8.43
What did you eat for breakfast this morning? me and breakfast dont get on too well
When was the last time you showered? had a bath yesterday
What do you plan on doing tomorrow? hospital, then sleep, then going to see an ex girlfrinds baby.
What's your favorite day of the week and why? Friday cuz its payday or any day im not at work
Do you have any nicknames? roy
Have you ever been scuba diving? nope
What's your least favorite color? yellow
Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who? i wish thre wasnt but somone is on my mind most ot the time. i wish she wasnt
Would you ever go skydiving? love too
What toothpaste do you use? colgate
Do you enjoy challenges? not really, but i like succending when i am presented with one
What's the worst injury you have had? i am typing this with one arm. DAMN you SOUP!!!!
What's the last movie you saw? see no evil
What do you want to know about the future? when im gonna die. will i be happy agin (christ, sorry, went i bit emo there!)
What does your last text message say? "we shall let you know when we get ther"
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to? my dad
What's your favorite school subject? hated it all. would have liked maths if my teacher wasnt the biggest cunt in the world. I hold no grudges. mr. golding. you are a cunt!
What's your least favorite school subject? see above
Would you rather have money or love? love
What is your dream vacation? a lovely sunny festival with all my fave bands plying
What is your favorite animal? polar bears
Do you miss anyone right now? yeah, wish i didnt.
What's the last sporting event you watched? wrestlemania, then leicester v derby
Do you need to do laundry? its in trhe machine as i type
Do you listen to the radio? all the time
Where were you when 9/11 happened? at my house
What do you do when vending machines steal your money? swear. a lot
Have you ever caught a butterfly? yup
What color are your bed sheets? blue
What's your ringtone? the same as the ring tone at CTU on 24
Who was the last person to make you laugh? dan
Do you have any obsessions right now? same as always, music, wrestling, comics, festivals, comics
Do you like things that glow in the dark? oh yeah
What's your favorite fruity scent? oranges
Do you watch cartoons? of course
Have you ever sat on a roof? again, of course
Have you ever been to a different country? yup
Name three things in the world you dislike: both beddingfields, religion.
Name three people in the world you dislike: ian, dave, steve. im a lover not a hater!
Has a rumor even been spread about you? i would imagine so
Do you like sushi? nope
Do you believe in magic? yup. i pretty sure it works
Do you hold grudges? oh yes

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I dont really like meeting new people. and everytime i meet a famous person i turn in to a twelve year old girl and get all embarressed. would like to have a beer with optimus prime and mick foley and jim bob tho'

My Blog

so excited, im scaring myself!

Right its only six days till i go see Justin Timberlake. Im scaring my self how excited i am. Im not gay or female. Im a 31 year old hetrosexual male, hay, ive touched boobies furry front bottoms and ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 12:12:00 GMT

COOL!

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Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:19:00 GMT

only a little later, happier!

Yay! Neds atomic dustbin and Jim bob from Carter U.S.M.are both playing the leftfield stage at glastonbury! Wiierd how these things happen cuz the last time i saw them both at a feswtival was Glatonbu...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 07:21:00 GMT

Cunts!

there once wa s a time when i didnt think 99% of people were cunts. I wish I could feel like that agin. Just 2 things in a row that disproved it to me would be good but no, everyone, mostly is a cunt....
Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 05:56:00 GMT