About Me
I like good people. I don't like bad people. I like humor. I like firm handshakes, funny laughs, speed
skaters, corn on the cob, white t-shirts, strong cheeses,
ears, clean
nails, biting into an apple, 5 o'clock shadows, soft lips. My favorite time of day is dusk. My favorite color is green.
Words I like: Glide, nudge, push, squeeze, pour, punch, cellar, pass, camp.
I don't like bad breath, too-soft hands, people who laugh
at their own jokes, unnaturally white teeth, back hair,
whiney voices, American cheese,
obnoxious children, and the words
carnal, crack, retch, mesh, and penis.