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Michael Graupmann

Stop acting like you're goddamn Christie Turlington!

About Me

Hi, I'm Mike. I used to be fat and had an eye patch once. I truly believe there's hope for us all.

My Interests

Teaching, Coaching, Administering, Mentoring, Lapdancing.

I'd like to meet:

People who need people: the luckiest people.

Music:

More cowbell.

Movies:

Mostly ones with girls punching and kicking awesomely. Or artsy smartsy ones about gay people crying a lot.

Television:

Suddenly, it's Lost. Before it was Six Feet Under. Before that it was the Muppets.

Books:

Plays, poetry, and nonfiction essays.

Heroes:

Jim Henson. Magnum, P.I. Douglas Carter Beane. Your mom.