I was a great big crybaby |
I don't know what it is about a bunch of crusty crab fisherman that makes me cry more than I ever did at 'China Beach'.
I don't even really like so-called reality shows that much. I watch 'Ame... Posted by Leigh Ann on Tue, 22 May 2007 10:16:00 PST |
I was a celebrity-spotting retard |
It was cold in LA and I wanted some coffee. Venti non-fat 2-sweet-n-low latte. My sister came to the Starbucks as I was leaving. She opened the door as I was about to leave, so he heald the ... Posted by Leigh Ann on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 11:37:00 PST |
I was disturbed |
Just in time for Halloween, right?
I think that's the way that I have to look at this. Because, Honestly, I hate things that scare me ... especially things that pop out at me and scare me... like that... Posted by Leigh Ann on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 04:40:00 PST |
I was uncool. |
Well, actually, I should say I am uncool.
And I have been uncool all my life.
The weird thing about it is that I am always on the uncool side of the fence. I can see the coolness. I know a lot of the... Posted by Leigh Ann on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 09:47:00 PST |
I was a whore. |
No. It's not as interesting as it sounds. Wait. Working as a prostitute doesn't sound very interesting either. (unless you're one of those interesting prostitutes with a pimp who is funny in that gang... Posted by Leigh Ann on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 11:47:00 PST |
I was molested by an Academy Award Nominee |
"Nah, man, he totally molested her". I had passed my cell phone to one of my coworkers so he could co-oborate the story. Needless to say, I have a flair for the dramatic so an outside and impartial so... Posted by Leigh Ann on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 05:56:00 PST |
I was on a wild moose chase |
I joked to Bob's Canadian relatives that when we had crossed the border into Canada, I had expected all the moose to be lined up waiting for me waving and welcoming me in to the country.
But it wasn'... Posted by Leigh Ann on Wed, 31 May 2006 11:04:00 PST |
I was a country music DJ |
No Shit.
This is the response I get most often after I make a statement to one of my male country music listeners.
LA: Well, I just played Kenny Chesney like 15 minutes ago...
Male Country Music ... Posted by Leigh Ann on Sun, 07 May 2006 04:27:00 PST |
I was just trying to help you |
Leigh Ann: Hi. Can you tell me if you are on the east or west side of the 101.
Girl on the Phone at Rockfish: Um, well where are you coming from?
LA: I 'm not quite sure yet, so that's why I would lik... Posted by Leigh Ann on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 06:59:00 PST |
I was a beer-league softball player on Oscar Night. |
Blah Blah Blah Crash whatever.
It's not like I didn't know she was going.
She went to the thousand-billion dollar free day of papering at the Beverly Wilshire spa given as a gift to Academy Award no... Posted by Leigh Ann on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 10:15:00 PST |