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Add to My Profile | More Videos "As I stand on the precipice overlooking oblivion, I wonder what it's all for. The good vs evil, the love vs hate, the black and the white, the truth and lies. Life is in itself an anomale of incongruities, conundrums, and riddles, which may never be solved, even at or after death. The unknown lies beyond the realm of all known thought and reality. The ascended one's, the annoited one's, the luminaries, the all aware beings are the one's who embrace the most pain, as they can feel the good with the bad. Try as they may to block out the negative, or dark Universe, they cannot, because you cannot have the good without the bad. It's the balance of this Universe. One wonders if there is a heavenly realm, and I do believe with all my heart and soul that there is; what kind of balance exists there, and if there be a negative quality in the heavenly realm, perhaps that may be why the Earth plain is filled with so many lost, lonely, depressed, disillusioned, and dysfunctional souls, trapsing around in the dark like a blind man with no clue. On this Christmas, I am reminded of a great man, in fact many great men and women, who have died throughout history in order that many of us have life and the illusion of freedom. Are we ever really free while we are alive, or is freedom granted our soul as a positive option at death...I will move on through the storm, and I will push on through the rain, the wind, the turmoil, and the ordeal which I must embrace in order to survive. I will go forth into the unknown minutia of life in order to graduate into something better. As the saying goes, it is always darkest before the dawn, and as dark as it may seem in many of our lives, I do believe in hope, faith, and serenity as the result of what this Universe and life are all about. Merry Christmas Everyone, Happy Hanukah, and Happy Kwanza, and may your dreams be fulfilled and your life and the lives of your love ones be healthy and happy. Your old bud." FARLEY MALORRUSI'm A Bear, By Farley Malorrus, Copyright, 12/2007The Flowers in the spring doth bloom, the fairies spinkle dust. The dew of morning rocks the leaves, with the fresh smell of musk. The animals awaken now, and I must go and quest. I seek adventures old and new of which will be the test.I know not what I find this day as wilderness comes near. I stop and drink some water now, in time to see a deer. The World doth turn and people work their skins to the bone. While I roam free and gather musk for sins I must atone. The wilderness is contagious as deeper through the woods I trek. The sounds of creatures moving around, brings chills right up my neck. It's peaceful in the forest, and here is where I feel. That I am suited for the rest and comfort as I kneel. I pray for peace and happiness, in a world gone wild with craze. I pray that everyone find their goal and not live in some daze. I see a squirrel come up to me seeking food that it might eat. I give it nuts to squander as he looks so quaintly neat. I love this guy as he nibbles his bite, and seems to smirk and smile. He eats so fast, and looks around pondering his fate all the while. A red tailed hawk comes settling down at a tree right next to us. I'm thinking that this squirrel would take off like a turbo bus. Instead the Hawk doth ponder, and set about to rest. The Raven gathers close at hand, continuing the test. And now the rabbits come so near, I wonder what is up. Am I a human or nature boy, who feels just like a pup? I hear buffalo approach with a moan that could be weird. I'm surrounded by these animals with nothing to be feared. I'm thinking, gee, I must be a mountain man this day. First alone in the wilderness, and now all these animals today.The sun shines through the trees just now, and all look up save me. I glance in wonder at the group and notice how they are free. I realize I'm part of them, and that is why they're there. To comfort me and let me know that really I'm a bear.All this time I thought I was human, mistaken how I am. To think that I could fit in this World like a candied Yam. So happy as I feel the love and light this day. Surrounded by good weather and animals all to play. Surrounded by the love of God who lets me know just now, how blessed Iam to be just me instead of some lumbering cow. So bear it is, and Polar if you think that my beard too white. To hug and squeeze a deserving bunch, when morning turns to night.The snow doth come and fall just now, tickling my nose. I realize true happiness like flowers simply grows. Whenever you want and think you know exactly what you need. The simple facts remains your soul just needs be freed. From the havoc and chaos of everyday work and strife. From the World we live in and what we call a life.SO, that is why I wander here in this forest everyday. To find my self and freedom, and friends along the way. Those that do not judge you, or wonder how you look. Those that sit beside you near the babbling brook. The innocent sweet animals that think I am amusing. Follow me around when I rise and start my cruising. They follow me just everywhere, I think I want to go. They let me know that I'm the best, and that they think I glow. I hear them when they're thinking, and speaking words to me. I hear how nice and sweet they talk and know I have the key. The key to understanding what life is all about. As easy as asking a fish or a bird, why not try a trout? That whether you fly or float along, drive real fast in cars. Remember that you mind is vast and your brain is full of stars.So, here I come when I am sad, or need a boost like fire. Alone in nature surrounded by all those that I desire. The animals and creatures, that follow me around. Make me feel so special that I walk on solid ground. I feel so much better and now really don't have a care. I understand what it feels like to be a Polar Bear.Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year 2008. Love, FarleyYO, THIS IS MY RIG, "THE ENTERPRISE," WHERE I GO PLAY IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE. IT USED TO BE CAMPED OUT IN PISMO BEACH FOR 6 MONTHS, THEN 2 YEARS AT CASTAIC LAKE, NOW IT'S MY OFFICE IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE. YEAH, IT ROCKS, 37FOOT PURE LUXURY, SHOWROOM QUALITY. COME ON DOWN AND HAVE A PICNIC....2005 ITASCA SUNCRUISER 37 FOOT, TOP OF THE LINE GAS RIG, 2590 MILES, LIKE NEW....PARTY HQ. BISHOPLinkin Park What I've Done(LINKIN PARK)
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Add to My Profile | More VideosTHE BEAR IN THE WOODS, COPYRIGHT, 2007 FARLEY MALORRUS The day passed into night with little impact. The sky grew cold with darkness and my eyelids became heavy. I had to stay alert as alone in the woods at this time of night, it was best not to sleep. I heard the sound of baying wolves and coyotes in the distance, but it was not them I feared it was the long night, and the bitter cold. I could smell the scent of fresh pine from the trees around me, and the moisture in the air told me I was close to a lake or river. I could hear the sound of rushing water and was careful not to trip or fall off some cliff, or into some waterfall. The thought of badgers, wolverines, and wolves in the woods did not frighten me, as it was the bears. This was Bear country, and they had been known to hunt at night with excellent night vision. I could handle the critters, but bears I run from. I had a friend who studied bears for a living and he didn't survive that career. I heard the trees rustling, and knew I not make a sound, as with the new moon the blackness of the night was haunting and precise. The birds were all asleep save a lone meadowlark whose sound I chose to follow to find some recompense. One thing for sure, is that I didn't want to become a midnight snack for a rogue grizzly. The woods were damp from the thunderstorm that raged all day, and I hadn't time to rub sticks to make a fire. My matches were wet, supplies low, and now the food was gone. My heart drove me to find some berries a clearing, decide on what direction to take and pray for dry weather. The trees behind continued rustling baiting my worst fears that a grizzly might be on my trail. I found a large pointed stick and decided to use it as a walking stick or weapon in case of attack. The long, slow drawl and growl of a grizzly now became familiar, as I sensed he was within 30 or 40 yards of me tracking. The meadowlark suddenly was quiet, and my every move dictated my location. With no light source to judge and chaotic terrain in every direction, I decided to trust my senses and keep moving as quickly as possible seeking any high ground. The grizzlies pace quickened as did his slow hoarse growl and breathing. Fear was my only enemy right now, reminding myself I was still the top of the food chain, unless I die, which was not an option.... I dozed off from total exhaustion only to awake from the gaping shadow of a 1000 lb grizzly jumping from the ledge! It was only due to my adrenaline, and spiderman type reflexes that allowed me to bolt barely escaping the rake of his razor sharp claws. The sun was rising now, and all I could think of was to make it to the river or wherever I had heard the water running. Making a pace that had to be of Olympic tenure, I could not look behind, as I heard the recent growl and deep drawl breathing of the Grizzly in pursuit. My life seemed to flash before my eyes as the water neared then I noticed I was on a cliff about 20 feet from the river which lied below.... Recalling a scene from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid movie, I had no choice but to jump, terrified as the grizzly closed within reach and no way to know how deep the river is, that I may plunge to my death or be eaten. With choices abound, I screamed and jumped, as the howl of an eagle could be heard on the way down. I hit the water and thank God it was deep enough and that I had taken a huge breath, believing the bear could not possibly follow. I was wrong as he must have lost footing and above me the water exploded from the over 1000 lb gerth of the grizzly as he unwillingly plunged in the river after me. I swam like Johnny Weissmuller fleeing from a quarum of alligators in what may have seemed an eternity, but was really possibly the final chapter of my life. I felt the pull of the water as the bears claws came ever so close to my thorax which pummeled exceeding amounts of adrenaline into my bloodstream, enough so, that I didn't even feel the need to breathe. Had I turned fish I wondered, with gills popping, and a shark in pursuit? I swam and swam and swam which seemed like almost 10 minutes not knowing whether I was bear bait or going to drown. My thoughts raced as I pondered, what the hell was I thinking going camping alone in the middle of the night? I turned suddenly about 15 feet deep with trusty spear in hand, the stick I had found, and struck the bear deeply in the abdomen. Though both underwater I could hear the bemoaning groan, with gallons of redness from the blood gushing as the strike was precise, exact, and fatal. The weight of the bear started to fall on me due to his lack of buoyancy, and I knew I need escape quickly for my air had run out. I gasped deeply as I reached the surface, quickly looking around wondering what might happen next. The bald eagle sat perched on the cliff's edge as audience to an adventure film and seemingly surprised it was I and not the grizzly who survived. The grizzly was dead, the sun had risen, and here I was soaken wet, cold, starving, half naked, with my blood soaked stick that had eventually saved my life. My problem now, being without a compass which I lost in the chase was where exactly in the wilderness was I, and what do I do now? I turned away from the sun as midday approached to be greeted by a pack of wolves. An aged white alpha male, 2 greys, and 3 black wolves. I knew not to lose eye contact with the pack leader as my apache background told me that if I did, I might not last the next breath. I didn't blink for what seemed 5 minutes and the alpha must have sensed I was not going to back down from a fight. I still had my spear and the adrenaline had returned, so I would assume he did not wish to incur any losses. It's typical for a wolf pack to assault a weaker target, but most wise old wolves know not to sacrifice their own for a meal. I felt safe amongst the wolves even though they appeared hungry and ready for their next meal, but the white male sensed a comaraderie in me, so his fierce growl led into dead silence and a shrug as he led the pack off. I figured the fates were on my side, as I learned as a child to never fear an animal or animals smaller than I, but to always run like hell from a hungry bear in pursuit. On second thought, maybe it was more than my eye contact that drove the pack off. Maybe it was the scent of another bear in the woods. Reminding myself that this was bear country and pondering the age and gender of the one I had killed, I figured it might be a young male, with a mama bear possibly in close territory. I highly respected bear consciousness as way beyond anything man could imagine, as a mistake men often make is to underestimate their animal opponents. As the Sun set in the West over a mountain, I realized I was right. Slowly I turned to gaze into the sunset as I spied a large shadow in the Sun. It appeared to be a large female grizzly now upright at about 8 feet standing, and maybe 1200 pounds seemingly gathering direction with focus and intent I had never seen in a wild animal before. Whatever fear I had embraced from the prior encounter was dwarfed by the goosebumps and body tingles I felt now. Was this some kind of test by God, or was it verily my last day on Earth. I grasp at all the energy and stamina I could attain, and like a Zuni warrior I took off heading East in full stride through the brush with spear in hand. I did not have to look back, because I knew full well that mama Grizzly was after me now in a mission of revenge for her dead son. My biggest fear was to run head on into another grizzly while fleeing this one. The fact was that they were all over the place. I mean this was the undiscovered country in the depths of Montana Wilderness where few men had ever gone. Once again that little voice in my head said, "What the hell are you doing here?"http://www.myspace.com/farleymalorrus
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Get your myspace counter WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL MYSPACE PROFILE FOR FARLEY MALORRUS. WHO IS FARLEY MALORRUS YOU MAY ASK? IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHO FARLEY MALORRUS IS, GOOGLE MY NAME AND YOU WILL GET ABOUT 80 PAGES OF MY LIFE'S WORK ON RADIO,TV, MOVIES, and MY FREE BOOK ON METAPHYSICS AND SPIRITUALITY ON THE INTERNET. I started in College as a DJ at the Radio Station KMOE, RADIO 77 in FAYETTE, MISSOURI. In 1972-75 I helped Shadoe Stevens produce the Flo and Eddie Show on KMET, 94.7. In 1983 I had a show in Los Angeles Market, on KIEV AM 570. In 1983 I was appointed KROQ ASTROLOGER until around 1992, when I helped POOR MAN DO "LOVE LINE," and Astrology OPEN LINE. I did love forecasts every week and morning horoscopes with Richard Blade. I also GOT my own show to anchor KFOX/KNTF, 93.5 FM in Los Angeles at 12 Noon Weekdays from 1984 to 1992. My Show was #1 rated for those 8 years. I continued Saturdays on CRN, (THE CABLE RADIO NETWORK) a 5 hour show from 10am to 3pm, from 1992 to 1996. I began work on ABC7 from 1997-1999 on the Morning show with Ellen Leyva, David Ono, and Johnny Mountain, doing Astrology Daily Horoscopes, and entertainment reporting for 400 shows. Recently, I served as a guest on 12 shows of "THE X ZONE" Radio Show heard all over the world from 2006-2007. My Book is called "Twilight's First Gleaming," and all about how to evolve Spiritually. I have a web site that archives 220 of my Spiritual Topics from my time on L.A. Radio. It is called "RADIOASTROLOGY.COM" or www.radioastrology.com. This site is FREE or by donation to hear my shows or podcast them. I worked on 15 Cruise ships and was valet to George C. Scott in 1982 on the QE2 for 30 days. That was a pivotal time for my life. I also was friends with Art Buchwald whom I went to Martinique with at that time. I was fortunate to have worked with Mel Torme, and Vic Tayback on those ships. All those men were inspirational to me. I was on a show called America with Sarah Purcell, Morgan Fairchild, and Maclain Stevenson in 1984, appearing as Morgan's Astrologer. I was on Tour with Boy George in Puerto Rico as his advisor in 1986, and warned him of a heroin addiction. I also did one film "1941" by Steven Spielberg. I was known as the Earthquake AStrologer when predicting Northridge and Kobe with 24 hours. I was also a Sports Prognosticator predicting many World Championships including the Lakers Dynasty, the Rams Title, and recently the Cardinals and Colts titles. I was on the Arsenio Hall show, the Late Show, the Joan Rivers Show, and several other daytime radio and television spots. All in all I did 10,000 live commercial reads, 3,400 TV and Radio Shows, and 400 Eyewitness News shows in L.A. I was also Director on most of the commercials and shows, Executive Producer, or line producer for the TV interviews. I was known as 'The Astrologer to the Stars,' and also did Classifed Astrology work through an aid for President Reagan in 1980, when informing him in detail of the assassination attempt on his life,(That was imminent and that which occurred within one year of my warning) which he survived. I have been known as a Paranormal Expert, UFO Expert, Supernatural investigator, Ghost Buster, Spiritual Psychologist with understanding of Apache Medicine beliefs, Homeopathic alternatives to surgery, Metaphsyics, Course in Miracles, Meditation Teacher, Spiritualist, Ancient Judaic and Christian mysticism, (The Kaballah, and Dead Sea Scrolls), Ancient Civilizations (Atlantis, Lemuria, and Mu), UFO Investigation, concepts of healing, concepts of World Peace, ecology, Animal rights, Women's rights, The miracles of the Bible, and the Origin of the Species. I am fascinated with Dinosaurs, paleontology and anthropology and sometimes referred to as a modern day "Indiana Jones/Harry Potter." I like to think myself a "Wizard," but I'm devoutly Christian, and have deep faith in the almighty. I have witnessed and seen many miracles, healings, and people surviving terrible illnesses, and I've also investigated Ghosts, house hauntings, exorcisms, super natural occurrences, the Para normal, and Reincarnation. I have been known as an expert on the concept of Karma, and resolution of same for evolution of the Soul. If you feel we are like minded, please add me as friend...Thanks for visiting my profile and have a GREAT LIFE! I have also experienced a "BURNING BUSH" Type experience in 1976 in Hong Kong which changed my life and showed me there was more to life than I thought. I Have a B.A. In English/Drama/Speech and I love to act, produce, and Direct. VOICE OVERS: JFK, NIXON, JIMMY CARTER, MAFIA GUY, GERMAN, SCOTSMAN, ORIENTAL, SOUTHERN DRAWEL, NEW YAWK, KERMIT THE FROG, MS. PIGGY, BLACK DUDE, BABY, ANGRY CAT, DOGS, MONKEY SCREAM, TARZAN YELL, ETCETERA.