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AJ

About Me

"I don't make singles, I make albums. I don't shoot just one crotch shot -- that's not what I do. I'll give you the crotch shot -- but at least put me in a pair of Louboutin high heels." -- Tori Amos


AJ --
[adjective]:
Fetish oriented
'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
You are The Fool

The Fool is the card of infinite possibilities. The bag on the staff indicates that he has all he needs to do or be anything he wants, he has only to stop and unpack. He is on his way to a brand new beginning. But the card carries a little bark of warning as well: stop daydreaming and fantasising and watch your step, lest you fall and end up looking the fool.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.



You're Love in the Time of Cholera!
by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Like Odysseus in a work of Homer, you demonstrate undying loyalty by sleeping with as many people as you possibly can. But in your heart you never give consent! This creates a strange quandary of what love really means to you. On the one hand, you've loved the same person your whole life, but on the other, your actions barely speak to this fact. Whatever you do, stick to bottled water. The other stuff could get you killed.
Take the Book Quiz at the Blue Pyramid .


In a Past Life...
You Were: A Brave Poet.
Where You Lived: Tibet.
How You Died: In Childbirth. Who Were You In a Past Life?
I am Spider-Man
Spider-Man 90%
Superman 80%
The Flash 70%
Erik Dominguez 60%
Joe Guffey 52%
Robin 52%
Scott Pyle 50%
Hulk 50%
Green Lantern 50%
Andrew Chamberlain 50%
Michelle Hill 42% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland "You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.


The West
The South
Philadelphia
Boston
The Inland North
North Central
The Northeast
What American accent do you have?
Take More Quizzes



You're Spain!
You like rain on the plain, as well as interesting architecture and a diverse number of races and religions.  You like to explore a lot, but sailing, especially in large groups, never really seems to work out for you.  Beware of pirates and dictators bearing bombs.  And for heavens' sake, stop running around bulls!  It's just not safe!
Take the Country Quiz at the Blue Pyramid

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

This guy:"5. To those of you who have made phone calls, and written me letters, Emails, and text messages threatening me and my family, know that I am not leading any attack against your coach, friend, or relative. You have no reason to threaten me, and legally, you should stop. However, also know that if you choose to follow through with your threats, at all times, I am ready for you. And I mean that."

My Blog

Fuckheads who run HBO's True Blood

It's abundantly obvious that you don't trailer or interview the black cast members.  Your ignorance of Nel'san Ellis, even though he is as good or better than your token Oscar winner, is embarrassing....
Posted by on Sun, 24 May 2009 03:12:00 GMT

Lebron on D

The following thread got started/ended recenty on a site I frequent.  ISO means "in search of."  FT means "for trade".Entry 1:"ISO: Someone whos not on Lebrons DickI get it. He hit an amazing shot. ...
Posted by on Sat, 23 May 2009 11:39:00 GMT

My Next Car!

Solar panels, hybrid engine, has pedals inside - yes, PEDALS - so you can charge the battery as well.Weighs 600 lbs., gets 150 mi/gallon.2012 release.  $18,000The Antro SoloOh, and, they also make a 6...
Posted by on Fri, 22 May 2009 08:58:00 GMT

Got it!!!

So I solved the housing crisis.The cost of housing outstripped wages about twenty years ago.  Since then, we've made due by sending both partners to work.Global competition is what depressed wages.  I...
Posted by on Fri, 15 May 2009 13:11:00 GMT

The Three Most Creative People in Film, Ever

1. Charlie Chaplin2.  Jim Henson 3. Stanley KubrickFixed.
Posted by on Fri, 01 May 2009 19:35:00 GMT

Best Character Names in Film?

Honorable Mention - Larry HudsuckerGrima WormtongueNorma DesmondJacob McCandlesThe ChiefCharles Foster Kane5th - Sam Sharp NoseJames BondCharles XavierDarth Vader1st - Oren IshiiAnd yours?
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 22:20:00 GMT

Sports = Art

Either you're great or you're not.http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?id=3965213
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 11:53:00 GMT

Thanks AFA

You've not always done us right, but this goes a long way to making it fine.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foX2a0ktX44
Posted by on Wed, 08 Apr 2009 20:13:00 GMT

This made me reconsider being anti-piracy

http://www.straight.com/article-206521/remixing-revolution
Posted by on Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:26:00 GMT

Television

"The average teenage kid has a pretty muchinfinite capacity for talking to their friends. But they can'tphysically be with them all the time. When I was in high schoolthe solution was the telephone....
Posted by on Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:08:00 GMT