let's drink a pint or better a quart. The word “retired†is not part of my dictionary. I may have gray hair that is turning white and an extra set of crow’s feet but I refuse to grow up. I may have 51 years and a million plus air miles on this body but that doesn’t slow me down! I’ll out drink, out fight, and out (f**k) love everyone under the table. I wear a kilt everyday. I am a naturalist and wear nothing everyday. I have friends that don’t kiss and tell. I have collogues that I wished I could have saved. I still hold open the door for everyone. I slide the chair in and out when I’m on a date. I always love the one I’m with. I am blessed with a wonderful family and America has provided a great opportunity for me and my family to succeed. And if you every get a chance to meet me in person you too will fall in love with me.
At least I’ll make you laugh.
Edinburgh
Jerusalem
When a warrior fights not for himself but for his brothers, when his most passionately sought goal is neither glory nor his own life’s preservation, but to spend his substance for them, his comrades, not to abandon them not to prove unworthy of them then his heart truly has achieved contempt for death, and with that he transcends himself and his actions touch the sublime. This is why the true warrior cannot speak of battle save to his brothers who have been there with him, this truly is too holy, too sacred for words. I have been married for 33 happy years to Gavi.We have three children; two sons, one daughter: all adults & married.
We have also adopted two Downs' Syndrome girls.
We have two grandchildren.
To be accurate my life is a multifaceted world;
I live and work in a number of diverse occupations wearing different hats...ALL...at the SAME time;
There was:
Avi the Police Investigator retired after 23 years(call me LT)
Avi the water polo coach retired after 12 years(call me Coach)
There is:
Avi the government worker (call me...it's classified)
Avi the Martial Arts Instructor with 2 black belts (call me Master Avi)
Avi the Yoga & Reflexology Instructor (call me Master Avi)
Avi the actor, singer, & dancer (call me for 'call-backs')
Avi the poet (call me deep)
Avi the painter in water color & charcoal (call me an Artist
Avi the piano player (call me a Musician)
Avi the drummer trained in Jazz & Rock styles (call me a musician)
Avi the Bagpiper player (call me Piper Avi)
and
Avi the travel agent (call me the Paycation specialist)
Very few people are aware or know me as the multifaceted person I am.
Most people only know the hat that I am wearing when I'm standing infront of them.
I left somethings out...they're classified. If I told you I’d have to kill you.
(I’m not kidding, no seriously...it is classified. I'm locked & loaded and good to go.)
I keep each hat different from the other hats; that keeps the innocent safe.
That tis something I learned along time ago in another country far far away.
I thought...time had come for me to share all of;
my worlds, my interested, my opinions, my skills, and my life
all in one place.
And Yes I wear me kilt EVERYDAY. But most of all......
"I refuse to grow upâ€. I’m a Travel Agent.
Check out my web site:
"Avi's & Gavi's Travel" can be found at
www.ytbtravel.com/yeriel
1. Do you like to travel...travel like a pro?
2. Do like to have fun & earn money while you travel?
3. Do you like to NEVER pay full price again?
Just check out the above web site.
It does not hurt to look at competitive fares.
(You can own a travel agency franchise yourself for less than a weekend cruise...ask.)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Avi
Birthday: 19 Jan 1957
Birthplace: Downey, California
Current Location: Anaheim, California
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Gray turning white
Height: 5' 7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: yes
Your Heritage: Scottish, German, Jewish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Dress Shoes
Your Weakness: I'll do ANYTHING for thick Cheese Cake.
Your Fears: Not able to spend lots of money on family & friends.
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicken and veggies
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Having my travel business in the black
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol and TTYL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Crap it's morning...Ok, morning prayers
Your Best Physical Feature: My smile & naked my smile
Your Bedtime: Usually 0200 hours...then up at 0730.
Your Most Missed Memory: I...well...I must have missed it...Can't remeber.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke...no calorie this or try that...Just COKE.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's; cheaper & better tasting take away.
Single or Group Dates: Yes...both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Earl Grey from Stash Tea's
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla topped with Hot Fudge
Cappuccino or Coffee: Latte has more caffeine.
Do you Smoke: One of my 18 Pipes
Do you Swear: Are you fucking kidding...no I fucking affirm.
Do you Sing: Daily after Bagpipe practice.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes...and I hot tub at least twice daily.
Have you Been in Love: I fall in love with everyone I meet.
Do you want to go to College: Yes...the question should be...How many masters
Do you want to get Married: I am married
Do you belive in yourself: I believe in me so you can believe in me...I'm real.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when making love multiple times.
Do you think you are Attractive: I look GOOD in a kilt...and when I party naked
Are you a Health Freak: No...I do watch what I eat and drink.
Do you get along with your Parents: They are both dead but I see dead people.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love to watch the lighting dance.
Do you play an Instrument: Piano, Bagpipes, Drums.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Are you shitting me...in the past hour...yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: Look at me pictures...I'm always smoking
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No...they have been on me...so get off.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I'm not a Mall Troll but do like to window shop with you.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes I did but chocolate chips biscuits are better for dunking
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes and I'm still hungry a half hour later
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, I'm a preformer & actor.
In the past month have you been Dumped: I'm not into kinky stuff...Oops read it wrong...ah no.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I skinny dip everyday...it's easy to pull me kilt off and jump in.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No...but I can steel your heart away. I cute like that.
Ever been Drunk: You are assuming I'm sober now. Look at my heritage they all fight over who can get drunk the fastest.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes...No...well maybe...no...yes...just kidding.
Ever been Beaten up: Just once...then I trained to be an assassin.
Ever Shoplifted: Once as a kid...got caught...never lifted a shop again.
How do you want to Die: Very old...Still ambulatory...while having sex.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Have you been reading..."I refuse to grow up."
What country would you most like to Visit: A secluded island in Tahiti...naked a la natural.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any / any
Favourite Hair Color: any / any
Short or Long Hair: Short / Short or Long
Height: doesn't matter / doesn't matter
Weight: ditto / ditto
Best Clothing Style: what ever is comfortable...try Natural
Number of Drugs I have taken: Tis more like the number of drugs that have taken me.
Number of CDs I own: 250 to 300
Number of Piercings: One ear you can see and one you can not...
Number of Tattoos: None you can see until I'm naked
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None...me past has shaped me today
- or - Ok, so you want to know what is under the kilt...Click on the video below.