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My friends and family are very important to me. Im blessed to have so many solid relationships in my life. Im a good friend. I tell the truth. I wear my heart on my sleeve. I practice good oral hygiene; Im passionate, smart, clever (there is a difference you know). I call my mother twice a week my grandmother every Sunday. I like puppies, kittens, and fuzzy chicks, I tweeze, Football is going to suck ass for me this year, I'm a huge Chiefs and Notre Dame fan...don't be a wise ass...they suck: leave me alone, gang bangs make me sleepy, actually I have never been in a gang bang because I wouldnt know who to cuddle afterwards and I do love to cuddle, Please Britney stop breeding you are polluting our gene pool, Im funny well at least to me and thats all that matters so screw you if you dont laugh, gas prices suck, I will only go to a chick flick if I'm promised that there will be a "happy ending." Rocky didn't die in Rocky six but he will in Rocky seven and his ghost will return in the Christmas version with the ghost of Apollo Creed for a Purgatory fight to see who goes to heaven. Title: Rocky seven going to heaven. Carl Weathers needs work. Somebody should to beat T.O. with a flaccid penis. I need more cow bell. Prince makes excellent pancakes. Im faithful, loving, affectionate, honest and I'm still looking for that special someone. Im competitive, active and very good at sports. I gotz more game than Parker Brothers. Cheese. I like shinny objects, can only focus on one thing at a time, and like casual sex best because you dont have to wear a tie. I do have caller I.D. but Im still waiting for caller I.Q. I think Barry Bonds did it in the ballroom with the pipe, no wait, I think it was more like Barry Bonds injected the pipe and now has no ballroom...that was an obscure clue & steriod joke you meatheads! Im wise, okay not really, more like wise ass, I have a lot to learn, however, I did find Waldo and that counts for something. I enjoy life and try to brighten everyones day. With that said, smile more, laugh with frequency (except for when an old person falls. Its hard I know but try to resist), and be forgiving..................