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Satan

I shoot fire when I cum.

About Me

Hello everyone. It pleases me that you have taken the time to take an interest in my life...While you may not think so, I'm actually a lot like most of you. I enjoy long walks on the beach, kissing in the moonlight, a really good caeser salad,AND SEEING YOU BURN IN HELL!!!! BWAUAHAHAHAAAA!Just kidding. I actaully find it quite revolting that for the rest of eternity some of you are tortured and in pain, and the smell of burning flesh is definitely not one of my favorite things...but hey, next time you murder someone or cheat on your wife, you'll be seeing me :)-Satan

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My Interests

Screaming, blood, Halloween make-up (hey, I like to look good too), cooking, penguins, mutilated bodies, Diet Coke.

I'd like to meet:

Satan-worshipers, people who like to have "church bonfires," hitler, your mom, whores, sluts, jon bon jovi, stevie nicks

Music:

I don't have ears

Movies:

Anything with Zombies.

Television:

Golden Girls, I Love Lucy, The Munsters, David the Gnome