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Wiener Wrangler

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About Me

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I am versatile, romantic, nasty, affectionate, and sincere. I am cynical and I have a raunchy sense of humor. I enjoy museums, galleries, monday night football, beach, picnics, travel, street hockey, cinema, sunday brunch, miller high life, and sleeping late on the weekends. I am not impressed easily and probably not very interested in where you shop, who cuts your hair, where you go to happy hour, or any other affected fantasies that gay guys think make them more "fabulous". I enjoy going to baseball games, reading, going out for a drink, sitting in the park, riding my bicycle, keeping myself familiar with current events, world politics, stolen kisses, new opportunities, romance, passion, and lust. I do not need anyone to entertain me as I am good at entertaining myself, confident in my own abilities and my own self image/awareness. I smoke, I jerk off 3 times a day, I drink, I curse, and I am not politically correct.......not interested in changing or being changed. Eventually interested in dating an employed, handsome, smart, and independent man who understands that people in a relationship should never "need" to be with one another but "want" to be with one another. Someone who treats others the way that he likes to be treated, can put his ankles behind his ears, will hold my hand, and make me laugh. Check out my page on blogspot for more info. div style=&quot

My Interests

Tattoos, photography, taints, gloryholes, banality, grudge fucks, cluster fucks, games of "pull my finger", reach arounds, frottage, the dirty sanchez, indifference, nachos, boxing, tea bagging, dutch ovens, installation art, bikes, galleries, museums, sunday brunch, wrestling, the beach, himbos, homos, moustache rides, feet, and butts. Summer not Winter, NON PC Behavior, beer, cigarettes, sunbathing in the park, sitting on the stoop, spitting contests, barbecues, gypsies, tramps, and thieves.

I'd like to meet:

A non-scene/ non-queer guy. Someone who farts, eats nachos, curses, takes a piss with the door open, and drinks 40's. Punks, cunts, faggots, bikers, midgets, hustlers, pimps, ho's, and rough trade. Superheros, supervillains, secret agents, talent agents, and dykes. Guys with tattoos who dont shave their pubes. Guys with stinky armpits and stinkier feet. Leftists, fetishists, leathermen, buttsluts, poets, artists, and nudists. Lowriders, aggressive bottoms, femme tops, wiggers, geeks, and freaks. I like boys who smell like puppies. I like to watch amateur porn, eat junk food, spit, take a piss in the sink, scratch my balls in public, fart, belch, felch, and pick my nose if I feel like it.

Music:

Rockabilly, Punk, Hardcore Rap, and Classic Rock-n-Roll.

Movies:

Fellini, Cronenberg, Lynch, Pasolini, Polanski, Cocteau, Bunuel. Epics, B grade comedy and horror, Anything re-released by Criterion.

Television:

I do not watch television but I do love photography and will frequently post some of my favorite images here:

Books:

Classics, Suspense, Horror, Historical Fiction, Stories of War, Revenge, Infedelity, and Reawakening. Gregory Maguire, Robert Rankin, Christopher Moore, Will Self, Brett Easton Ellis, Bukowski, David Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs, Chuck Palahniuk.

Heroes:

Jeff Koons, Matthew Barney, Terry Richardson, Cindy Sherman, Nobuyoshi Araki, Slava Mogutin, Bert Grimm, Stoney St. Clair, Brooklyn Blackie, Bob Shaw, Sailor Jerry Collins, Paul McCarthy (the multimedia artist not the similiarly named beatle), Mike Kelley, Charlie White, Damien Hirst, Pierre et Gilles, Nan Goldin. Many artists, photographers, and trendsetters.

My Blog

www.wienerwrangler.blogspot.com

Check out www.wienerwrangler.blogspot.com. You will find a lot of hot pics including some of my own personal shots! Have a look ONLY IF YOU ARE NASTY!...
Posted by Wiener Wrangler on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 05:39:00 PST

Saturday Night

I went out saturday night to some of my favorite skanky east village bars.  Though I had a nice time I noticed something peculiar. The types of people who I go to these bars to get away from are ...
Posted by Wiener Wrangler on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 10:59:00 PST

ME; THE LIST

A list about me and things I like:5' 8", 135lbs, 29"w, brb/brn, half Jordanian, half Russian, 10 1/2 feetCynicalCuratorEducatedSincereRomanticSkateboardBeachDVD' sWatching Amateur PornDogsDan...
Posted by Wiener Wrangler on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 08:27:00 PST

Dildos In The Snow

On Wednesday I noticed something very peculiar. The snow had begun to melt and in front of my building there it was...............A LARGE CAUCASIAN COLORED DILDO AND AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF JAMESON!!?? Did...
Posted by Wiener Wrangler on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 06:16:00 PST